Kelly Brook in a bikini getting motorboated by Riley Steele in a bikini. (You just read that.)

June 9th, 2009 // 170 Comments

Here’s Kelly Brook and Riley Steele on the set of Piranha 3-D over the weekend. I’ve seen a lot of awesome shit on this site, but this is by far the most pure and amazing thing I’ll ever witness in my entire life. I could watch my own child be born with sparkling blue eyes and seraphim wings which he then uses to fly up to me to say “I love you, Daddy,” and I’d probably ask when the bikini motorboating starts. True story, and sorry, Future Angel Baby. Now go to your room.

NOTE: Pics link to NFSW version that may cause weeping.

Photos: INFdaily.com
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  1. Zanna

    Janey. CUPCAKES!!!!!

  2. Zanna

    @47 – I am sorry. But my vaginal heart belongs to another.

  3. ahha

    @52 – That’s a shame. Alas, I will have to settle for Kelly Brook. I’ll keep her on notice like Leo keeps Bar so, keep me posted.

  4. chuck

    this girl riley steele is a porn star with digital playground!!!!!!! she was in that awesome movie pirates 2. god, she is so freakin’ hot!!!!

  5. chuck

    this girl riley steele is a porn star with digital playground!!!!!!! she was in that awesome movie pirates 2. god, she is so freakin’ hot!!!!

  6. chuck

    this girl riley steele is a porn star with digital playground!!!!!!! she was in that awesome movie pirates 2. god, she is so freakin’ hot!!!!

  7. chuck

    this girl riley steele is a porn star with digital playground!!!!!!! she was in that awesome movie pirates 2. god, she is so freakin’ hot!!!!

  8. chuck

    this girl riley steele is a porn star with digital playground!!!!!!! she was in that awesome movie pirates 2. god, she is so freakin’ hot!!!!

  9. Harry

    Wow, I thought this was going to be a real legit studio picture. But I guess Alexander Aja is getting desperate for a hit since his last movie tanked. Now he’s making Into the Blue 3.

  10. your daughter

    My heroes.

  11. Bald Evil

    My first thought was: who is Riley Steele?

    My second thought was: who cares?

    I may be exaggerating… but this is the best thing that has ever happened.

  12. Dave

    God is great, God is good…. let’s give him thanks for those boobs!

  13. Zanna

    Chuck! Switch to decaf!

  14. hot mess

    To Christina @ 37

    Sorry but the whole *world* caters to men’s fantasies. Who me? Bitter? nah :)

  15. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!

  16. Jamie

    And this gentlemen, is why us women can control the whole world just using whats between our legs, i mean just look at all the guys on here, you show them one picture of two girls in bikinis and their panting like dogs!

  17. Tim

    I just made a big mess all over my desk. Time to smoke a cigarette then clean up before the wife comes home.

  18. me

    love the camel toe…… pic 14 and 15

  19. Candy

    That dude is sporting wood in pic #8.

    Is it ok to rape a woman on a movie set?

  20. Candy

    That dude is sporting wood in pic #8.

    Is it ok to rape a woman on a movie set?

  21. Royaldukeofjackassery

    I looked at these pictures. Then looked around my tiny office. Then looked at some pictures of my most recent ex-girlfriend.

    Then I bought a fifth of Jack, a shotgun and one shell. Should be all I need.

  22. ray jay

    That’s almost enough to make a metrosexual turn straight

  23. titsonsnack

    LOL those chicks are homos.

  24. Richard McBeef

    @67 – she’ll be home late. and walking funny.

  25. ben foster in the background? looks like good fun.

  26. lol really now # 24? i have 1minute to kill why dont you tell me everything you know? its been my experience people who gets affected by stranger’s words on the internet very gullible…

  27. Mike

    These images got me so HARD!

  28. So. JEALOUSSSSS

    Kelly Brooke makes me want to crumble in my existence. that womans body is down right UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aksdjflk;asdjfl;kasdjfas;lkfjasdf. *walks away in shame* why god why! such a sexy bitch id motorboat her for sure and bite on her nipples. riley steele — trashy as fuck.

  29. # 24 how long youve been waiting to let this board know what you think of rough? by the way fly charmer, the donation i was talking about can be regurgitated by the smallest penis….

  30. marcus

    I’ve got a pant full of bone…

  31. Just_As_it_IS

    Kelly is the prototype of the perfect woman for me…

    Look at those hips, those long legs, the breasts, the perfect face…

    Couldn’t care less about the other bitch, though.

  32. boobman

    OH MY……………………… probably the best pics I have ever seen on this site.

    wow…. Kelly freakin rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. asdf

    so, when the fock is their porno cumming out?

    i want to see Kelly hardcore

  34. oh, Kelly is the prototype of the perfect woman for me.
    May every Jack ha his Jill. Still Don’t have a date?

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  35. Tom K

    These are the kind of news stories I like!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

    Sweet Jesus!!!!!

  36. isitin

    I just found out this was the 4th judge on Britain’s Got Talent. The one they told not to come back. Simon Cowell you fool……………..

  37. metrosexual

    They look too masculine for my tastes

  38. Mike

    The fact that Kelly is wearing black stilettos on the boat shows this is a porn in the making

  39. hmna

    Fish FTW!

    holy mother of God . . . this is AWESOME!!!!!!

  40. Jim

    Hottest pictorial I have ever seen on The Superficial. They’re both insanely sexy!

  41. Drunk sluts on a boat? Havn’t you ever been to Lake Havasu?

  42. manhattan man

    gross

  43. High heels on a boat? Weird

  44. James

    You’re in luck, straight guys: No direct-to-DVD for Alexandre Aja’s latest. This one’s going wide, and in 3-D. You’ll practically be able to touch the tits.

  45. Johnson

    Somebody buy the photographer a higher resolution camera and better quality lens….

  46. Insatiable Peter

    I feel that I have the testicular and penile fortitude to handle both. The only attire necessary would be shoes with traction.

  47. jaffer@google.com

    Who is who. Which one is Kelly and Riley? Nevermind, I must be gay.

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