Kelly Brook attended the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London, and wouldn’t it be awesome if the winners were given one free motorboating of her ample lady mountains? Instead they probably got something lame like a BMW. Or a duffel bag full of diamonds. God, award shows are weak.
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Love them
boobies, that is.
Sewn on dresses are the new thing.
Damn.
OK face, great body
I would give her dick burn between them tits!
More than makes up for Henry IIX’s chopping off his wive’s heads…
In the 9th shot you can tell she’s wearing a corset underneath. Just sayin.
I hate her
She looks like a Jew.
#7, that would be Henry VIII.
That body is ridiculous. Too bad about the face though.
Udderly amazing.
-I might be the only person in the wold silently grieving, the hip holocaust in Hollywood.
-Kelly gets me all krunked in the crotch with those curves…
did she forget to bleach all but her two front teeth?
Some women look better with clothes on (Kate Mosss, …)
Kelly Brook looks better when undressed
Okay, but I don’t want to here you guys complaining when the ugly-side-boob or non-corseted-or-taped photos come out.
Ahhh that reminds me!
I have some tender white meat chicken bundled in tight saran wrap in the freezer.
… that I will now take out and do horrible things to as I put these photos in slide mode.
[closes eyes]
Haverhill, please forgive me….
She is a titty fuckin dream
How can she BREATHE in that dress?
shes fuckin perfect
God is great!
how, i ask, can any woman have such a beautiful, feminine body, and such a horrible, manly face? i don’t know what to think.
sex goddess
Kelly Brook Hogan’s Heroes (on NBC)
I’m in love. Amazing body AND face.
The smile of Venus and the body of Kim Kardashian, a perfect creation.
Randal
#8
There isn’t a corset underneath, it’s on the outside and part of the dresses design. You can clearly see that in the first three pics.
dude, is that a LATEX Dress? If so, where the hell can I get one?
Forget the corset and don’t worry about her breasts looking less than perfect witout the help of a corset, bra, tape or makeup. There are plenty of pictures around of her breasts bare and unadorned with clothes or makeup and they’re still awesome.
And don’t forget – they’re 100% real.
“”body of Kim Kardashian”"
kellys body is nice, not 140lbs of cottage cheese in a garbage bag
Her figure is unreal! wow.
She must have used a shoehorn to get that freaking dress on. Are we sure it isn’t just paint?
She must have used a shoehorn to get that freaking dress on. Are we sure it isn’t just paint?
Hawt. Totally.
Perfect Curves . WOW
#26….
THE FUCKING BODY OF KIM KARDASHIAN????!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU, A GODDAMN FUCKING NUTBAG YOU STUPID CUNT??!!
Kelly’s body is not only SMALLER than Kim’s, SHE HAS WAY MORE DELICIOUS CURVES and doesn’t look like she’s fucking trying to hide something- LIKE HER ASS FOR EXAMPLE??!!??!!
Kelly’s face doesn’t look like MR ED’S AND she has better hair and has AMAZING porcelain skin, she doesn’t coat herself in foul smelling orange fake shit and hide herself like fat fucker Kim K.
So grab a clue Freak, seriously. And like #31 said….Kelly ain’t a bag of cottage cheese!!!!
37 — woooowww… this made me laugh pretty hard out loud. get a GRIP
I would nail Jesus to the cross for a chance to hit that! What? I’m too late you say. Damnit!!!
Anyone who insulted Kelly Brook’s face is retarded. She’s a perfect-looking woman.
hahhah i read that as “douchebag full of diamonds”. now THAT would be the raddest prize eva
hahhah i read that as “douchebag full of diamonds”. now THAT would be the raddest prize eva
double posts are ggggggggaaaaaaayyyyyy
She is a really sexy woman. All the plastic hollywood chics are getting really boring.
I like her nose.
I would like to see a side by side comparision of who is curvier Kelly or Julia Velotas from Rehab
If I were John Mayer I’d crush this pussy.
Who is this woman?
She has a perfect hour glass figure.
She looks stunning, but very different from the pictures found after a simple google image search. why is that? is this a different, younger kelly brook? with massive titays!