UPDATE: Kelly Brook in a bikini

August 26th, 2009 // 96 Comments

These are pics I missed of Kelly Brook and her boyfriend Danny Cipriani vacationing in LA over the weekend, and let me just give incredible props to Danny for not being ashamed to do what any guy in his shoes would be doing. Although, I’d take it a step further and pray my head got stuck so I could die a hero’s death. We all gotta go sometime.

Thanks to Leslie Thompson for bringing these to my attention. Once I figure out which child was my firstborn, it’s totally yours.

UPDATE: Added high-res shots because those things deserve the best.

Photos: INFdaily.com
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  1. Swine Flu OVERHYPED

    Pic 5 proves breasts can be used as a snorkel.
    I knew it all along.
    Motorboat awaayyyy……

  2. Kid Simpson

    What a way to die!

  3. Arthur Kade's Ballbag

    I’m going to fuck her with my imagination and my right hand.

  4. mixedsugar

    shes so totally hot!!!!!

  5. horace

    what time is the drawing?

    “Kelly Brook big ‘uns tickets” “los angeles, ca”

  6. IVEBECOMEWHATIALWAYSHATED

    r those real? her ass is kinda big too

  7. Josh

    She’s OK, but not amazing. I think her legs are too long for her, but for some people they’re her best feature.

  8. All those curves, starting with the soft feet, slender ankles,muscular calves, sweet juicy thighs, which is just a prelude to total bliss…Is Cipriani in the mob? I don’t like that guy…

  9. Crabby Old Guy

    I’d have to change my pants after that 1st pic – if I was wearing any. Although it is getting cool sitting on this park bench.

  10. arealcad

    I want to tinker with her stinker.

  11. HUMAN

    YUMMY!!!

  12. Onyx Blackman

    Who is this slut? And why isn’t my dick in between those titties?

  13. Max Planck

    The body Kardshian wish she had.

  14. Someone Else's Dog

    I’m proclaiming to the world that I GOT WOOD.

  15. Shamus O'Hara

    She is not to happy about getting a Bronski in Pic # 5

  16. Sport

    Gorgeous, all the right curves in all the right places.

  17. spc

    great pics. but they are a few weeks old

  18. Just_As_it_IS

    She’s number one in my top ten.

    simply perfect for me.

  19. Deacon Jones

    GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE!!!!

    YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM

  20. UPinYA

    A motor boat in a swimming pool, nice!

  21. swedishbunny

    she is hot. i would love to play with those!

  22. swedishbunny

    she is hot. i would love to play with those!

  23. kingofbeer

    Pic 5.. Motor boat! hahaha

  24. coke

    @ # 7- wut u mean her legs r too long? a woman with long healthy, shapely legs with nice thin ankles is usually considered attractive…unless of course u have a cankle fettish.

  25. Jane

    I don’t see what you guys are all drooling about. She’s not that hot. Her boobs are probably saggy, that’s why she doesn’t expose them.

  26. mr. dinkle

    #27- someone sounds like a flat chested jelous woman…

  27. John ... Smith

    If she wasn’t that hot, we wouldn’t be drooling…

    And whoever said her legs are *too long* is just stupid!

  28. nicefrenchgurl

    you guys make me laugh so much with ur comments
    i love pics 6 and 8, wish i looked like her :( she’s just perfect

  29. julie

    best thing england has to offer

  30. Deacon Jones

    @27

    Jane, get back in the kitchen, tootz

  31. Parker

    If it were me and I had the choice I’d be doing the same thing except to her ass.

  32. k

    can you repost those pics with kelly brook and that stripper…the best post ever…

  33. svengali

    my only problem is that her butt looks flat and wide but the rest of her is awesome. Great tits!!!!!!!!!!!!

    at the long leg comment. sometimes when a woman is all leg, the torso looks too short and weight accumulates there very easily. (love handles, muffin top) She gets fat sometimes and I don’t like her body then because her hips looks huge and ass still flat.

  34. svengali

    my only problem is that her butt looks flat and wide but the rest of her is awesome. Great tits!!!!!!!!!!!!

    at the long leg comment. sometimes when a woman is all leg, the torso looks too short and weight accumulates there very easily. (love handles, muffin top) She gets fat sometimes and I don’t like her body then because her hips looks huge and ass still flat.

  35. Weather Man Bob

    After the horrific storm of lindsay lohand lady gaga hedi spencer these lovely full melons are a god send. Whoever god is I please take back the others we don’t want them anymore. Also, thanks to the web master for forgetting to post these scrumptios boob shots when they were fresh, I guess sometimes you need store for the dry season and brother, I’m parched.

  36. austin

    She’s shagalicious you wankers…

  37. Kamakazi Kunt

    Dear God Almighty,

    A woman gracing this site at last.

    Jealous tawts, go pop a few pimples.

  38. Full Steel Erection ========================D

    That is a F’n prime time ass in pic 6. Billy Zane must be drunk passed out somewhere. This woman just gets better looking with time.

  39. alisa

    body is gorgeous but face ehhhhh

  40. She’s fat. End of story.

  41. who the hell is she, she’s hot

  42. jugs

    Exceedingly ample jugs aching to burst forth and free themselves from their cramped restraints…woow

  43. This chick is seriously on the border of perfection, if she’s not there already. Her body is amazing and her face is so pretty..and natural. JANE…you’re a jealous beast. If those breasts are saggy, I want to see YOUR orangutan titties! =)

  44. jonelovejone

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
    ________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

  45. jonelovejone

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
    ________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

  46. Hella

    i love her, and i am straight……..f*uk she is so HOT that it hurts…….and her legs are the second most greatest thing on her after her titties, man are they real???

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