Kelly Brook attended the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London, and wouldn’t it be awesome if the winners were given one free motorboating of her ample lady mountains? Instead they probably got something lame like a BMW. Or a duffel bag full of diamonds. God, award shows are weak.
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jojo | September 9, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Love them
jojo | September 9, 2009 at 2:01 pm
boobies, that is.
Fsycho Looser | September 9, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Sewn on dresses are the new thing.
killerabbit | September 9, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Damn.
a sanderson | September 9, 2009 at 2:03 pm
OK face, great body
hojo | September 9, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I would give her dick burn between them tits!
mommamia | September 9, 2009 at 2:18 pm
More than makes up for Henry IIX’s chopping off his wive’s heads…
soup | September 9, 2009 at 2:28 pm
In the 9th shot you can tell she’s wearing a corset underneath. Just sayin.
Viv | September 9, 2009 at 2:35 pm
I hate her
Richport's Ghost | September 9, 2009 at 2:37 pm
She looks like a Jew.
Hefe | September 9, 2009 at 2:37 pm
#7, that would be Henry VIII.
That body is ridiculous. Too bad about the face though.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | September 9, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Udderly amazing.
ROUGH daddy | September 9, 2009 at 2:45 pm
-I might be the only person in the wold silently grieving, the hip holocaust in Hollywood.
-Kelly gets me all krunked in the crotch with those curves…
pizzelamaganook | September 9, 2009 at 2:49 pm
did she forget to bleach all but her two front teeth?
EuroNeckPain | September 9, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Some women look better with clothes on (Kate Mosss, …)
Kelly Brook looks better when undressed
Nisc | September 9, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Okay, but I don’t want to here you guys complaining when the ugly-side-boob or non-corseted-or-taped photos come out.
PrideofChucky | September 9, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Ahhh that reminds me!
I have some tender white meat chicken bundled in tight saran wrap in the freezer.
… that I will now take out and do horrible things to as I put these photos in slide mode.
[closes eyes]
Haverhill, please forgive me….
Full Wood | September 9, 2009 at 2:57 pm
She is a titty fuckin dream
Erica | September 9, 2009 at 3:10 pm
How can she BREATHE in that dress?
god | September 9, 2009 at 3:11 pm
shes fuckin perfect
Moses | September 9, 2009 at 3:14 pm
God is great!
confused | September 9, 2009 at 3:15 pm
how, i ask, can any woman have such a beautiful, feminine body, and such a horrible, manly face? i don’t know what to think.
jack | September 9, 2009 at 3:22 pm
sex goddess
Delgo | September 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Kelly Brook Hogan’s Heroes (on NBC)
greggo | September 9, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I’m in love. Amazing body AND face.
Randal | September 9, 2009 at 3:47 pm
The smile of Venus and the body of Kim Kardashian, a perfect creation.
Randal
PtC | September 9, 2009 at 3:47 pm
#8
There isn’t a corset underneath, it’s on the outside and part of the dresses design. You can clearly see that in the first three pics.
chupacabra | September 9, 2009 at 4:01 pm
dude, is that a LATEX Dress? If so, where the hell can I get one?
Bob | September 9, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Forget the corset and don’t worry about her breasts looking less than perfect witout the help of a corset, bra, tape or makeup. There are plenty of pictures around of her breasts bare and unadorned with clothes or makeup and they’re still awesome.
Tom | September 9, 2009 at 4:09 pm
And don’t forget – they’re 100% real.
wtf | September 9, 2009 at 4:42 pm
“”body of Kim Kardashian”"
kellys body is nice, not 140lbs of cottage cheese in a garbage bag
PsyKo | September 9, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Her figure is unreal! wow.
wow | September 9, 2009 at 5:18 pm
She must have used a shoehorn to get that freaking dress on. Are we sure it isn’t just paint?
wow | September 9, 2009 at 5:18 pm
She must have used a shoehorn to get that freaking dress on. Are we sure it isn’t just paint?
Sport | September 9, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Hawt. Totally.
Hank The Angry Dwarf | September 9, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Perfect Curves . WOW
Minnie | September 9, 2009 at 5:42 pm
#26….
THE FUCKING BODY OF KIM KARDASHIAN????!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU, A GODDAMN FUCKING NUTBAG YOU STUPID CUNT??!!
Kelly’s body is not only SMALLER than Kim’s, SHE HAS WAY MORE DELICIOUS CURVES and doesn’t look like she’s fucking trying to hide something- LIKE HER ASS FOR EXAMPLE??!!??!!
Kelly’s face doesn’t look like MR ED’S AND she has better hair and has AMAZING porcelain skin, she doesn’t coat herself in foul smelling orange fake shit and hide herself like fat fucker Kim K.
So grab a clue Freak, seriously. And like #31 said….Kelly ain’t a bag of cottage cheese!!!!
alicia | September 9, 2009 at 6:19 pm
37 — woooowww… this made me laugh pretty hard out loud. get a GRIP
Mikey | September 9, 2009 at 6:49 pm
I would nail Jesus to the cross for a chance to hit that! What? I’m too late you say. Damnit!!!
ha | September 9, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Anyone who insulted Kelly Brook’s face is retarded. She’s a perfect-looking woman.
Rootbeerhead | September 9, 2009 at 7:18 pm
hahhah i read that as “douchebag full of diamonds”. now THAT would be the raddest prize eva
Rootbeerhead | September 9, 2009 at 7:19 pm
hahhah i read that as “douchebag full of diamonds”. now THAT would be the raddest prize eva
Rootbeerhead | September 9, 2009 at 7:21 pm
double posts are ggggggggaaaaaaayyyyyy
Female | September 9, 2009 at 8:31 pm
She is a really sexy woman. All the plastic hollywood chics are getting really boring.
anon | September 9, 2009 at 8:44 pm
I like her nose.
Sean O'Malley | September 9, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I would like to see a side by side comparision of who is curvier Kelly or Julia Velotas from Rehab
Delgo | September 9, 2009 at 9:44 pm
If I were John Mayer I’d crush this pussy.
JJ | September 9, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Who is this woman?
dl;adf;s | September 10, 2009 at 1:22 am
She has a perfect hour glass figure.
needAnAlias | September 10, 2009 at 1:24 am
She looks stunning, but very different from the pictures found after a simple google image search. why is that? is this a different, younger kelly brook? with massive titays!