Kelly Brook is the only allowable form of curvy and other news

- Carrie Underwood’s legs still aren’t doing it for me. [Lainey Gossip]

- Mariah Carey quits a movie and everyone’s first thought is she’s pregnant not batshit crazy? How does that even happen? [Dlisted]

- Dane Cook gets Kanye’d on American Idol. [Popeater]

- Ashton Kutcher’s Killers won’t be shown to critics until opening day so no one can say it sucks until after they bought a ticket. [Huffington Post]

- Victoria Justice is, indeed, a fine young woman. [HollywoodTuna]

- Sienna Miller panty flash FAIL. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Megan Fox’s Jonah Hex posters are old-timey whoretastic. [Popoholic]

- Gary Coleman’s in the hospital again. Is it a brain hemorrhage? Because those things are hot right now. [StarPulse]

- Matt Lauer might have banged a tranny. [Celebslam]

- Madonna incorporates her love of getting banged into selling eyewear. Why not? [Just Jared]

- Jake Gyllenhaal is goddamn everywhere. [PopSugar]

- Justin Bieber will fucking cut you. [The Blemish]

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