Kelly Brook in a bikini

May 21st, 2009 // 93 Comments

Here’s British model/actress Kelly Brook in the Caribbeans, and some of you might be thinking, wow, this chick is definitely thicker than Britney. True. But does Britney have breasts that make a man weep so hard he’s forced to tell co-workers he got bit in the eye by a cobra just so they’ll stop laughing? I don’t think so. *sniff* Fucking cobra….

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Kelly Brook strips off... her make-up! Brunette beauty goes au naturel for walk with a friend
Being a woman only too proud to exhibit her feminine assets, Kelly Brook is usually dolled up to the nines. But it seems the model is also ready to relax during her down time. The 32-year-old showed off a fresh-faced look without make-up during a walk with ...
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KEITH Lemon has been bragging that Kelly Brook gets her boobs out in his new movie. The international ladies man says his debut movie is like a Carry On film. Keith, real name Leigh Francis, told us: “People will be surprised how funny Kelly is.

Comments (93)

  1. fahad | May 21, 2009 at 10:53 am

    FIRST!

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  2. nbabomb | May 21, 2009 at 10:53 am

    mmmm…tasty

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  3. fahad | May 21, 2009 at 10:54 am

    FIRST!

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  4. n | May 21, 2009 at 10:54 am

    she is fat

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  5. Chris | May 21, 2009 at 10:56 am

    She looks really good in that bikini, better than I would have thought.

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  6. RichPort's Ghost | May 21, 2009 at 10:57 am

    My pants just got pretty thick too…

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  7. Farles Chu | May 21, 2009 at 11:00 am

    Well spank my ass and call me a limey, that’s a real woman!

    However, the lack of buttshots is causing a disturbance in the force.

    #4 = tragically unfunny generic superficial commenter. Seriously kids, try to at least pretend like you’re not anorexic, closeted 13 year old half-wits.

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  8. timmy the frisky virus | May 21, 2009 at 11:01 am

    O. . . M. . . F. . . G. . . !!

    That is absolutely luscious!

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  9. Cuntychops | May 21, 2009 at 11:02 am

    And you just know she would be a great fuck, unlike Giselle or the other sticks. She’d get right in it, pussy bucking away until…I’m just off for a wank.

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  10. annika | May 21, 2009 at 11:04 am

    pic. 7 – razor bumps. good to know that it even happens to beautiful women. P.S. maybe she should wax?

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  11. daguz | May 21, 2009 at 11:05 am

    This is what they are suppose to look like… yummy.

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  12. Funeral Guy | May 21, 2009 at 11:07 am

    I usually like ‘em on the slimmer side, but this one is nicely proportioned. She looks like she’d be a lot of fun. GREAT BOOBS!!!!!

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  13. Newcastle | May 21, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Fucking WOW!

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  14. trevor | May 21, 2009 at 11:08 am

    nice set of natural cans, the body is a bit pasty and doughy but i’d take it

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  15. Salty Bob | May 21, 2009 at 11:09 am

    Sure, she looks yummy now, but my wife looked like that 25 years ago, but now she looks more like Danny DeVito.

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  16. jt | May 21, 2009 at 11:12 am

    i can’t breathe.

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  17. ROUGH--likes em natural | May 21, 2009 at 11:12 am

    The ass shot wouldve tell a lot! but she does pass the first test which is a presentable belly! very nice organic melons, id love to be between those juicy thighs! you know? I might be a thigh man!

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  18. Jim | May 21, 2009 at 11:14 am

    How old is she and her tits are already starting to sag? And she has some sweet saddlebags. Gross

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  19. p0nk | May 21, 2009 at 11:16 am

    very nice set of …. teeth, for a brit.

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  20. jimbo | May 21, 2009 at 11:18 am

    oooh I’m thinking “young freshly sliced roast beef” in those bikini bottoms,,,,I’m pitching a circus tent

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  21. Dread not | May 21, 2009 at 11:19 am

    Woah! Kelly’s lookin’ so damn good, she’s taking pictures of herself! Whoever is gonna be on the receiving end of those pictures is one lucky sumunabitch! But wait, we have pictures of her taking the pictures, right? We’re just as lucky. Yeah, but when she does the “bikini bottom drop”, and snaps a pic of boo-boo kitty, we can’t see those! Hey, I’m givin’ a shout out to whiskers, anyway. “Hey, whiskers!” Boy, I sure hope Kelly is feeding that thing.

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  22. wow | May 21, 2009 at 11:20 am

    she has a perfect woman’s body..
    real beauty

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  23. Flagstaff_Girl | May 21, 2009 at 11:23 am

    She has an incredibly sexy body… I could see myself between those thighs…. She looks like my girlfriend.

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  24. Racer X | May 21, 2009 at 11:29 am

    Niiice.

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  25. f54bigj | May 21, 2009 at 11:39 am

    damnit!!! spank bank material for sure!!!

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  26. Sharawnda | May 21, 2009 at 11:44 am

    She looks good! Like a real woman who’s proud of her body…not fat, not skinny!

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  27. Deacon Jones | May 21, 2009 at 11:44 am

    She looks just like a girl I used to fuck in college, I was only allowed to ass fuck her, that’s all she enjoyed, it was awesome. She was Parker’s dream girl.

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  28. Crazy Oldie | May 21, 2009 at 11:57 am

    what a hot body on this girl! the things I’d do to her…dayum!

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  29. ph7 | May 21, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    Nice cans – otherwise, a chubby chaser’s dream.

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  30. Paul Smith | May 21, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    Hot body and nice teeth as well lol

    http://www.kids-television.co.uk

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  31. Krassy McKrass | May 21, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    That’s a healthy girl. Meaty and no chicken bones.

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  32. Duke Nukem | May 21, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    I agree with you #29. Notice how there’s no ass shot…for a reason. The view from the back would not be pleasant.

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  33. Fati | May 21, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    Nothing special.

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  34. Lauren | May 21, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    Hey..Mr Superficial – any new pics of her ex Jason Statham? Preferably in a similar state of undress…..c’mon something for the girls…..

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  35. Duckman | May 21, 2009 at 12:15 pm
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  37. bosendorfer | May 21, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    that is an excellent specimen of a young, healthy, sexy woman.

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  38. Ted | May 21, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    Poor chicks. Enlarge the second to last picture and check out the skin irritation from razor burn. Is it really worth it? Just put the razor down and show a few pubes, it’s how God made you.

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  39. Kol | May 21, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    Pretty face. As for her body, fat chicks like this are a dime a dozen.

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  40. Sam | May 21, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    Her beauty decreases dramatically below the bottom of her breasts.

    Big gut. hiding her wide ass, saddlebags forming, no shape above the hips. She’s a future Kristie Alley.

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  41. me | May 21, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    she looks great, I love that body type curves, a little soft but not fat….perfect!!!!

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  42. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | May 21, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    Delicious

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  43. DeviousJinx | May 21, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Her body is hot, but I’m not so sure those are razor bumps because it looks like she has quite a bit of fur there as well…

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  44. Uhhhh | May 21, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    Scarlett who?

    I’ve just seen the mountains, and they are good…

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  45. Better Than You | May 21, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    nice tatas

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  46. joey | May 21, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    She’s pear shaped.

    Bottom heavy weeble.

    Nice sugar tits, though.

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  47. moe | May 21, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    #18 – welcome to the world of real-life boobies. and fyi, these are not saggy, real tits sit lower cause theyre heavier than fake ones, but oooooooo so much softer and bouncy. one day … maybe … youll realize this wisdom and find yourself a real broad

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  48. fghfg | May 21, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    women come in all shapes… they dont need huge tits to look like a “real woman.” thats so naive. everyone is shaped differently. some women have to be really skinny in order to have a flat stomach. shes just lucky case her fat goes to her boobs. its pure luck. she obviously does not workout. so i dont get how shes HEALTHY. shes pure fat. im not saying she is fat. but theres no muscle whatsoever. she just looks “healthy” cause her fat isnt in her belly.

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  49. mike | May 21, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    Milky Duggs

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  50. VandaL | May 21, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    All these people saying she’s “fat” etc.

    Like you’d fuckin turn it down. She’s as fit as.

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