Kelly Brook in a bikini getting motorboated by Riley Steele in a bikini. (You just read that.)

Here’s Kelly Brook and Riley Steele on the set of Piranha 3-D over the weekend. I’ve seen a lot of awesome shit on this site, but this is by far the most pure and amazing thing I’ll ever witness in my entire life. I could watch my own child be born with sparkling blue eyes and seraphim wings which he then uses to fly up to me to say “I love you, Daddy,” and I’d probably ask when the bikini motorboating starts. True story, and sorry, Future Angel Baby. Now go to your room.

NOTE: Pics link to NFSW version that may cause weeping.