Billy Zane just doomed himself to a lonely, bald existence after calling off the engagement to British actress/model Kelly Brook. Think of her as an English Kim Kardashian. But, you know, healthy and not walking a razor’s edge towards morbid obesity. Us Magazine reports:
“We can confirm that Kelly and Billy have split,” Brook’s manager, John Fowler, tells Usmagazine.com.
Brook wasn’t wearing her engagement ring at a TV awards show on Sunday, according to British reports.
Okay, how do you ditch a girl like Kelly? She A.) thinks sex is a form of aerobics and B.) is practically a nudist. Wow, I mean, Kelly, if you’re reading this, I would totally appreciate all your wonderful talents. I’d think you’d find me a kind, considerate, gentlemanly suitor whose attentive to a woman’s needs. So, that said, visit me at my personal website **** I BANG LIMEYS DOT COM for good time romance of the heart. See there you!
This girl is awesome, unlike the fat assed urinal cake Kim Kardashian.
#35 you filthy pedophile.
… High five!
He’s a balding fag to give that up. As if he’ll ever do better.
I really thought Billy Zane was gay, as in years ago he came out and announced it. I was very sure of this fact, so I was very confused when he showed up in pictures with Kelly Brook, one of the greatest women on the planet. I have absolutey no gaydar and I could figure out Billy liked man ass.
Just so everyone can rest easy, nobody dumped anyone. Kelly Brook is a lesbian and was too ashamed to come out while her father was still alive. Billy Zane is not an idiot (well at least not for this), he is gay so I think he will be just fine after this break up
She likes baldies. A few years back I was in London on holiday and she walked into a Starbucks there, with Jason Statham (balding actor dude). She was hot!
She likes baldies. A few years back I was in London on holiday and she walked into a Starbucks there, with Jason Statham (balding actor dude). She was hot!
Her nipples are as big as my thumbs. And not just the tip, I mean the whole fucking digit.
Supposedly, she was the one that dumped that bald, old hasbeen.
@48 They’re real, one of the things she’s very public about saying is that they’re not implants. I think it’s one of the reasons she became so popular aswell.
her ass is FLAT and WIDE….perfect body??? British Kim K??? Are you kiddding me??
Her boobs are G/H cups and sag big time before babies…God help her.
your a dick..
kim kardishan is hot..
not morbidly obese you
ass hole
OK NUMB SKULLS HERE IT IS!
1Why do guys cheat or ditch perceivably hot looking women such as Halli Berri and Kelly Brook?
These women are probably horrible in bed or may not put out at all! Ever been with a really good looking woman and she won’t get nasty or is super self conscience of her body? Its a turn off!
Give me a porker any day that does ass to mouth over a hottie that imitates a dead body a little too well in the sack!
good on you billy, shed ugly anyways
good on you billy, shed ugly anyways
great bod but god shes thick
great bod but god shes thick
Her eyes are not symetrical. Do not want. Also I bet her pussy stinks. That’s just based on a hunch though.