Billy Zane just doomed himself to a lonely, bald existence after calling off the engagement to British actress/model Kelly Brook. Think of her as an English Kim Kardashian. But, you know, healthy and not walking a razor’s edge towards morbid obesity. Us Magazine reports:
“We can confirm that Kelly and Billy have split,” Brook’s manager, John Fowler, tells Usmagazine.com.
Brook wasn’t wearing her engagement ring at a TV awards show on Sunday, according to British reports.
Okay, how do you ditch a girl like Kelly? She A.) thinks sex is a form of aerobics and B.) is practically a nudist. Wow, I mean, Kelly, if you’re reading this, I would totally appreciate all your wonderful talents. I’d think you’d find me a kind, considerate, gentlemanly suitor whose attentive to a woman’s needs. So, that said, visit me at my personal website **** I BANG LIMEYS DOT COM for good time romance of the heart. See there you!
mimi | April 23, 2008 at 1:44 pm
NO ONE CARES!
How’s Britney Today?
j | April 23, 2008 at 1:45 pm
‘jj
mimi | April 23, 2008 at 1:45 pm
No one cares that I’m FIRST either!
Not even me!
That’s how lame this site is.
haha | April 23, 2008 at 1:45 pm
LOLZZZZZZZ
wat a doofus!!!!
Serial Rapist | April 23, 2008 at 1:46 pm
I’d munch that corn hole while I put a bullet in Kim. Maybe two or three; that troll has skin like a manatee.
Quavis | April 23, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Friggin idiot. She’s hot! I’ll take her.
ph7 | April 23, 2008 at 1:48 pm
She looks like a major pain in the ass.
Good move on Billy Zane’s part. Getting engaged guarantees full exploratory sex, but the savvy male never follows through with the actual marriage part.
Get engaged, enjoy the super wild sex, but get out before she starts any actual planning.
caramac | April 23, 2008 at 1:48 pm
She dumped him actually.
stan | April 23, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Idiot? He’s a genius. She’s going to turn 30 this year, which is an age that definitely deserves the word “turn.” He used her up during her good years, and now he’s going to bungee back to 20 years old for the next one. Brilliant.
hm. | April 23, 2008 at 1:53 pm
if only she were blonde and had the face of a woman, she would be a perfect human….that body is litterally PERFECT.
sharpeidude | April 23, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Oh yeah, Billy….you ditched her. Riiiiiiiigggggght.
kerry | April 23, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Every other source is saying SHE broke up with HIM.
dude | April 23, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Maybe it was like dating Mimi.
Quaker | April 23, 2008 at 1:59 pm
That face is scary. Ugh. She’s got a bad case of the Gisele’s…
gossipmonger | April 23, 2008 at 1:59 pm
kerry – April 23, 2008 1:56 PM – Every other source is saying SHE broke up with HIM.
That’s what I’d read, over and over too…
‘Fish, get your stories straight, would ya??
noneyabeezwax | April 23, 2008 at 2:01 pm
yes, she is hot. but as the ole saying goes
“you show me the hottest woman in the world, and i’ll show you a guy that’s tired of her shit”
NY Ted | April 23, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Geez…for a limey she even has all of her teeth and healthy too!
But I hear backwoods hick and no talent out of work actor Zane who loves his crack pipe more then Kelly…likes those no teeth gum sucking trailer trash harlots from the deep south!
I hate you | April 23, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I thought Zane was gay until I found out he was dating this one. This confirms it.
Realist | April 23, 2008 at 2:07 pm
She probably got tired of all the, “Does this make me look bald?” questions. And the, “How nice, you’re here with your father.” comments.
PrettyPinkPonies | April 23, 2008 at 2:09 pm
It’s who’s, not whose. Whose is possessive.
jackie OOOOO | April 23, 2008 at 2:11 pm
LOL @ 13 and 20
Chelsea | April 23, 2008 at 2:11 pm
ERM she actually dumped HIM because she didnt want to get MARRIED. Get your facts straight………..
absolute | April 23, 2008 at 2:12 pm
She looks alwasy beautful. I love her. I saw her profile on a milllionaire dating site ——”W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m****** last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
I CAN HATE ALL DAY....CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A JOB | April 23, 2008 at 2:15 pm
NO MATTER HOW GORGEOUS A WOMAN IS THERE IS ALWAYS A GUY SOMEWHERE WHO IS SICK OF FUCKING HER. BILLY SAYS GOOD DAY TO HER.
ph7 | April 23, 2008 at 2:17 pm
What is it with posting pictures of all these old hags lately (over 30)?
We want hot women, not used, dried up goats.
FRIST!!! | April 23, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Her earrings look heavy..
Sorry, got nuthin.
Skeezoid | April 23, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Best news of the year!!
Screw the restraining order, I’m back on the hunt. Posters back up…got five gallons of Kelly Brook perfume at home even though I don’t bathe. Best of all, now I don’t have to kill Billy Zane and eat his liver. (Though I will have to kill ph7 and Quaker–sorry, Clarice.)
Mariah | April 23, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Maybe she doesn’t want to have kids. Although I don’t know why that would upset anybody.
FRIST!!! | April 23, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Hey it’s Secretary Day!!! I just got flowers.
Like any of you care. All you want to do is gossip..
James Spader | April 23, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Do you have an…interesting…relationship with your boss?
ph7 | April 23, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I cry at night when I watch Dirty Dancing and mom takes pictures of it and brings them to her office.
Harry | April 23, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Because even if you’re only “Billy Zane Famous”, there’s always a younger, better model around the corner. There are girls 10x hotter, younger than her just walking around my Los Angeles neighborhood, all of them looking to hook up with someone “Billy Zane famous”. Hell, I’ve seen these girls fighting over David Spade!
me | April 23, 2008 at 2:43 pm
I care FRIST!!
Our secretary got some too, and I was hoping they were from my husband cause he’s a complete dickfuck and figured he was sorry…. but, no…
Looks like that 21 year old down at the bar will be in for a treat tonight..
I kid.
fygu | April 23, 2008 at 2:47 pm
#25 please go over to Disney.com and look at pictures of Miley Cyrus since you are obviously underage.
Jimbo | April 23, 2008 at 2:48 pm
My boss’s 14-year-old daughter works in the office as a secretary during the afternoon and today I’m planning on giving her deflower.
JohnnE | April 23, 2008 at 2:53 pm
How do you know he dumped her? I bet she dumped his bald saggy ugly ass.
NY Ted | April 23, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Sorry guys, I still have not fully recovered from the World Trade Center falling on me a few years back….
I hate you | April 23, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Big floppy donkey dick!
Gia | April 23, 2008 at 3:15 pm
lol!
Think of her as an English Kim Kardashian. But, you know, healthy and not walking a razor’s edge towards morbid obesity.
lol!
I’ve never heard of this person but she looks lovely.
Perv | April 23, 2008 at 3:17 pm
#25
You need to go to the following site:
http://www.BarelyLegal.com
Hats Off | April 23, 2008 at 3:51 pm
I always respect men who hesitate to marry bimbos. First it was Cash Warren, and now this.
Kelly should have gotten pregnant, like Alba.
tonycatman | April 23, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Who is this person you ask? Happy to inform.
MAXIM (UK) #1 on at least one occasion.
Presenter breakfast TV (UK) for a while.
Done a few films – including playing lead.
Too nice / beautiful for the bald, rubbish ex-actor.
Ted Mosby | April 23, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Who needs mouthwatering mouthfuls like the funbags Kelly has?
Obviously not Billy Zane.
Kayleigh Chrzan | April 23, 2008 at 4:16 pm
she should get back with Jason…
Grunion | April 23, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Her cock wasn’t big enough for Zane.
At least now he’s free to make “Sniper 7: Belgium Meltdown”
Champ | April 23, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Hawt.
abdo | April 23, 2008 at 5:18 pm
mmm..I think he’s had enough of all that aerobics thing with her..
Time to change maybe..anyhow who cares!!
Anything about Britney ?
Good-Looking, But . . . . | April 23, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Am I the only person here who thinks her chest looks manly? Those implants are much too square. Not natural looking at all. Yes, she’s a very good-looking gal, but that chest looks weird!
UNCLE NED | April 23, 2008 at 5:55 pm
She’s probably a nagging bitch, albeit a beautiful nagging bitch, but after he hit it a few hundred times, maybe Billy just woke up and realized she’s not the one. Cindy Crawford got dumped by Richard Gere, Salma Hayek got dumped by Ed Burns – serves ‘em right. It helps to keep nature in its proper order.
EAC | April 23, 2008 at 6:01 pm
IF it is true, serves her right for dumping Jason Statham. Baldy looked like he needed a chocolate swiss on his face, smug git.