Kelly Brook at Three UK premiere
May 4th, 2006 // 186 Comments
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graceful
Don’t be jealous
FIRST!!!!
FUCK
or third…nice snatch….somewhere Tom Cruise is convulsing.
Um…is Billy Zane undergoing chemo? He used to be such a hottie…
it was a fluke. My “stay signed in” thingie actually worked.
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jimmycracks da man
Wha? What the hell is up with Billy Zane? Why does he always look like he’s wearing makeup? Jeezus! He freaks me the hell out.
woman actually :)
WHY must these photos post as I eat my tunafish sandwich? I don’t know which makes me more nauseous, this chick’s snatch or billy zane. god he hit the wall hard.
nice beaver :)
She da woman!
EWWWWWWWWW why celebs never wear any underwear!!! Im blind again, and I just recovered recently from watching Lindsay Lohan’s ugly hanging ass damn it!
Gotta love these chicks who know they’ll be photographed getting out of their car like that and still go w/o the panties.
Nice beav, btw.
I’d hit it.
EWWWW!!! SKANK!!!
Crotch shots are never sexy.
As Stacy and Clinton would say, THONG!, baby, THONG! when you wear a tight dress! You are going to a premiere of your own godamned movie and you know you are ging to be photographed by the world, and from every angle, so do you think, “Oh, what the hell! It’s a great night to go commando with my Hiroshima survivor honey!” Oh, never mind–the word “think” presumes too much about this little ‘tard.
Why is she with Noriyuki “Pat” Morita? Is she going to be the Next Next Karate Kid?
Why do people have no self respect?
And… thats not a flattering angle.
Male pattern baldness, ack.
He really should try to play a villain in the next graphic-novel-turned-movie. That could really help out his career.
Besides, a lady knows how to properly enter and exit a car while wearing a dress. EEWW.
Maybe she can donate her pubes to Billy’s hair transplant for his dome.
I’d wax it, then hit it.
pink_nip’s picture:
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060503/i/ra3638003344.jpg?x=380&y=301&sig=.3TDMwGz1f4iLs48k3jM5w–
26. Hahahahahahahahah pube transplant hahahahahahahha
ok, this is a first for me on the superficial: who the fuck is this ‘ho? (i even new who bai ling was, for fuck’s sake)
# 28 – is that Edna?
Where’s wally?
whoever she is, it looks like she was on her knees recently–that’s quite a bruise…
#22 – “no self respect” …umm what planet are u from if a woman wearing a NORMAL length dress wears no panties…she doesnt want the FUCKIN THONG LINE TO SHOW…its not her fault the damn photographer took a pic of her getting outta the car….then someone fuckin zoomed the camera in to see some hair…shit..give the woman a break…she was trying to get freaky in the car before hand….i give her mad kudos…
@13-Thanks, she just got it stuffed.
Shes so pretty! what the hell is she doing with that loser! He looks like a Manniquin! after Titanic, what has he done?
@ 31 no I think is that sherry_co..cksucker
Looks like some sort of flatulence problem blew out the back of her dress – the poor dear.
At least she can smile about it.
I barely know who Billy Zane is. So who is Kelly Brook? Oh yeah, she’s someone nobody knows who is trying to get famous by flashing her pubes.
Brook before the big night: “Now let me get this right: a bouncy-backed blue polyester dress, costume jewellery, blood red CVS nail polish, a knockoff Gucci bag, plastic Payless shoes, and a cancer patient on my arm! I’m ready to go. Oh, wait, let me take off my panties first–nothing goes better with a bouncy-backed blue ployester dress!”
Hey Megan! he is not a loser, well he used to be hot, ok, age happens
Not to salt anyone’s game, but if you look carefully at the very first picture, you can see the faint outine of bikini-style underwear — I think they’re dark, and so you can see it through the dress. I don’t really think that’s her puss; just dark panties. Disappointing, yes.
Whereas the MARIAH puss shot a while back on the SF was authentic. And gross.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/29/mariah_carey_shows_off_her_bea.html
it looks so hairy and stinky but i can’t seem to look away…
Sweet, you may be right… I see it too…
I liked Billy Zane in Zoolander.
“Hey Derek, you rock.”
“Thanks, Billy Zane.”
Kelly, Kelly, quite contrary……Damn I forgot the rest……
…How does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockel shells, and pretty maids all in a row.”
Could be an analogy for her snatch.
Kelly Brook has been famous in Britain as a model/tv presenter/famous girlfriend of people for about 8-10 years. She is very very popular with the fellas.
mmmmmm brown panties,,,oooooohh yeaahh tell me more baby!!
does *anyone* know who this bitch is?