Here’s Kelly Ripa out in New York City yesterday where she proved to this writer that she’s more than just a penis button: She’s also a burn victim with a cleft palate. How she finds the time to do it between three kids and a fast-paced career is anybody’s guess. You go, girl!
Photos: INFdaily
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wow.. dare i start the say saying id hit it? cos i would
ugh tpyoing already..
Hit it with a fucking baseball bat until it’s fucking dead then burn it and the bat.
I would rather maneuver my cock into a hot toaster.
there is the reason for regis leaving
Regis drained her lifeforce and moved back to Transylvania. “De volves, children of the night. What beeautiful music they make… Oh, did I mention I was friends with Dean Martin?”
Her belly button finally protruded so far that it caused her to swallow her teeth. God only knows what it did at the other end…
hilarious bucky.
She is having a conversation with her imaginary friend.
Looks like she is making an honest effort to morph into Kate Gosselin.
There will be a lot more bacon involved if that is the case.
I’m no lip reader, but I believe she’s saying “sufferin’ succotash!”
LOL!
LMAO! I think you mean “thufferin’ thuccotash” though!
wow, the hubby must of smacked her with an ugly stick before she walked out the door….
obviously the makeup artists that work for her are damn picasso’s.
We have no cat food. Please return to District 9 immediately.
Swish!
LMAO – right on.
+1 all day.
I have probably read this one 20 times and laughed every time… LOL
I’m going to have to file District 9 under: Comedy now due to this comment.
That first pic reminds me of Jack Nicholson as The Joker in the first Batman.. after he applies the “flesh” colored makeup to disguise himself.. Just look at that mouth!
SHE DOES
TOTALLY LOOK LIKE HIM
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha :)
For the Uggs only, she should feel shame.
Gah! Good morning to you too, Fish… asshole! Warn us next time, okay?
Ha!
“Your Disssssssssssssspicable…”
She has exercised the femininity right out of herself. Whats wrong with having curves? She looks like a dude in a bikini with those gorilla nipples and outtie belly button.
Goodbye to my morning wood.
It’s dangerous to go out barefaced naked like that. You can mistaken for a huge mutated mole rat…….people will try to run you down or sic the dog on you.
I’d shoot it before it got close to my dog and I don’t have a dog.
That’s not Kelly Ripa…that’s NOT Kelly Ripa…THAT’S NOT Kelly Ripa…THAT’S NOT KELLY Ripa…THAT’S NOT KELLY RIPA.
Oh, I give up. What’s the use of fighting it (sob). Damn you, Fish. Damn you!
vying for a part in a ‘Mask’ sequel?
Another example of how white celebs look horrible without make up. It’s amazing how they just paint on their faces and become beautiful. LMAO.
Opposed to the black ones who look ugly no matter how much makeup you layer on them.
and hair extensions/wigs, and fake nails, and painted on eyebrows, and fake eye lashes, and on, and on, and on
LMAO, as if white women don’t do that? That’s the best kept secret. White women have extensions, wigs, fake nails, asses, breasts, lips, tans, need I say more? Or how about the fact that white women don’t know the natural color of their hair? All of the blondes aren’t natural and so and so on. I know this because I am white and prefer other races.
only thing ugly is yr attitude!
sorry but halle berry looks 100 times better!
kelly has bulked up so much her face looks older-angular monkey like—shr used to attractive now her chest what little lost all fat its con caved with heavily muscled arms/shoulder
and you call black girls ugly so these emaciated celeb white women are pretty? with bodies like a 10 yr old boy?!
sorry but the sistahs got the curves–going on in all the right places!
yeeea, have you seen Rihanna without make up???? She could make a straight dog turn gay she’s so ugly without face paint.
Lets not turn this into a race thing. Majority of these hoes is Halloween ready w/o their make up. Its universal, fake hoes need sheet rocking to pass as hot.
I’m are you sure that’s not Regis?
*Um
Yeah, need more coffee.
Damn she’s tiny….she’s like a garden gnome
I trew up in my mouth.
She resembles a heroin junkie from Edinburgh!
lololol…outch!
You’d hit it Dude? Get in line, it looks like someone beat you to the punch.
bang-zoom, right in the kisser
What kind of disease does that little boy have? He looks terrible.
The Curious Case of Kelly Ripa.
lol
She looks a helluva lot better than I do without my makeup on. Good for her for actually leaving the house without any on. This is what women look like people, get used to it.
Ummm not its not. There are plenty of beautiful women in the world who look better barefaced than this troll does when she is in makeup.
Makeup just means ugly chicks in disguise. Not how all women look in general.
Its not just the lack of makeup. There is something weird about her face. Too skinny, her skin doesn’t help either!
Holy fuck. She has no idea she looks like a monster.
A monster full of trash!
I hope I can replathe Regith with my huthband
Best comment thread ever
Thufferin’ thuccatash! Regith ith thaying he’th leaving me to fly tholo! Thomeone needth to thign up to thit in the theat next to me tho I don’t theem tho tholitary!
MY EYES!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! *pop* My hernia!!
lulz
What’s better than winning gold at the Special Olympics?… Not being retarded.
She is too thin now but she cannot be that unhealthy cuz at 40 years old she still has a nice head of hair. That says ALOT about a woman’s health. Look for the thinning hair. Kelly add 5-10 lbs and you will be fine.
hair is thinner due to bleach—5-10 try 20-25 pounds!
looks like a 10 yr old boy!
so not attractive–all of it as affected her looks/older/haggard/just plain hungry/ugly…poor marK ..hes latin…know he has to be looking around…cuz latina curves in ny are like WOW! j.lo-esque!
…laying next to a small muscular girl not nice soft for cuddling and certainly nothing to grab unto!
The hair is ok but man, the magic of make up shines through again!!! Reminds me of many nights when you pick up a hot chick at the club, you take her to your place, you have a wonderful night, but the next morning you wake up, look beside you and her face is left on the pillow and this hideous creature is staring at you from the bathroom wondering aloud “what’s for breakfast?”
And your first thought for a response is usually “hopefully not my soul, Mumra”.
I hear you DC. Loud and clear….
You wish that some girl would wake up next to you ! In your dreams….
I didn’t know you could start the zombie marathon so early in the year.
Rule #1: Cardio
Rule #2: BRAAAIIINNNNSSSSSS I NEED EAT BRAIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!
LOL….
Rule #2: The Double Tap
“You need to get a gun and learn how to use it which leads me to my second rule, the double tap. In those moments when you’re not sure that the undead are really dead-dead, don’t get all stingy with your bullets, I mean one more clean shot to the head. You can avoid becoming a human happy meal. Woulda, shoulda, coulda.”
“You’re.”
She looks disgusting. There is nothing attractive about her.
Um, no thanks. She has no “color” in her cheeks.
i feel sick.
Man, Mickey Rourke looks GREAT!!
Mickey Rourke?
Phillip Seymour Hoffman? HE really can do anything….
she looks mildly retarded here. wow. i’m a little afraid…
She is sure does look midly retarded. How can her husband wake up in the morning to that face and body? Oh, right he doesn’t have a job. That answers my question she is the money cow.
The Makeup–Because You’re Ugly.
Kinda reminds me of Val Kilmer, with a little boy’s body.
Her shoes are bigger than her whole body. I’m surprised she’s not dead for all that dieting. She definitely pro ana.
“HMFF, this booger tastes too salty!”
you’ve got a pretty mouth
..seen here finishing off a raw fish head, Kelly spent the rest of the afternoon playfully chasing down and frisking hobbits, in search of “the precious”.
BWaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
That is so PERFECT, I can’t stand it…..heeeheheee…yes indeed, even in this day and time I am still shocked at just how many people are still out there who are as bloody clever and hilarious as Little Richard.
Restores my faith in humanity.
This Ugg boot backlash is taking FOREVER!