Leonardo DiCaprio Got Tired Of Fucking This Already
Kelly Rohrbach turns 25 this month, so she might as well be your grandmother as far as Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis is concerned. Also, someone stocked a boat full of models in St. Barts on New Year’s Eve, so what’s he supposed to do? Not fuck every single of them five times in a row before tossing them overboard? Be reasonable, man. PEOPLE reports:
“They have been broken up for a few months now,” a source who knows them both tells PEOPLE. “They are very friendly and it’s super amicable.”
Their hectic work schedules contributed to the breakup, says the source.
“They are both so busy and he’s got a big movie coming out and she’s one of the biggest supermodels in the world. There is no other person in the picture.”
But don’t worry about Kelly. She already landed a role as the new Pamela Anderson in the Baywatch movie because apparently Leonardo DiCaprio can just call people up and be like, “Hey, I fucked this girl. Can you put her in a movie?” And they’ll say “Yeah, sure, whatever you want. How about Baywatch?” but he already hung up.