These are pics I missed of Kelly Brook and her boyfriend Danny Cipriani vacationing in LA over the weekend, and let me just give incredible props to Danny for not being ashamed to do what any guy in his shoes would be doing. Although, I’d take it a step further and pray my head got stuck so I could die a hero’s death. We all gotta go sometime.
Thanks to Leslie Thompson for bringing these to my attention. Once I figure out which child was my firstborn, it’s totally yours.
UPDATE: Added high-res shots because those things deserve the best.
Photos: INFdaily.com
































Swine Flu OVERHYPED | August 26, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Pic 5 proves breasts can be used as a snorkel.
I knew it all along.
Motorboat awaayyyy……
Kid Simpson | August 26, 2009 at 12:29 pm
What a way to die!
Arthur Kade's Ballbag | August 26, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I’m going to fuck her with my imagination and my right hand.
mixedsugar | August 26, 2009 at 12:33 pm
shes so totally hot!!!!!
horace | August 26, 2009 at 12:34 pm
what time is the drawing?
“Kelly Brook big ‘uns tickets” “los angeles, ca”
IVEBECOMEWHATIALWAYSHATED | August 26, 2009 at 12:40 pm
r those real? her ass is kinda big too
Josh | August 26, 2009 at 12:41 pm
She’s OK, but not amazing. I think her legs are too long for her, but for some people they’re her best feature.
ROUGH Daddy | August 26, 2009 at 12:43 pm
All those curves, starting with the soft feet, slender ankles,muscular calves, sweet juicy thighs, which is just a prelude to total bliss…Is Cipriani in the mob? I don’t like that guy…
Crabby Old Guy | August 26, 2009 at 12:45 pm
I’d have to change my pants after that 1st pic – if I was wearing any. Although it is getting cool sitting on this park bench.
arealcad | August 26, 2009 at 1:09 pm
I want to tinker with her stinker.
HUMAN | August 26, 2009 at 1:16 pm
YUMMY!!!
Onyx Blackman | August 26, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Who is this slut? And why isn’t my dick in between those titties?
Max Planck | August 26, 2009 at 1:19 pm
The body Kardshian wish she had.
Someone Else's Dog | August 26, 2009 at 1:24 pm
I’m proclaiming to the world that I GOT WOOD.
Shamus O'Hara | August 26, 2009 at 1:29 pm
She is not to happy about getting a Bronski in Pic # 5
Sport | August 26, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Gorgeous, all the right curves in all the right places.
april | August 26, 2009 at 2:10 pm
dang…
spc | August 26, 2009 at 2:15 pm
great pics. but they are a few weeks old
Just_As_it_IS | August 26, 2009 at 2:16 pm
She’s number one in my top ten.
simply perfect for me.
Deacon Jones | August 26, 2009 at 2:20 pm
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE!!!!
YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM
UPinYA | August 26, 2009 at 2:34 pm
A motor boat in a swimming pool, nice!
swedishbunny | August 26, 2009 at 2:38 pm
she is hot. i would love to play with those!
swedishbunny | August 26, 2009 at 2:38 pm
she is hot. i would love to play with those!
kingofbeer | August 26, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Pic 5.. Motor boat! hahaha
the Dipstix Crew | August 26, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Caliente
coke | August 26, 2009 at 3:27 pm
@ # 7- wut u mean her legs r too long? a woman with long healthy, shapely legs with nice thin ankles is usually considered attractive…unless of course u have a cankle fettish.
Jane | August 26, 2009 at 3:27 pm
I don’t see what you guys are all drooling about. She’s not that hot. Her boobs are probably saggy, that’s why she doesn’t expose them.
mr. dinkle | August 26, 2009 at 3:29 pm
#27- someone sounds like a flat chested jelous woman…
John ... Smith | August 26, 2009 at 3:31 pm
If she wasn’t that hot, we wouldn’t be drooling…
And whoever said her legs are *too long* is just stupid!
nicefrenchgurl | August 26, 2009 at 3:34 pm
you guys make me laugh so much with ur comments
i love pics 6 and 8, wish i looked like her :( she’s just perfect
julie | August 26, 2009 at 3:37 pm
best thing england has to offer
Deacon Jones | August 26, 2009 at 3:42 pm
@27
Jane, get back in the kitchen, tootz
Parker | August 26, 2009 at 4:02 pm
If it were me and I had the choice I’d be doing the same thing except to her ass.
k | August 26, 2009 at 4:37 pm
can you repost those pics with kelly brook and that stripper…the best post ever…
svengali | August 26, 2009 at 4:44 pm
my only problem is that her butt looks flat and wide but the rest of her is awesome. Great tits!!!!!!!!!!!!
at the long leg comment. sometimes when a woman is all leg, the torso looks too short and weight accumulates there very easily. (love handles, muffin top) She gets fat sometimes and I don’t like her body then because her hips looks huge and ass still flat.
svengali | August 26, 2009 at 4:44 pm
my only problem is that her butt looks flat and wide but the rest of her is awesome. Great tits!!!!!!!!!!!!
at the long leg comment. sometimes when a woman is all leg, the torso looks too short and weight accumulates there very easily. (love handles, muffin top) She gets fat sometimes and I don’t like her body then because her hips looks huge and ass still flat.
Weather Man Bob | August 26, 2009 at 5:14 pm
After the horrific storm of lindsay lohand lady gaga hedi spencer these lovely full melons are a god send. Whoever god is I please take back the others we don’t want them anymore. Also, thanks to the web master for forgetting to post these scrumptios boob shots when they were fresh, I guess sometimes you need store for the dry season and brother, I’m parched.
austin | August 26, 2009 at 5:58 pm
She’s shagalicious you wankers…
Kamakazi Kunt | August 26, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Dear God Almighty,
A woman gracing this site at last.
Jealous tawts, go pop a few pimples.
i am a talking pile of human feces | August 26, 2009 at 7:14 pm
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/08/lindsay_lohan_sex_tape_stolen.php
is missing…. NO?
Full Steel Erection ========================D | August 26, 2009 at 7:14 pm
That is a F’n prime time ass in pic 6. Billy Zane must be drunk passed out somewhere. This woman just gets better looking with time.
alisa | August 26, 2009 at 7:26 pm
body is gorgeous but face ehhhhh
casualencounters.com/blog | August 26, 2009 at 7:42 pm
She’s fat. End of story.
PLP | August 26, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Who?
Jelly | August 26, 2009 at 8:28 pm
who the hell is she, she’s hot
jugs | August 26, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Exceedingly ample jugs aching to burst forth and free themselves from their cramped restraints…woow
Alli Watermelon | August 26, 2009 at 9:19 pm
This chick is seriously on the border of perfection, if she’s not there already. Her body is amazing and her face is so pretty..and natural. JANE…you’re a jealous beast. If those breasts are saggy, I want to see YOUR orangutan titties! =)
jonelovejone | August 26, 2009 at 9:27 pm
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
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jonelovejone | August 26, 2009 at 9:27 pm
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
Hella | August 26, 2009 at 11:27 pm
i love her, and i am straight……..f*uk she is so HOT that it hurts…….and her legs are the second most greatest thing on her after her titties, man are they real???