Here’s Kelly Bensimon of The Real Housewives of New York in Miami yesterday and it turns out she’s actually single which makes the show one big, gigantic lie solely made to toy with my emotions. Which is great. Now where am I supposed to learn about constantly bikini-clad gold-digging whor- Oh, right, the Kardashians.
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It’s Lindsay Lohan In A Swimsuit As Elizabeth Taylor |
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So Everyone’s Cool With Kendall & Kylie Jenner In Bikinis Because Their Mom’s The Devil? Got It. |
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Coco In A Bikini Loves America The Most |
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FIRST!
I’m do her from behind! Then, come all over her face!
She looks like a Cindy Crawford that was skinned alive
yikes. if this is what it looks like when a 50 year old chick tries to look sexy, I’m going to stick with young chicks. fucking Un-Doable!
ew
looks like a tranny. her body looks like it belonged to a man. even her voice is a little manly…she reminds me of brooke shields…tall women who have a masculine look to them.
looks like a tranny. her body looks like it belonged to a man. even her voice is a little manly…she reminds me of brooke shields…tall women who have a masculine look to them.
looks like a tranny. her body looks like it belonged to a man. even her voice is a little manly…she reminds me of brooke shields…tall women who have a masculine look to them.
BEAUTIFUL face. She’s in great shape
Oh my, is that Heidi Fleiss in the background of pic 17?
Skanks of leather schlock together…
SHE LOOKS GREAT…………..FOR A 55 YEAR OLD :)
God she is Ugly!
I feel like I’m looking at myself, 10 years in the future.
Could you stick to posting about people who we actually know who the fuck they are?
this bitch looks ready to take on Spartacus
Anyone have a paper bag I can throw over her head?
For Sale: 1968 Mercury ‘Cougar’ partially restored. Needs work. Make offer.
It’s like she has a man’s body but with a vagina. I love it.
Wow… this thing was in Playboy last year?? gimmeabreak
ewwwwwwwwwww, way too much testosterone here! Just fugly… She probably tapes down her clitty when wearing these type of bathing suits.
uhhmmmm….
Janice Dickenson? Who the eff is this and why do we care about her aged yet, supple ass?
If chix this old are not flashing the gash, really, stop posting.
Also WTF with those tits. I think I’m cross eyed looking at those fuckers. She’s got two mellons in two different fucking countries. I’m surprised she didn’t have that 2 dollar fast food boob job supersized for 50 cents extra.
Somebody IRON this bitch FFS!
Somebody IRON this bitch FFS!
Superficial’s Daily Tranny Post # 3
There are so many things wrong with this being, but I seriously cannot understand WTF is going on w/ her belly. How do you get abs AND have your belly protrude at the same time? Maybe an Alien is about to burst out?
for the good of us all, COVER YOUR SHIT UP WHORE!
Tranny
Seriously looks like a man, i just threw up in my mouth….a little.
THAT’S A MAN BABY!!!!!!!!!
are ya’ll blind ?????????
LAWD….that’s a man …
are ya’ll blind ?????????
LAWD….that’s a man …
are ya’ll blind ?????????
LAWD….that’s a man …
Her vagina is trying to escape.
This is Alessandra Ambrosio in 20 years. It makes me sad.
Na Na Na Na DUDE looks like a ladyyyy
She needs to put on a one piece ASAP SICK!
I like her Bikini! But her body is almost a little tooooo muscular. Hmmm
http://kl.am/9o0v
Gorgeous new shoes always make me feel good.
Her vagina is trying to escape.
she looks like she should be giving Arnold the Guv some head…
jeeeze in that first pict it looks like this ho is about to grab her penis and take a piss
OMG!! It’s a cross between Cindy Crawford and Arnold Schwarzenegger!!!
I think if she sees this picture by herself I’m hoping it’s the last time she punnished us…………………….
This is a prime example that some women should never shave it bald. This chic has so many wrinkles around her vagina imagine how nasty it looks when you pull that little bikini bottom down. Her lips are probably sagging down a few inches all loose and wrinkly. Little tip for the ladies: shave it bald while your young if you like, but stay away from the permanent laser method because when your 50+ it’s going to look like loose lunch meat that has been sitting around in butchers display case far past its expiration date.
let’s get age appropriate kelly, come on now.
She looks like a gorilla.
@ #3
I’d let my buddys do her from behind while i punched her in the face!
She looks amazing when I don’t have to look at her.
HTM-Hot Tranny Mess
Needs more clothes. Lots more clothes.