Kelly Bensimon in a bikini

February 26th, 2010 // 164 Comments

It’s been getting way too heavy around here, so thank God someone finally put a bikini on. Unfortunately none of you know who Kelly Bensimon is because she’s on The Real Housewives of New York which exactly five people watch yet somehow you’re dating one of them. On that note, to extract any sexiness out of this post, you’re going to want to focus on the just-barely exposed areola and not the over-tanned wildebeest it’s attached to. Trust me on this one.

Photos: Splash News

  1. She looks awful. Thanks for temporarily making me feel better about my own ugly body, which is less ugly than hers.

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  3. Joy

    Nice body for a woman in her forties. Too bad she’s a complete nutcase!

  4. Not a fan of this one. As another posted, vapid and self-absorbed and a bit delusional. That’s her personality traits, as for her looks, her body use to in a few decades ago, but curvy girls are more in now.

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  9. adrienne from cleveland
    Commented on this photo:

    she is so gross – these pictures reminded me of Arnold Schwartzenegger’s famous beach shot in his black speedo. Gross and disgusting. She should get out of the spotlight. She doesn’t deserve it.

  10. Tootsie
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh good gawd. She looks like a caveman. There is absolutely nothing attractive about this woman, plus she has a mouth like an open sewer. Can’t you find a better body that this? This one needs to be covered from head to toe at all times……………..and muzzled.

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