Here’s Kelly Brook and Riley Steele on the set of Piranha 3-D over the weekend. I’ve seen a lot of awesome shit on this site, but this is by far the most pure and amazing thing I’ll ever witness in my entire life. I could watch my own child be born with sparkling blue eyes and seraphim wings which he then uses to fly up to me to say “I love you, Daddy,” and I’d probably ask when the bikini motorboating starts. True story, and sorry, Future Angel Baby. Now go to your room.
NOTE: Pics link to NFSW version that may cause weeping.
Photos: INFdaily.com
havoc | June 9, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Thank you sweet Jesus…..
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Big Dave | June 9, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Wow wow wow wow.
Chris | June 9, 2009 at 1:53 pm
I need to buy a boat…
Adam | June 9, 2009 at 1:54 pm
I’M ON A BOAT!!!!!!
Moose Nuckle | June 9, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Picture 14 made my day. Thank you lord for fat juicy pussys on skinny girls.
(|)
Jimbo | June 9, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Thank you god!!
Adam | June 9, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Motorboating girls and a Keg of beer in the same photo……. The chances of me actually seeing this movie just went from 0% to 100%
mattk | June 9, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I just fapped at work and i don’t give a F!
chupacabra | June 9, 2009 at 2:03 pm
jesus christ, I don’t know who they are, but whenever this comes out on the Sci-Fi channel, I’m gonna tivo that shit.
Czar | June 9, 2009 at 2:06 pm
So hot. I wish I worked on that set. I would save them so much money on toilet paper.
ROUGH daddy for adult only | June 9, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Hot damn! Certified stroke-a-bility wonder if those 2 accept large donations….
Zeus | June 9, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I will lightning bolt whoever gives this a negative comment.
I just wish I could turn back into a swan and get mine on this boat party.
dk | June 9, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Them bitches are fat and nasty! Come on fish!
Erica | June 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Funniest superfish post in ages.
Ted | June 9, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Great pics, but I’m sure the thong will attract those flies again (the anal sex obsessed “straight” guys).
Carol | June 9, 2009 at 2:15 pm
# 13 you are crazy!! the two of them or hot and…. you know this.
CRAZY! CRAZY!
andy7171 | June 9, 2009 at 2:15 pm
and I …JIZZ IN MY PANTS!
Carol | June 9, 2009 at 2:15 pm
# 13 you are crazy!! the two of them or hot and…. you know this.
CRAZY! CRAZY!
lucci | June 9, 2009 at 2:16 pm
wish it was on my boat.
assman | June 9, 2009 at 2:17 pm
the assman approves x2
hey ma if you could see me now, motorboating on the starboard bow
the boat engine makes noise motherf*cker
filthyhotness | June 9, 2009 at 2:21 pm
the guy in the background of that first shot has to be thinking this is the greatest moment of his existence. the only way this is better is without the bikinis.
Huh? | June 9, 2009 at 2:31 pm
I’m a girl and this totally turned me on. WTF???
Funeral Guy | June 9, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Piranha 3-D=Straight to DVD. Which will be even better for those who want to masturbate to these two hotties.
Madonna's hairy chin | June 9, 2009 at 2:35 pm
@11, it’s been my experience that those who brag about their large penis sizes are, sadly, extremely small. and geigh. you know, like you.
John Sampres | June 9, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Fish, you are the man!
Bigo | June 9, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Where are the shit hole sex guys??
e-rock | June 9, 2009 at 2:40 pm
FISH!!!! There went all of my self esteem out the door!!! HOW THE HELL DOES GOD CREATE A CREATURE LIKE KELLY BROOKE????? WTF???
NOT FAIR!!!! I wish I looked that hot!! Holy hell, this every man’s fantasy! Im straight, and I would even motor boat that honey!!! KRIKEY!
Sway | June 9, 2009 at 2:42 pm
ahhh I hate fake tits. I’d much prefer those on Bar Rafaeli posted earlier.
str8 pimpin' | June 9, 2009 at 2:42 pm
I’m on blimp… a mutherfu**in’ blimp!
… and I wish I was on that boat.
Delgo | June 9, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Enough SNL jokes, gang.
Christ.
biteme | June 9, 2009 at 2:46 pm
and copious amounts of semen shall burst forth from my throbbing veiny copulatory organ
Jorge "No Chin" Posada | June 9, 2009 at 2:50 pm
That’s what I would do.
Nathan Christopher Summers | June 9, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Somewhere, Billy Zane is practicing diligently for a villain role.
God | June 9, 2009 at 2:53 pm
You are welcome… my children.
Zanna | June 9, 2009 at 2:53 pm
I can feel my heart beating in my vagina now. Thanks.
Christina | June 9, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Have you guys seen porn before? Men are quite evidently excitable! You all suck!
Christina | June 9, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I mean why does a gossip site cater to men! Show more HOT guys, and by hot guys i don’t mean Robet Pattison or Benji/Joel Madden / Mel Gibson…YOU REALLY SUCK
e-rock | June 9, 2009 at 3:04 pm
@ #28 Sway- I hate to break it you asshole, but Bar Rafaeli’s tits are fake. They are just really, really good ones. Like Salma Hayek. Gorgeous nonetheless. Not every pair of implants looks terrible like this Riley chick, sheesh. And not all women are blessed with gorgeous tits like Kelly here… some need help, like Bar and Salma, so GET OVER IT!!! I hope the stigma is a thing of the past, and soon! asshole.
Parker | June 9, 2009 at 3:09 pm
I think it’d be more newsworthy if she was motorboating Kelly’s buttcheeks. That’s something you never see in public. Probably for a good reason, yes, but it’d be newsworthy for sure.
Leonado Di Caprio | June 9, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Parker with the ass reference again……I knew breaking up with Bar was the right thing to do.
Jenna Jameson | June 9, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Christina, honey..let it go. Just lay back, relax and let me motorboat your pussy.
badabing | June 9, 2009 at 3:17 pm
no shit hole sex guys, but all the desperate boner dyke girls have come out of the woodwork
Érico | June 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm
instant boner
Anon | June 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm
#41
wear you miners hat and carry a spare oxygen supply.
and christina why can’t a gossip site cater to men?
Jealous no guys talk about you like they do the women on here?
bedbug | June 9, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Quite sad. Flesbians.
b | June 9, 2009 at 3:47 pm
lOL the guy behind in one of the pics has a hard on!
ahha | June 9, 2009 at 3:48 pm
@35 – Can I feel your heart beating in your vagina? There is something really sexy about what you said there.
Alli Watermelon | June 9, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Those two look about as classy as their cheap swimsuits.
Janey | June 9, 2009 at 4:21 pm
My clitoris just clapped her hands.
Janey | June 9, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Zanna!!!!