Kelly Brook is the only allowable form of curvy and other news

May 27th, 2010 // 62 Comments

- Carrie Underwood’s legs still aren’t doing it for me. [Lainey Gossip]

- Mariah Carey quits a movie and everyone’s first thought is she’s pregnant not batshit crazy? How does that even happen? [Dlisted]

- Dane Cook gets Kanye’d on American Idol. [Popeater]

- Ashton Kutcher’s Killers won’t be shown to critics until opening day so no one can say it sucks until after they bought a ticket. [Huffington Post]

- Victoria Justice is, indeed, a fine young woman. [HollywoodTuna]

- Sienna Miller panty flash FAIL. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Megan Fox’s Jonah Hex posters are old-timey whoretastic. [Popoholic]

- Gary Coleman’s in the hospital again. Is it a brain hemorrhage? Because those things are hot right now. [StarPulse]

- Matt Lauer might have banged a tranny. [Celebslam]

- Madonna incorporates her love of getting banged into selling eyewear. Why not? [Just Jared]

- Jake Gyllenhaal is goddamn everywhere. [PopSugar]

- Justin Bieber will fucking cut you. [The Blemish]

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  1. depatru

    first? :))

  2. ad nasuem

    I Wonder what this chick tastes like?

  3. ad nasuem

    You know…Vaginally…

  4. quality control

    chicken, really sexy chicken

  5. josh

    I don’t know who she is but she is much better than all the usual low quality stuff we had lately.

  6. Guest

    this is curvy?

    ps … who is she?

  7. Christina

    Sexy. Funny, but everytime I see her I think of her presenting skills wooden as a spoon. Hot damn she got some figure on her. I want!

  8. hiimbunny

    and what about christina hendricks?

  9. FrankNfrtr

    I don’t know what the woman is famous for but she’s got great assets & I thank you for the display.
    Summer weather + short skirts + pretty girl = :-)

  10. alisa

    did she get a nose job? but anyway… her body is amazing… i dont know why people like these ghetto fat asses… kelly is slim yet curvy… much better.. although im not gona talk shit on women who arent curvy .. those who are often talked about having the body of a “little boy” because not all women have this body type.. and gain weight different.. kelly can gain weight and it will be much more forgiving because it goes to her hips and boobs.. compared to a women who gains weight in her upper body/stomach area.. some women have to weigh less in order to have a flat belly…. kelly is just very lucky to have this body type…

  11. Randal

    Here Kelly sports a fun and splashing array of red hearts on a white and cool spun fabric. Each stitch accents her feminine yet silky curves but remains conservative in her style with an undersized jacket to keep the ocean breeze off her back.


  12. havoc


    Come to Havoc…….


  13. turd da third


  14. I just googled her but was unable to concentrate due to that awesome bootie.

    I think she is some sort of “English Bootie Model”. Why do the brits have her and we are stuck with “Keeping up with the kardashian bootie photos”

    Sometimes hate this country.

  15. s. hemp dolarhyde

    Kelly Brook is all kindsa awesome….just amazing….

    she has been slightly curvy in the past. i would not call her curvy now. mores the pity…

  16. shemp von sader masoch

    @#4 (ad nauseum)

    thanks for clearing that up. none of us had any idea what you were talking about the first time.


    (You know…Excrement Cranially…)

  17. See Alice

    Kelly is Super Hot . What a beautiful women .

  18. AnnaDraconida

    She seems to have lost weight. Looks hot either way.

  19. Tek

    “only allowable form of curvy” says the guy who’s seemingly obsessed with Heidi Montag, CoCo, and Kim Kardashian. ^_^

  20. gen


    Because Christina Hendricks is kind of fat. Kelly Brook has a perfect body. I’m obsessed with it.

  21. Champ

    Gorgeous. Always looks hot.

  22. Tony Gabone

    yeah she’s hot……..but by no means is she curvy

  23. ad nasuem

    @17 –

    I’ll keep you in mind whenever I want to hear the musings of one of Paris Hilton pu$$y blisters. Thank you, thank you very much.

  24. Nudgie

    I have been lusting after women for decades (almost centuries!) and Kelly Brook is THE hottest woman that has walked this planet.

    Please discuss… :)

  25. Nudgie

    @fashionclothes – change your Broncos #15 jersey to Tebow and you won’t be able to keep them in stock – DUH!

  26. Mancuso

    In the 19th century, my country fought off England… twice.
    I really, really want to shoot myself in the balls right now.

  27. Paris Hilton's pu$$y blister


    lol at least i’m close to a pussy right now. which is more than you’ll ever be able to say, short-shaft…

  28. Maximus Slime

    That’s ridiculous, nobody walks down the street in L.A.! Except for street walkers, that is. Is she really that desperate for cash? She could stop traffic though, which is obviously what she intends to do. But next time I think she needs to dress a little more slutty.

  29. Jose Limon

    Heigl as a ditz is credible; Kutcher as an assassin is laughable. Is he going to tweet someone to death? Secretly embarrass someone on film to death?

  30. Homer

    Beautiful woman looks beautiful! Curves, beautiful face, nice smile. Wow.

  31. captain america

    we must feel sorry for her.

    please call kim kardashian, folks!!

  32. landslide

    She is so beautiful. Perfect body! WOW!!!

  33. This ones jussst right

    Just because her butt doesnt need its own area code (Kim K and her ilk) doesnt mean theres something wrong with it. Shes got some nice cushion back there, she just isnt ridiculous about it.

  34. The Mascot

    I wonder what she tastes like. You know … anally.

  35. Ripper Owens

    Cue up the shoe cam!

  36. She is cute! :)

  37. V

    That is one hot fucking bitch.

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