It’s been getting way too heavy around here, so thank God someone finally put a bikini on. Unfortunately none of you know who Kelly Bensimon is because she’s on The Real Housewives of New York which exactly five people watch yet somehow you’re dating one of them. On that note, to extract any sexiness out of this post, you’re going to want to focus on the just-barely exposed areola and not the over-tanned wildebeest it’s attached to. Trust me on this one.
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Dee | February 26, 2010 at 4:49 pm
She looks pretty good for her age. I think she’s in her 40′s.
matt | February 26, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Did you notice that her nipple is sticking out?
KT | February 26, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Girlfriend needs a refund on those boobies.
Ego | February 26, 2010 at 4:56 pm
OMG, I want to stab myself in the eye. Arrrgggg… DAMN YOU FISH!! DAMN YOUuuuuuuuu…
Ego | February 26, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Fifth!!
vdls | February 26, 2010 at 5:04 pm
She looks awful. Thanks for temporarily making me feel better about my own ugly body, which is less ugly than hers.
bablbia | February 26, 2010 at 5:08 pm
dude, there’s a nipple trying to break free there!
Huh? | February 26, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Look at her expression!
I think she’s thinking, “Oh, yeah – I look good!”
Wow – so delusional!
I love when people flaunt it when they have it…but someone needs to tell her that her bikini days are over…
Bay | February 26, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Okay, time to stop starving yourself, and start working out. It’s not a good sign to have that kind of skin sag, and muscle waste at your age.
matthew | February 26, 2010 at 5:26 pm
I’ll take NIPPLE for $100 alex!
KIKI | February 26, 2010 at 5:27 pm
She looks ok, but that is one ill fitting bikini. Keep your chin up Fish, I am a fan! I have only watched the Real Housewives of Orange County, and damn if those bitches don’t act like they are still in high school.
Mitch | February 26, 2010 at 5:57 pm
My afternoon project was to see if I could get my after lunch nut off to this beast.
I started by slapping my cock silly while watching a little of San Francisco’s finest gay porn. Once I got my cock at attention I turned off the porn and put the photo of this creature in front of me and went to town on myself. It took me about 30 seconds to start to lose my hard on and about two minutes before I gave up and went back to the gay porn which made me nut in about a minute.
Just for the record, I am not gay at all, I just like a little gayness when I jerk off. The fact that this nightmare cause me to go limp says a lot but what it doesn’t say is that I am gay so just stop right there with your smart ass comments. It just says that she is past her prime.
Later,
Mitch
JR | February 26, 2010 at 6:07 pm
From the top up, she looks all right. From the bottom down, she’s decent. Everything in between is the torso of a 300 Spartan.
**HOORRRRRRFFFF!**
Okay, I’m done.
mms | February 26, 2010 at 6:09 pm
ew! she looks way better in the PlayGirl pics this month
wtf | February 26, 2010 at 6:25 pm
I’m pretty sure this woman is an alien.
dane cook | February 26, 2010 at 6:32 pm
Hey, Steven Tyler is out of rehab!
Sport | February 26, 2010 at 6:45 pm
Who? And, uh – gross.
Nothing as bad as a chick who THINKS she is hot – yet sadly is NOT. Pass her a cheeseburger!
sharkbite01 | February 26, 2010 at 6:53 pm
I’d tap that ass
jake411 | February 26, 2010 at 7:08 pm
I’ve never commented on this site, but seeing how negative the comments are being posted about this beautiful lady, i am forced to say that only the ugly virgins living in their mom’s basements are doing this lol. Kelly is one of the most beautiful 42 year old women out there
Jewbacca | February 26, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Trying to get a date Jake411? I’m pretty sure shes probably loose as a goose or concealing a penis
Crabby Old Guy | February 26, 2010 at 7:36 pm
She needs to break out one of those all over, complete with leggings style 1890 swimsuits pronto. Cover it…all of it…NOW…before you do serious damage to the semen count in North America.
barfs | February 26, 2010 at 7:36 pm
well on the plus side it looks as though she got those HORRENDOUS boobs fixed. they were all kinds of bad plastic surgery before.
don’t like to bash people online, but she is truly one vapid self obsessed idiot.
Funeral Guy | February 26, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Uhhhh….Mitch @ #12? I hate to break it to ya dude, but you’re gay.
anonymoose | February 26, 2010 at 7:42 pm
i don’t care how young or old, that just doesn’t look right.
Butt Guy | February 26, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Um……… where’d her butt go?
Bud | February 26, 2010 at 8:11 pm
“Look at her expression!
I think she’s thinking, “Oh, yeah – I look good!”
Wow – so delusional!”
Do you honestly believe you’ll be 14 forever?
Never heard of her, but she looks better than most women her age.
Bud | February 26, 2010 at 8:12 pm
Hell, she looks better than quite a few women half her age.
jake411 | February 26, 2010 at 8:13 pm
@jewbacca #20. i’m already married, but thanks for the offer. and you’re either a gay fat ass dude or some fat chick nobody would ever bang :-)
Duck Butter | February 26, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Seriously, I hope my wife at her age stays looking that good. I’d LOVE to bone this chick!
juaquin ingles | February 26, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Huh. Only seen a xyphoid process on a skeleton before. Didn’t know they could be visible on living people, thanks for the anatomy lesson kels.
Rasputins Liver | February 26, 2010 at 8:36 pm
*
Who?
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joy | February 26, 2010 at 8:36 pm
Her sterum is sticking out farther than her boob! weird ass /hip/flap/sag/stomach going on there! She looks okay in clothes, but being one of the few who has seen that tv show, once she opens her mouth, she is so damn annoying you want to tell her to shut the f up!
Blech | February 26, 2010 at 8:43 pm
@ 12: John Mayer, is that you?
Mr. Nice Guy | February 26, 2010 at 8:52 pm
She is Very Ugly. Ugly for 42, 52 or 102.
dude at work | February 26, 2010 at 9:04 pm
I have never seen her show but she is in the cover of Playboy for the March 2010 issue. I think she is very attractive and sexy. I think Kelly Bensimon is the ultimate cougar. According to the Palyboy shot she used to model in her 20′s. I would love to *uck her.
sickitten | February 26, 2010 at 9:05 pm
OMG! Some people should only wear a sleek one piece tank suit and she is one of them. She just highlighted all of her flaws. Delusional people amuse me.
sickitten | February 26, 2010 at 9:08 pm
#19 Jake, you would LOVE me. Bow down now.
whatever | February 26, 2010 at 9:21 pm
why doesn’t she have a waist? you sure this isn’t a man?
HackSaw | February 26, 2010 at 9:33 pm
I’d hit it.
Kiki | February 26, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Nothing worse than some used up old bitch who can’t accept getting old fat and gross. Do the world a favor and get a 1 piece, or better yet, stay in side your house, you fug-ugly dog-face cunt.
gigi | February 26, 2010 at 10:45 pm
..so Gilles Bensimon has tapped THAT….? she must be magical
Jake Diamon | February 26, 2010 at 11:16 pm
Meh — not that great but I’d still put it in her pooper.
sickitten | February 26, 2010 at 11:25 pm
Don’y click on KiKi’s link. Depressing. Always depressing when people try to be whiter via hair bleach and colored contacts. Yet she does have a point here.
Ally | February 27, 2010 at 1:28 am
How is she a wilderbeast? C’mon that’s pretty offensive – shes a normal, pretty fit woman – just because shes not Gisele doesn’t make her a wilderbeast. No wonder women have eating disorders when anything less that a VS model is deemed ‘wilderbeast’
Ripper Owens | February 27, 2010 at 1:48 am
I’d feast on her dirty ass.
Ripper Owens | February 27, 2010 at 1:49 am
… as long as I don’t have to kiss her.
Tire Swing | February 27, 2010 at 2:38 am
She looks disgusting. Cover it up. You know she’s nuts cuz she thinks she looks good. I don’t care how old she is–just cover it up.
Brand New Acai | February 27, 2010 at 3:01 am
she looks very hot and i catch this beauty……
http://www.articlesbase.com/health-articles/brand-new-acai-review-free-trial-available-1904940.html
Bare Necessities coupon | February 27, 2010 at 4:00 am
Awesome, love it when people stay fit no matter their age. Shows you what yoga and pilates can do, look at the abs, that is all from core strength training
like Pilates and the long lean muscles in the arms and legs. Beautiful!
Craig | February 27, 2010 at 4:19 am
She looks better in Playboy video
http://freemovs.org/video.php?vid=Kelly_Bensimon_Playboy