Kelly Brook in Lingerie
Here’s Kelly Brook as the new spokesbreasts for the Ultimo lingerie line which I can only assume is the byproduct of Jesus proving he’s more kickass than the Easter Bunny. “Ooh, wow, candy in a basket full of annoying green shit. How about one of the hottest chicks in the world practically naked? JUMANJI!”*
*How Jesus really talks. I’ve read The Bible.