Christ, what a shitty day for bikinis. Here’s Kelly Bensimon in Miami yesterday and between her and Serena Williams it feels like my choices were between Over-tanned Joe Perry with Implants or Darth Vader. Obviously I chose both which, to be honest, is exactly how I’d handle that situation if it happened in real life. “Okay, you play ‘Love in an Elevator,’ you keep doing that breathing thing and I’ll start covering myself with a tarp. Ready? Break!”
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Saw the pictures. They are harsh. Maybe a one piece should be her go to suit. There is no curve or softness in her form, which is needed in a two piece bathing suit. She is athletic, broad shouldered and all, a one piece would be ideal. My husband and his crew of friends have the same issue with the legs, (IT IS CATTY ON MY PART), but those are the knees that i love; on a 65 yr old british male. .
From my 13 years of experience as a reconstructive and cosmetic surgeon, I must say she did not get a very good job with the lipo in the abdomen area. There was too much fat sucked out that it left the skin without nothing to grab on to, thus making it less supple. This is a common mistake clients make (usually the client goes against the surgeons recommendations because they want optimum fat reduction) always take your surgeons suggestions into consideration , otherwise you’ll end up looking like Ms. Bensimon.
that looks like one of those brown burlap potatoe sacks.
oops.. i swear i’m not Dan Quayle.. I know I spelled potato wrong!
I agree it is OKAYYYY to look like that at 40 but it is not okay to SHOW THE WorLD!!!
What the hell is she packing in those bikini bottoms??? I mean come on, look at that bulge…maybe that’s where “Paranoid Polly” packs her piece…you know Bethany has been trying to kill her?!…Holy shit, get this woman some quality mental health treatment, and now…PLEASE! Seriously, if for no other reason, how about those two little girls that have to call her “Mom”…really sad!
Do these women honestly think they look good? hell they need some meat on them, bones are unattractive.