Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini

Here’s Kelly Bensimon of The Real Housewives of New York in Miami yesterday and it turns out she’s actually single which makes the show one big, gigantic lie solely made to toy with my emotions. Which is great. Now where am I supposed to learn about constantly bikini-clad gold-digging whor- Oh, right, the Kardashians.

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