Kelly Brook at Three UK premiere

( I think you posted that one before lame bananas. Is that a template ?) (I agree, of course, my real name is Binky)
I just remembered where I saw Billy Zane before.
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@149

God, you suck. Did you seriously just post something that someone else posted, in its entirety, and act as if you came up with it? I wish you’d get hit by a runaway dunebuggy. Do ya see, bjpack? Now, do you see why people make fun of lameass?

96. Posted by bjpack on May 4, 2006 02:27 PM

It is a shame what has happened to this site. At the beginning we made fun of celebrities because they are superficial and that deserves to be mocked. Now it’s evolved into making fun of fellow posters for completely superficial reasons. I never understood how criticizing people behind the anonymity of an Internet ID can be so fulfilling but you do see it all over the ‘net. I guess if people can’t feel good about themselves in their real lives it is easy to create some false identity that is all that you wish you could be. Many of you are truly funny so it is sad that you need to add character assassination and racism to your otherwise funny posts.

Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

I’m about to switch my allegiance to Prettierthanmeganharris. I’m easy that way – and meganharris never even says hi. by the way, i think it’s sad that this site used to…oh shut the f up, bananas, bjpack, et al.

Your so wise…. Your like a mini buddha….. Covered in fur

Wasn’t she on Smallville or something like that? Quite pretty other than the gyno shots, though.

Billy Zane looks like a gay Col. Kurtz, however. “I thaw a thnail crawling along the edge of a thrait rathor, and boy wath it thexthy!” *shudder*

Oh Baxter, You Are My Little Gentleman. I’ll Take You To Foggy London Town, Because You Are What? My Little Gentleman.

Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he’s a cool dude!

In Europe we’re not so old-fashioned as in the USA and don’t need to wear any panties in springtime. OH no!

hah! snail trail!
my whole life, i’ve wished that i could leave a shiny, iridescent trail behind me wherever i go. like a snail.
now i know how! i’ll just forgo the underwear and drag my vag along the ground!

does anyone else find it strange that billy seems to have plucked his eyebrows skinnier than kelly’s?

Just a bad pic of Billy, he’s still sexy…mmmm baby.
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#85 if you have vaginal discharge oozing down your legs, i suggest you pay a visit to the doctors. perhaps your boyf has been fucking Paris, cus that is not normal. Nor is it usually necessary to have to wear panties to catch the bucket loads of secretions it sounds like you are producing.
Kelly Brook looks amazing.
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#96 – Ok. Bye!

Italian – It goes:
Kelly, Kelly
Quite so hairy
How does your cunt hair grow?
With silver hair and crotches bare
And pretty warts, all in a row.

I was thinking more along the lines of

Kelly, Kelly quite contrary, shave that pussy it’s to damn hairy…..ooooooohhhhhh

yours is Paris pussy no doubt…….

(_o_)

@162

OK, let me explain this to you. There’s a thing called “physics”. As part of this “physics”, there is something called the “law of gravity”. In case you are unaware of the meaning of this “gravity”, here it is:

“The gravitational attraction of the Earth endows objects with weight (Or without it. Even light falls) and causes them to fall to the ground when dropped.”

Now, assuming that ANY amount of vaginal discharge has weight, even if it’s a single tiny drop, this would mean that said drop would then fall to the ground or the closest available surface, otherwise known as a leg. In closing, let’s equate this to a similar substance in a man. If you were very aroused, but in public, and you had a small amount of pre-ejaculate fluid coming out of your dick, and you were not wearing underwear, where would this fluid then go? Yeah, that’s what I thought. You suck.

I doubt Milton Berle there is up to that kind of work, but he definitely used his micro-fame to reasonably good effect. I’d enter that beaver faster than the skinner at the stove-pipe hat factory.

I would eat that bush right after i combed the dingleberries from her woolly turd hole

what im trying to say is that i find her attractive!

cute dress

not so cute vag=(

Ok then it’s settled. Let’s recap:
1. Kelly (whoever she is) is a hottie.
2. That is her beaver.
3. It looks delicious.
4. Women should never wear underwear.
Awesome. I’m glad we cleared that up. Now on to tomorrow’s posts. Good Night.

114: Posted by sarie2304 on May 4, 2006 03:28 PM

you sound so disgusted by the fact that she doesn’t shave it all off. um hi, women have public hair too, bitch.

PERFECT Freudian slip! Public hair? Yep. I’d say so!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHA.

I vote for brown undies. It doesn’t look like the texture of hair. Brazilians rock, and no, not the people. Well, okay, them too.

BTW, Billy Zane is still kinda quirky-sexy. I remember when he was sooooooo hot. We all get old; some just don’t age as well as others.

BTW, TCLTC

Who knew Billy Zane could do such a killer Bette Davis impression? He just needs to switch outfits with his date to complete the look.

<3 #96 <3

Scene: Back at the hideout, dividing the stolen cash.
Billy Zane: “and one for you…”
Bugs Bunny (dressed as henchman): “what about me boss??”
Billy Zane: “and one for you…”
Bugs Bunny (dressed as henchman #2): “and me boss?”
Billy Zane: “and one for you…”
Bugs Bunny (dressed as henchman #3) “me too boss?”
Billy Zane: “and one for you…”
Bugs Bunny (as himself): “and ahh… what about me, boss?”
Billy Zane: “and one for you…(Doubletake) the rabbit!!”

Aaron, I had to go back and look at that pic, but ahahahahahahaha, you’re right. Holy shit that’s funny.

Corn bread. Ain’t nothin wrong with that.

@174
I think I wuv you

Kelly Brook’s pretty. And she has a great body.
You’re right, wearing knickers isn’t hygienic.
But I can see why some men might find that arousing.

That classic shit brought back good memories #174, good times.

Okay, for once and fucking all, it’s brown lace panties. Like these:

http://www.smartbargains.com/go.sb?s=SE&deptId=9&catId=2133&prodId=1038310085&sp=All+Products%2f%2f%2f%2fUserSearch%3dbrown+panties%7c%7c%7c%7c%7c&pagename=prod

Look again — you can see a lace pattern. Yes, Virginia, there is such a thing as brown underwear.

Click the little “brown” swatch for the full effect. I know the panties show up blue.

I’ll go get some carbons and a pen for your written apologies.

No apology needed, it’s her snatch. You can see the outline of her bellybutton and her nipples through this fabric, she’s can’t worry about thong strap lines.

Does Billy Zane look like he got a bad collagen job in his lips?

Nah, he’s just sucked way too much dick. The casting couch has been cruel to him.

Cant tell if thats bush or not; sure looks like it. Maybe she can shave it and put it on dude’s head. Anyway, why should she expect to get pics taken of the beaver when she has a below the knee dress? and ladies, lots of guys like the commando style for ya (although usually only if its accompanied by the shaven look). Easy, clean access. Nice and aired out. No musty scent. Like a warm summer breeze.

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