Kelly Brook at Three UK premiere
May 4th, 2006 // 186 Comments
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jimmycracks | May 4, 2006 at 12:31 pm
graceful
Fisher55 | May 4, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Don’t be jealous
Providentius | May 4, 2006 at 12:31 pm
FIRST!!!!
Fisher55 | May 4, 2006 at 12:31 pm
FUCK
Providentius | May 4, 2006 at 12:32 pm
or third…nice snatch….somewhere Tom Cruise is convulsing.
Providentius | May 4, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Um…is Billy Zane undergoing chemo? He used to be such a hottie…
jimmycracks | May 4, 2006 at 12:33 pm
it was a fluke. My “stay signed in” thingie actually worked.
djyuckfou | May 4, 2006 at 12:34 pm
schweet
Providentius | May 4, 2006 at 12:34 pm
jimmycracks da man
evilcookie007 | May 4, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Wha? What the hell is up with Billy Zane? Why does he always look like he’s wearing makeup? Jeezus! He freaks me the hell out.
jimmycracks | May 4, 2006 at 12:35 pm
woman actually :)
Fisher55 | May 4, 2006 at 12:35 pm
WHY must these photos post as I eat my tunafish sandwich? I don’t know which makes me more nauseous, this chick’s snatch or billy zane. god he hit the wall hard.
Sheva | May 4, 2006 at 12:36 pm
nice beaver :)
Providentius | May 4, 2006 at 12:36 pm
She da woman!
sundaybl00dysunday | May 4, 2006 at 12:37 pm
EWWWWWWWWW why celebs never wear any underwear!!! Im blind again, and I just recovered recently from watching Lindsay Lohan’s ugly hanging ass damn it!
Haroof | May 4, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Gotta love these chicks who know they’ll be photographed getting out of their car like that and still go w/o the panties.
Nice beav, btw.
large_sized_teen | May 4, 2006 at 12:38 pm
I’d hit it.
Iambananas | May 4, 2006 at 12:38 pm
EWWWW!!! SKANK!!!
86 | May 4, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Crotch shots are never sexy.
Providentius | May 4, 2006 at 12:40 pm
As Stacy and Clinton would say, THONG!, baby, THONG! when you wear a tight dress! You are going to a premiere of your own godamned movie and you know you are ging to be photographed by the world, and from every angle, so do you think, “Oh, what the hell! It’s a great night to go commando with my Hiroshima survivor honey!” Oh, never mind–the word “think” presumes too much about this little ‘tard.
lawnmower33 | May 4, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Why is she with Noriyuki “Pat” Morita? Is she going to be the Next Next Karate Kid?
Iambananas | May 4, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Why do people have no self respect?
Iambananas | May 4, 2006 at 12:42 pm
And… thats not a flattering angle.
86 | May 4, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Male pattern baldness, ack.
He really should try to play a villain in the next graphic-novel-turned-movie. That could really help out his career.
86 | May 4, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Besides, a lady knows how to properly enter and exit a car while wearing a dress. EEWW.
Providentius | May 4, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Maybe she can donate her pubes to Billy’s hair transplant for his dome.
mikeski | May 4, 2006 at 12:47 pm
I’d wax it, then hit it.
Iambananas | May 4, 2006 at 12:47 pm
pink_nip’s picture:
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060503/i/ra3638003344.jpg?x=380&y=301&sig=.3TDMwGz1f4iLs48k3jM5w–
St.Minutia | May 4, 2006 at 12:49 pm
26. Hahahahahahahahah pube transplant hahahahahahahha
Fisher55 | May 4, 2006 at 12:49 pm
ok, this is a first for me on the superficial: who the fuck is this ‘ho? (i even new who bai ling was, for fuck’s sake)
Providentius | May 4, 2006 at 12:50 pm
# 28 – is that Edna?
86 | May 4, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Where’s wally?
Fisher55 | May 4, 2006 at 12:51 pm
whoever she is, it looks like she was on her knees recently–that’s quite a bruise…
Tatamo | May 4, 2006 at 12:54 pm
#22 – “no self respect” …umm what planet are u from if a woman wearing a NORMAL length dress wears no panties…she doesnt want the FUCKIN THONG LINE TO SHOW…its not her fault the damn photographer took a pic of her getting outta the car….then someone fuckin zoomed the camera in to see some hair…shit..give the woman a break…she was trying to get freaky in the car before hand….i give her mad kudos…
Gerald Tarrant | May 4, 2006 at 12:54 pm
@13-Thanks, she just got it stuffed.
MeganHarris | May 4, 2006 at 12:55 pm
Shes so pretty! what the hell is she doing with that loser! He looks like a Manniquin! after Titanic, what has he done?
sundaybl00dysunday | May 4, 2006 at 12:55 pm
@ 31 no I think is that sherry_co..cksucker
Binky | May 4, 2006 at 12:55 pm
Looks like some sort of flatulence problem blew out the back of her dress – the poor dear.
At least she can smile about it.
TaiTai | May 4, 2006 at 12:56 pm
I barely know who Billy Zane is. So who is Kelly Brook? Oh yeah, she’s someone nobody knows who is trying to get famous by flashing her pubes.
Providentius | May 4, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Brook before the big night: “Now let me get this right: a bouncy-backed blue polyester dress, costume jewellery, blood red CVS nail polish, a knockoff Gucci bag, plastic Payless shoes, and a cancer patient on my arm! I’m ready to go. Oh, wait, let me take off my panties first–nothing goes better with a bouncy-backed blue ployester dress!”
sundaybl00dysunday | May 4, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Hey Megan! he is not a loser, well he used to be hot, ok, age happens
sweetcheeks | May 4, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Not to salt anyone’s game, but if you look carefully at the very first picture, you can see the faint outine of bikini-style underwear — I think they’re dark, and so you can see it through the dress. I don’t really think that’s her puss; just dark panties. Disappointing, yes.
Whereas the MARIAH puss shot a while back on the SF was authentic. And gross.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/29/mariah_carey_shows_off_her_bea.html
bigponie | May 4, 2006 at 12:58 pm
it looks so hairy and stinky but i can’t seem to look away…
jimmycracks | May 4, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Sweet, you may be right… I see it too…
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 4, 2006 at 1:00 pm
I liked Billy Zane in Zoolander.
“Hey Derek, you rock.”
“Thanks, Billy Zane.”
Italian Stallion | May 4, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Kelly, Kelly, quite contrary……Damn I forgot the rest……
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 4, 2006 at 1:09 pm
…How does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockel shells, and pretty maids all in a row.”
Could be an analogy for her snatch.
Moriarty | May 4, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Kelly Brook has been famous in Britain as a model/tv presenter/famous girlfriend of people for about 8-10 years. She is very very popular with the fellas.
djyuckfou | May 4, 2006 at 1:10 pm
mmmmmm brown panties,,,oooooohh yeaahh tell me more baby!!
Fisher55 | May 4, 2006 at 1:11 pm
does *anyone* know who this bitch is?