Kelly Brook in Lingerie

March 30th, 2010 // 123 Comments

Here’s Kelly Brook as the new spokesbreasts for the Ultimo lingerie line which I can only assume is the byproduct of Jesus proving he’s more kickass than the Easter Bunny. “Ooh, wow, candy in a basket full of annoying green shit. How about one of the hottest chicks in the world practically naked? JUMANJI!”*

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Photos: Splash News
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  1. Actually, Kelly Brook has been their spokesmodel for awhile now. She reps the more mature line, Ultimo. Peaches Geldof only repped Miss Ultimo, the junior line.

  2. Kelly Brook has a nice body , I have always loved Eva Longoria’s body but all of their bodies are amazing.

  3. captain america

    we here in europe supply thongs as standard, PRUDISH AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Den

    She is nice

  5. vandal

    @49 Bill is a bender.

    HOT AS FUCK! (not you Bill)

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  7. Isaw kelly brook in tesco once, she is so busty, i got really embarrassed as just stood there starring at her puppies :)

  8. whatever

    So for all of us girls that wax the shit out of our bodies, I’d like to see for once all you hairy bastards do the same. You complain about a little hair (and how so called unhygienic it is (news flash soap and water cleans down there too)) yet I highly doubt any of you fu*#$ wax anything of yours. There is nothing better than going down on your man and doing a little tongue action around his balls granted I don’t come up choking on a ball of fishing wire. Have you ever taken a moment to wax your shit? And while you’re at it, wax your underarms, back and legs, cause that shit is nasty. I want your shit looking like Michael Phelps or just STFU.

  9. obgyn

    dear #41:
    i’m a woman you moron and a registered nurse who works in a obgyn office, i know what i’m talking about. unless a woman with a bald pussy showers and cleans herself RIGHT before sex she’s going to be dirtier down there than a woman with pubic hair. i don’t care what you like or think and you are certainly entitled to prefer hairless pussy. i was simply stating a medical fact that folks who think it’s cleaner are just stupid
    one other tip for you since you seem to be orally challenged:
    if you are eating a girl out who has pubic hair and you are getting all this hair in your nose, teeth and throat you aren’t doing it right.

  10. JesseJimmy

    @59:

    I’m sorry you have stankpuss. Not all girls do. Although, when you’ve pushed a few kids out that birth canal, and your blownout batwings are flapping around collecting bacteria, I can see how it would be difficult to diffuse the tuna stench.

    So, those women can keep a hairy bush. It hides the blown out cooch as well, so it serves multiple purposes.

  11. obgyn

    to #62
    You once again miss the point. If I have hair on my pussy I am far less likely to have a “stankpuss”.
    I guess I need to keep repeating myself for the monumentally stupid:
    a girl with a bald vagina is much more likely to have a dirty pussy (stankpuss as you call it) than a girl who has pubic hair. this is a medical fact, not an opinion. i have no problem with you preferring dirty, smelly bald pussies, to each their own. just don’t pretend you like it because it’s “cleaner” when it’s bald, because it is the exact opposite. you like dirty stinky bacteria filled pussy, embrace it.

  12. gen

    @59

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    That last comment about getting all the hair in the ear/nose/throat was so right on. I started laughing loudly when I read that. Nice one.

  13. JesseJimmy

    @ Nurse Betty/#63:

    And you once again miss the point. If a chick washes her cooch before action, it will be clean. And if she’s shaved, I won’t be flossing with her pubes.

    So, keep your moist stanky jungle down below. I guess I’ll have to settle for bald, clean, young pussy.

  14. Moi

    @59 I heart you. :-)

  15. in regards to 63

    actually, girls who are caring about the aesthetics of their vagina are probably also keeping it clean, considering theyre also probably getting laid. its girls like you who need the pubic hair cause you cant wash and keep your vag fresh on your own.

  16. Tiger

    fat chicks have hairy bushes, because they want to hide their fat clams. they also come up with ridiculous excuses for their stankpusses by claiming it’s just a natural smell, or it’s preventing bacteria. horseshit.

    chicks who are in shape shave that shit off, because they aren’t embarrassed about their awesome looking pussies. their pussies never smell, because they take care of their beautiful temples.

  17. Stupid peaches geldolf

    I hope idiotic slutty celebuwhore peaches geldolf is shooting up a hot load right now; this is the gig she lost because she couldn’t keep her legs together & her mouth shut. Stupid slutty whore…

  18. GQ Guy

    OB you are missing the point. I have eaten a lot of Pussy from a lot of women. I don’t care about what the books say, BLAD tastes better & looks better. Nothing else matters, and yes, I use Nair to return the favor.

  19. obgyn

    i don’t deny that a woman with a totally hairless pussy can’t be clean, especially if she practices good hygiene. i’m simply stating that if a woman with pubic hair practices the same hygiene as the hairless woman her vagina is going ot be cleaner.
    jesse jimmy: so before you have sex with a girl she runs into the shower to clean herself? because if she doesn’t, then you got dirty vagina to munch on, enjoy. i guess you will just have to settle for bald, DIRTY, young pussy.
    To Tiger who assumes i must be fat and that is why my pussy has some hair on it – dude have you ever been with a real woman? i see more vaginas in a day than you do in a year, and the idea that most young attractive women have bald vaginas is ludicrous. i’d say about 50% of the women under 25 go bald or nearly bald (little patch or strip), regardless on their level of attractiveness, with about another 25% being well groomed and the final 25% being pretty natural. how attractive or unattractive they are has nothing to do with how they groom themselves and the fact that you think it does proves your only experience with women is seen through porn sites on your computer or the local strip club.

  20. Tiger

    @ Nurse Betty:

    Just to clarify, you are fat, aren’t you? It’s okay, fat chicks have great personalities. They have to.

  21. obgyn

    GQ Guy – i totally get your point and have actually been with women before (some with hair and others without). bald can indeed taste and look good. you are certainly entitled to your opinion on what tastes and looks better to you. all i was ever trying to do was point out a simple fact that bald is not cleaner because it is bald and that the purpose of pubic hair is to keep your vagina clean. many guys nowadays (and women even) think that bald equals clean and it is simply wrong to state such a thing.

  22. TekMoney

    @ 34 obgyn
    When I said retains odor, I meant that even after you wash it… just a few hours later after everyday humid conditions, it will smell as if you never washed it in the first place BECAUSE of the hair. And you just proved my point because while you might be right that hair may help protect from bacteria, all that stuff you were talking about (pee, sweat, blood, etc) stays on the hairs and THAT is why it RETAINS ODOR.

    And I agree with # 41. That’s what showers and douches are for. If you have good hygiene you shouldn’t have any problems.

    @ 58
    I keep my shit well groomed. If I dont like it, I don’t expect you to like it either. So no caveman syndrome here. :-p

  23. obgyn

    Tiger: is Kelly Brook fat since she has a hairy pussy?
    does tiny tiger virgin boy call every girl that disagrees with him fat? i’d imagine your conversations with women go like this:

    TigerVirginBoy: Hello Ms. Brooks, can I oggle your giant breasts? I live with my parents and haven’t had the money to pay for a lapdance in ages.
    Kelly Brook: I’m getting the authorities.
    TigerVirginBoy: You fat hairy ugly whore! waaaaaaaa! waaaaaaaa!

    TigerVirginBoy runs back home, thumb stuck in his mouth and asks mommy if he can start up breastfeeding again since hers was the only nipple to ever find its way to his mouth.

  24. Men

    obgyn you are boring and you have a smelly, hairy pussy. Go away

  25. obgyn

    TekMonkey: you are 100% correct in the hair’s purpose. i guess you just have to decide if you would rather have the urine, sweat, etc on the outside of her vagina in the hair or if you would rather have it in the inside of her vagina where your tongue and dick go. if you want all of that to be on the inside then hopefully you keep coming across hairless pussies so you can use your tongue and dick to clean out the bacteria rather than have her pubic hair do it for you. so unless you are actually licking and sucking on a girls pubic hair (why would you do that, unless of course you have zero idea on how to eat a girl out) your tongue and dick will go in clean and come out clean

  26. Nurse Betty

    Why the fuck are you people talking about me on this board? I’ve got nothing to do with this conversation, so please stop addressing me. Thank you.

  27. Gando

    What do you get when you cross Angelina Jolie with Kim Kardashian?

  28. TekMoney

    @ obgyn
    I’m trying not to be disrespectful, but I see that now you’re being sarcastic. Maybe it’s because people aren’t agreeing with you? I don’t know, but that’s fine ’cause two can play that game.

    Wouldn’t it be easier to eat a pussy that you didn’t have to dig thru layers of hair to find the clit and hole? (since you’re alluding to the possibility that I may not know how). And for what it’s worth, the dick/mouth would have to go thru/around that same bacteria filled pubic hair. No matter how much you’ll try to avoid it, you’ll still come in contact with it inside or out. So what’s the point?

    Your argument is flawed and now you’re just reaching. You even admitted in post #69 that a hairless pussy doesn’t automaticly = dirty as long as she has good hygeine. By the same token a hairy pussy shouldn’t automaticly = clean. The main difference? I’ll refer you to my initial comment @ #33. The hairy one will not only look nasty (in my opinion,) but it will most likely smell for the reason YOU stated in post #34 when you tried to put a spin on what I was saying, but instead ended up proving my point.

    I’ll make it easy for you just to prove how silly your rhetoric is. Let me ask you this: Do you suck dick? Is there any pubic hair protecting the hole from bacteria? You know, where the semen/piss comes out? No, right? Does that stop you from sucking it? As long as the guy has good hygeine it’s all good, right? Or wait let me guess… you only suck dicks with condoms on, hmm? Gimme a break… >_>

  29. Willie Dixon

    I personally like well manicured hair on the coochie. Guys who like bald cooch either a) watch too much porn b) are pedophiles. Hair in the throat – sure it’s happened to all of us. But up the nose? That’s some long and curlies right there.

  30. obgyn

    TekMonkey:
    for the love of god man you are seriously stupid. first off i wasn’t being sarcastic in my last post, i thought you possibly were getting the point, but you were not.
    I once again am stating a medical fact, that is all. you can argue with it if you like, but you would be wrong. arguing with someone when you are wrong only proves how stupid you are.
    you are right about one thing, a hairy pussy does not necessarily mean a clean pussy. but if you had two pussies, one hairy and one bald and performed the exact same hygiene on both of them the hairy one would be cleaner, that is all i was ever trying to say. your incredible lack of intelligence shows up in your analogy with the meatus (the opening at the top of the penis) and the vagina opening being similiar in any way. if i really need to explain this to you then you should due the world a favor and have yourself sterilized so you can not pass your retarded genes onto another generation.

  31. JesseJimmy

    @fakeobgyn/#80

    “if i really need to explain this to you then you should due the world a favor and have yourself sterilized so you can not pass your retarded genes onto another generation.”

    The word you were looking for was “do,” not “due.” When calling another person a retard, you are better served by not using English like a retard.

  32. cc

    I read she escaped from a secret government genetic engineering lab. Not the one that created Lindsay Lohan’s liver.

  33. obgyn

    JesseJimmy:
    The word you were looking for was “do,” not “due.” When calling another person a retard, you are better served by not using English like a retard

    touche jessejimmy, touche

  34. TekMoney

    @obgyn
    When in doubt, resort to insults. Now you’re just going in circles because you’re just selectively replying to parts of my comments, thus taking them out of context. God I love ‘smart’ dumb people. When I compared the opening of the penis with that of the vagina it was to drive in the fact (through your thick skull) that both have bacteria, Einstein. And that it still doesn’t stop you from putting your mouth on on a dick if you know that the guy has good hygeine. Comprendes?

    I’m done. So congratulations, you have a hairy (and probably smelly) snatch and you’re proud of it. Good luck with that.

  35. obgyn

    TekMonkey:
    I’m about finished here as well. I’ll make this real quick, and then next time you visit the doctor have him/her explain it to you in more detail.
    The opening to a woman’s vagina is open to soooooooooooooooo much more bacteria than your meatus for a variety of different reasons. You don’t even have to understand the medical differences on why this is so, use common sense. For example the vagina has numerous folds, creases and flaps that are perfect breeding grounds for all kinds of bacteria as these areas moist dark and warm. the same can not be said for your meatus. if you need someone to draw pictures to show just how different the two openings are let me know. the reason you don’t have pubic hair growing on the top of your penis is because it is not necessary to protect your internal reproductive system from something penetrating that opening, yet women do have hair covering their opening to protect them because it is necessary.
    women and men are different and the simple fact is that women have much more bacteria/dirt/sweat/blood/bodily fluids down in that area than men do, making us more at risk to infections hence why we have pubic hair covering our opening and you do not.

  36. Mr. Nice Guy

    obgyn here is what you don’t get-
    Bald Pussy Tastes Better!
    If I am concerned about hygiene, infections & bacteria I wouldn’t eat Pussy.
    BUT I DON’T CARE.
    HAIRY PUSSY SMELLS & TASTES BAD.
    NO ONE CARES WHAT THE DOCTOR CARES.
    ITS SEX, NOT A HEALTH ED LESSON-
    GOD YOU MUST BE A PAIN IN THE ASS TO YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.

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