Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini

March 25th, 2010 // 59 Comments

Here’s Kelly Bensimon of The Real Housewives of New York in Miami yesterday and it turns out she’s actually single which makes the show one big, gigantic lie solely made to toy with my emotions. Which is great. Now where am I supposed to learn about constantly bikini-clad gold-digging whor- Oh, right, the Kardashians.

Photos: Fame, Splash News
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  1. Johnny

    I’m do her from behind! Then, come all over her face!

  2. Deacon Jones

    She looks like a Cindy Crawford that was skinned alive

  3. Mcfeely Smackup

    yikes. if this is what it looks like when a 50 year old chick tries to look sexy, I’m going to stick with young chicks. fucking Un-Doable!

  4. EPIC_FAIL_GUY

    ew

  5. kels

    looks like a tranny. her body looks like it belonged to a man. even her voice is a little manly…she reminds me of brooke shields…tall women who have a masculine look to them.

  6. kels

    looks like a tranny. her body looks like it belonged to a man. even her voice is a little manly…she reminds me of brooke shields…tall women who have a masculine look to them.

  7. kels

    looks like a tranny. her body looks like it belonged to a man. even her voice is a little manly…she reminds me of brooke shields…tall women who have a masculine look to them.

  8. BEAUTIFUL face. She’s in great shape

  9. Fester Bestertester

    Oh my, is that Heidi Fleiss in the background of pic 17?

    Skanks of leather schlock together…

  10. Mr. Ed

    SHE LOOKS GREAT…………..FOR A 55 YEAR OLD :)

  11. Mr. ice Guy

    God she is Ugly!

  12. JulieBowen

    I feel like I’m looking at myself, 10 years in the future.

  13. jack

    Could you stick to posting about people who we actually know who the fuck they are?

  14. black jesus

    this bitch looks ready to take on Spartacus

  15. Anyone have a paper bag I can throw over her head?

  16. Sardonic

    For Sale: 1968 Mercury ‘Cougar’ partially restored. Needs work. Make offer.

  17. It’s like she has a man’s body but with a vagina. I love it.

  18. Girl

    Wow… this thing was in Playboy last year?? gimmeabreak

  19. turd da third

    ewwwwwwwwwww, way too much testosterone here! Just fugly… She probably tapes down her clitty when wearing these type of bathing suits.

  20. meat

    uhhmmmm….

    Janice Dickenson? Who the eff is this and why do we care about her aged yet, supple ass?

    If chix this old are not flashing the gash, really, stop posting.

  21. meat

    Also WTF with those tits. I think I’m cross eyed looking at those fuckers. She’s got two mellons in two different fucking countries. I’m surprised she didn’t have that 2 dollar fast food boob job supersized for 50 cents extra.

  22. sarah

    Somebody IRON this bitch FFS!

  23. sarah

    Somebody IRON this bitch FFS!

  24. TekMoney

    Superficial’s Daily Tranny Post # 3

    There are so many things wrong with this being, but I seriously cannot understand WTF is going on w/ her belly. How do you get abs AND have your belly protrude at the same time? Maybe an Alien is about to burst out?

  25. dude

    for the good of us all, COVER YOUR SHIT UP WHORE!

  26. Jester

    Seriously looks like a man, i just threw up in my mouth….a little.

  27. Jon

    THAT’S A MAN BABY!!!!!!!!!

  28. dissernin

    are ya’ll blind ?????????
    LAWD….that’s a man …

  29. dissernin

    are ya’ll blind ?????????
    LAWD….that’s a man …

  30. dissernin

    are ya’ll blind ?????????
    LAWD….that’s a man …

  31. Spade

    Her vagina is trying to escape.

  32. just carbon

    This is Alessandra Ambrosio in 20 years. It makes me sad.

  33. Na Na Na Na DUDE looks like a ladyyyy
    She needs to put on a one piece ASAP SICK!

  34. I like her Bikini! But her body is almost a little tooooo muscular. Hmmm
    http://kl.am/9o0v

  35. Gorgeous new shoes always make me feel good.

  36. Her vagina is trying to escape.

  37. turd da third

    she looks like she should be giving Arnold the Guv some head…

  38. turd da third

    jeeeze in that first pict it looks like this ho is about to grab her penis and take a piss

  39. Beeotch

    OMG!! It’s a cross between Cindy Crawford and Arnold Schwarzenegger!!!

  40. captain america

    I think if she sees this picture by herself I’m hoping it’s the last time she punnished us…………………….

  41. tom

    This is a prime example that some women should never shave it bald. This chic has so many wrinkles around her vagina imagine how nasty it looks when you pull that little bikini bottom down. Her lips are probably sagging down a few inches all loose and wrinkly. Little tip for the ladies: shave it bald while your young if you like, but stay away from the permanent laser method because when your 50+ it’s going to look like loose lunch meat that has been sitting around in butchers display case far past its expiration date.

  42. Audrey

    let’s get age appropriate kelly, come on now.

  43. dontlooknow

    She looks like a gorilla.

  44. Superbiggerevile

    @ #3

    I’d let my buddys do her from behind while i punched her in the face!

  45. Dick Tree

    She looks amazing when I don’t have to look at her.

  46. Thatladyisaformerpenisowner

    HTM-Hot Tranny Mess

  47. Needs more clothes. Lots more clothes.

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