Kelly Brook’s cleavage and other news

- Mischa Barton actually believes she has a serious career in film ahead of her which proves she got out of the psych ward way too soon. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rihanna has a new single is probably about Chris Brown. Or her new NRA membership. Either one. [PopEater]

- Shauna Sand is a walking blow-up doll? I’m convinced. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lindsay Lohan’s new look explained. [Celebslam]

- Sarah Palin wants to appear on Oprah now. But what if she asks what newspapers read? ABORT! ABORT! Bad choice of words in retrospect. ABORT! [Just Jared]

- Michelle Trachtenberg apparently believes she owns every cab in New York. [The Blemish]

- Spencer Pratt reveals he loves dancing at clubs while trying to defend Stephanie’s DUI making this Example #1,587 of “Yeah, that dude’s gay.” [Wonderwall]

- Fred Durst and Tom Green like to hang out together. I’d ask “Why?” but I just remembered it’s not 1999. [ICYDK]