British model/actress Kelly Brook debuted her new perfume at Superdrug in London yesterday. She possesses two wonderful qualities for being a product salesman: a great smile and a winning personality. Yep, those are the two most notable things about her. I bet if you met her in person those would be the first two things you noticed. Well that, and her intelligence.
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Jimbo | October 17, 2007 at 5:32 pm
FRIST assholes! I love Veggi’s cock too.
antoine | October 17, 2007 at 5:32 pm
SWEET JESUS !!!! Those are some nice tits.
allbeautymustdie | October 17, 2007 at 5:32 pm
…superdrug? not nearly as clever as FCUK
allbeautymustdie | October 17, 2007 at 5:34 pm
shit i just noticed. nice rack mhmm but she looks really horrified of the perfume. maybe she accidentally poured some on herself… proceeds to strip naked and eat strawberries. bah.
Guy | October 17, 2007 at 5:34 pm
It was yesterday not today:
http://celebslam.buzznet.com/kelly-brook-pics
Donkey Ass | October 17, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Tig o’ Bitties. But that face…mama ain’t proud.
tylerdurden | October 17, 2007 at 5:36 pm
They’re real as well. I love her.
haroof | October 17, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Holy melons.
paper or plastic | October 17, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Finally, thanks, Fish, for someone worth looking at. Find bikini pictures if you really want to make my day.
chica | October 17, 2007 at 5:50 pm
fish, that joke just keeps getting older and older.
Chauncey Gardner | October 17, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Who sold her those gifts?
veggi | October 17, 2007 at 5:50 pm
I’d let her keep her bra on, completely ignore the boob, and work her ass with a dildo for an hour. You know, just to fuck with her head.
PunkA | October 17, 2007 at 6:00 pm
She couldn’t get Steve Sanders Playboy ex to hook up with any Brits on her stupid reality show, so, she ain’t worth much. Unless your ship is going down and need a flotation device.
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 17, 2007 at 6:00 pm
That hot pink goes perfect with her Brown hair and rose coloring
she sort of looks like a young Marlo Thomas
Jimbo | October 17, 2007 at 6:22 pm
I’ll buy 6 or maybe 7, What is she selling?
SaraDevil | October 17, 2007 at 6:24 pm
I love her look in pic number 2, it says:
“Please don’t ask me to spray any of this stuff on me. Have you smelled it?!”
Bitchy McBitchington, III | October 17, 2007 at 6:25 pm
I have the exact same boobs – and they’re real!!!! It’s so nice to see someone other than Salma Hayek has boobs like me and doesn’t weigh a gazillion pounds…
www.lindsayrules.com | October 17, 2007 at 6:42 pm
she is sooo good looking! I cant believe she looks so good after celebrity weight loss..
kitty_kat | October 17, 2007 at 6:43 pm
#17- I thought Salma’s were implants (before pregnancy anyway).
ssdd | October 17, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Looks to me like she forgot to harness up the right nipple… its pointing south… .. like britneys.
Jimbo | October 17, 2007 at 6:44 pm
@16 Sara – I think she farted and it is a bad one. Some of the eel and pie she had last night for dinner
isitin | October 17, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Here are some nice topless pics of her.
http://www.heaven666.org/celebs/kelly_brook_topless.php
Secretariat | October 17, 2007 at 6:53 pm
Thanks #22, that hoisted the mainsail!
Jimbo | October 17, 2007 at 7:06 pm
@22 CRAP!! Work blocked the link. This place blows!!! I guess they want me to work or something like that
haroof | October 17, 2007 at 7:09 pm
#22, that made my day.
isitin | October 17, 2007 at 7:13 pm
Your all welcome, yes they are nice tits.
CelebrityFanChat.com Raph | October 17, 2007 at 7:25 pm
She looks great.
jamie | October 17, 2007 at 7:48 pm
isn’t she engaged to billy zane, from titanic?
Johnny | October 17, 2007 at 8:00 pm
NICE FUCKING TITS & TEETH there honey…
make my penis solid really good. I CAN HAS SEX WITH YOU please?
baby dumpling | October 17, 2007 at 8:04 pm
…baby hungry
jacknasty | October 17, 2007 at 8:09 pm
Wow, she is hot….why do photographers follow around Paris and not this chick?
19- nope Selma’s were the real deal
Big Dumb Oaf | October 17, 2007 at 8:28 pm
That’s the first thing I noticed and I’d know what to do with them. I may be an oaf, but step-aunt Audrey didn’t raise no morons, except her half-son- Stew(pid).
FRIST!!! | October 17, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Superdrug in London? Wonder if that’s the equivalent of a Walgreens in America
Ript1&0 | October 17, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Dude, who the hell is this!? C’mon. It just doesn’t matter to you at all, does it? I mean, if you’re going to post pics of people who aren’t even famous just for their giant rack -and they even get to keep their clothes on- I’m sure I can round up a few friends of mine to stand there and pretend to hold stuff too.
In fact, I hear there are a lot of places you can go to see nonfamous women with their shirts still on. Like outside. Or navigating away from the porn sites for 5 secs. I know it’s hard….
FRIST!!! | October 17, 2007 at 8:53 pm
navigating away from the porn sites? what does that mean? can you..can you even DO that? that’s crazy talk.
whatever | October 17, 2007 at 8:58 pm
What a great salesperson! I’ll take two!
PS Her breasts have done more for humanity than Spears, Lohan, and Hilton combined. They should strip that ignorant fuck Al Gore of his Noble Peace Price and give it to her breasts.
whatever | October 17, 2007 at 9:00 pm
RELAX FRIST! No one navigates away from porn sites. Ript is just fucking with you. It’s insane to even suggest such a stupid and foolish thing.
Ript – stop messing with people like that. You could hurt someone by suggestion they navigate away from their porn!
Oh yeah…”Price” should be “Prize” in my last fucking post. I was distracted by her breasts, wondering how much it would cost to suck them. Or at least one for half price.
Ript1&0 | October 17, 2007 at 9:00 pm
hahahaha! You guys do know there are places online where girls actually get naked right? Like, 24/7? And then they do stuff… I don’t want to say what, exactly, but I think it’s a little more than standing there in a pretty dress. Well, that’s what I’ve been told anyway. I’ve always been too busy ogling celebrities.
Ahem. Or attempting to.
Ript1&0 | October 17, 2007 at 9:04 pm
AWWWW!!!! You guys!!! I was just joshin’ ya! Please, be one with the porn.
And worship the Fish. I love him. He is my savior. I can honor nothing else in life but the Fish’s wishes. If he was my man, I’d devote my entire life to sucking him off… but then there would be no gossip anymore. Do you think he would mind being that busy?
FRIST!!! | October 17, 2007 at 9:10 pm
#37 whatever, OMG THANK YOU!!! I was so frightened for a second there.
Geh…I knew you couldn’t do that…
yeeeah | October 17, 2007 at 9:11 pm
Nice boobies. My stuffs better as far as content. Stop by.
FRIST!!! | October 17, 2007 at 9:11 pm
That would be like making a 3 olive martini and walking away from it!!!
BringIt | October 17, 2007 at 9:20 pm
Mmmmmmm.
T | October 17, 2007 at 9:24 pm
wow, she’s beautiful
FRIST!!! | October 17, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Not as beautiful as my porn, er I mean my martini…
Johnny | October 17, 2007 at 9:40 pm
I HOPE ALL GIRLS HERE READ THIS:
YOU LOSERS! SHE’s MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU. STOP BEING JEALOUS!
SHE HAS NICE TITS, YOU NOT.
sweet little girl this, really.
FRIST!!! | October 17, 2007 at 9:50 pm
Johnny? Hmmmmm…. first stop yelling…
Next, no I’m defiinately more beautiful AND have a better rack.
Just sayin…
FRIST!!! | October 17, 2007 at 9:53 pm
K, that may not be true, but I just love fucking with the idiots on here…
jumpy | October 17, 2007 at 9:58 pm
I NEED to impregnate this woman IMMEDIATELY. STAT!
FRIST!!! | October 17, 2007 at 10:09 pm
God, where did I learn to spell?
DEFINITELY not here……………………