Kelly Bensimon in a bikini

By: The Superficial / February 26, 2010

It’s been getting way too heavy around here, so thank God someone finally put a bikini on. Unfortunately none of you know who Kelly Bensimon is because she’s on The Real Housewives of New York which exactly five people watch yet somehow you’re dating one of them. On that note, to extract any sexiness out of this post, you’re going to want to focus on the just-barely exposed areola and not the over-tanned wildebeest it’s attached to. Trust me on this one.

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