Kelly Ripa Looks Different…

February 1st, 2011 // 124 Comments

Here’s Kelly Ripa out in New York City yesterday where she proved to this writer that she’s more than just a penis button: She’s also a burn victim with a cleft palate. How she finds the time to do it between three kids and a fast-paced career is anybody’s guess. You go, girl!

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. wow.. dare i start the say saying id hit it? cos i would

  2. MLVC

    there is the reason for regis leaving

    • Bucky Barnes

      Regis drained her lifeforce and moved back to Transylvania. “De volves, children of the night. What beeautiful music they make… Oh, did I mention I was friends with Dean Martin?”

    • Bucky Barnes

      Her belly button finally protruded so far that it caused her to swallow her teeth. God only knows what it did at the other end…

  3. dufresne

    She is having a conversation with her imaginary friend.

  4. Looks like she is making an honest effort to morph into Kate Gosselin.

  5. 2e

    I’m no lip reader, but I believe she’s saying “sufferin’ succotash!”

  6. Kelly Ripa Without Makeup
    A reason for makeup
    Commented on this photo:

    wow, the hubby must of smacked her with an ugly stick before she walked out the door….

    obviously the makeup artists that work for her are damn picasso’s.

  7. RandaI

    We have no cat food. Please return to District 9 immediately.

  8. Astro Glider

    That first pic reminds me of Jack Nicholson as The Joker in the first Batman.. after he applies the “flesh” colored makeup to disguise himself.. Just look at that mouth!

  9. Kelly Ripa Without Makeup
    bevo
    Commented on this photo:

    For the Uggs only, she should feel shame.

  10. Gah! Good morning to you too, Fish… asshole! Warn us next time, okay?

  11. Kelly Ripa Without Makeup
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    “Your Disssssssssssssspicable…”

  12. Vizz

    She has exercised the femininity right out of herself. Whats wrong with having curves? She looks like a dude in a bikini with those gorilla nipples and outtie belly button.

  13. jojo

    Goodbye to my morning wood.

  14. Cock Dr

    It’s dangerous to go out barefaced naked like that. You can mistaken for a huge mutated mole rat…….people will try to run you down or sic the dog on you.

  15. Crabby Old Guy

    That’s not Kelly Ripa…that’s NOT Kelly Ripa…THAT’S NOT Kelly Ripa…THAT’S NOT KELLY Ripa…THAT’S NOT KELLY RIPA.

    Oh, I give up. What’s the use of fighting it (sob). Damn you, Fish. Damn you!

  16. Kelly Ripa Without Makeup
    Senor_Borracho
    Commented on this photo:

    vying for a part in a ‘Mask’ sequel?

  17. IntelligentAsFellasGet

    Another example of how white celebs look horrible without make up. It’s amazing how they just paint on their faces and become beautiful. LMAO.

    • Hedgehog

      Opposed to the black ones who look ugly no matter how much makeup you layer on them.

      • Deacon Jones

        and hair extensions/wigs, and fake nails, and painted on eyebrows, and fake eye lashes, and on, and on, and on

      • IntelligentAsFellasGet

        LMAO, as if white women don’t do that? That’s the best kept secret. White women have extensions, wigs, fake nails, asses, breasts, lips, tans, need I say more? Or how about the fact that white women don’t know the natural color of their hair? All of the blondes aren’t natural and so and so on. I know this because I am white and prefer other races.

      • white guy digging the sistahs

        only thing ugly is yr attitude!

        sorry but halle berry looks 100 times better!
        kelly has bulked up so much her face looks older-angular monkey like—shr used to attractive now her chest what little lost all fat its con caved with heavily muscled arms/shoulder

        and you call black girls ugly so these emaciated celeb white women are pretty? with bodies like a 10 yr old boy?!

        sorry but the sistahs got the curves–going on in all the right places!

    • yeeea, have you seen Rihanna without make up???? She could make a straight dog turn gay she’s so ugly without face paint.

      • Mortimer Duke

        Lets not turn this into a race thing. Majority of these hoes is Halloween ready w/o their make up. Its universal, fake hoes need sheet rocking to pass as hot.

  18. I’m are you sure that’s not Regis?

  19. Kelly Ripa Without Makeup
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn she’s tiny….she’s like a garden gnome

  20. yucky

    I trew up in my mouth.

  21. Kelly Ripa Without Makeup
    Meet you at the benches at the foot
    Commented on this photo:

    She resembles a heroin junkie from Edinburgh!

  22. Snooki's Taint

    You’d hit it Dude? Get in line, it looks like someone beat you to the punch.

  23. GravyLeg

    What kind of disease does that little boy have? He looks terrible.

  24. GravyLeg

    The Curious Case of Kelly Ripa.

  25. Kelly Ripa Without Makeup
    I'm on my Period.
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks a helluva lot better than I do without my makeup on. Good for her for actually leaving the house without any on. This is what women look like people, get used to it.

    • alk;dl;akjg

      Ummm not its not. There are plenty of beautiful women in the world who look better barefaced than this troll does when she is in makeup.

      Makeup just means ugly chicks in disguise. Not how all women look in general.

      • morgaine

        Its not just the lack of makeup. There is something weird about her face. Too skinny, her skin doesn’t help either!

  26. Holy fuck. She has no idea she looks like a monster.

  27. brit

    I hope I can replathe Regith with my huthband

  28. Trousers

    Best comment thread ever

  29. Greg

    Thufferin’ thuccatash! Regith ith thaying he’th leaving me to fly tholo! Thomeone needth to thign up to thit in the theat next to me tho I don’t theem tho tholitary!

  30. JP

    MY EYES!!!!!

  31. bitingontinfoil

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! *pop* My hernia!!

  32. Kelly Ripa Without Makeup
    King
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s better than winning gold at the Special Olympics?… Not being retarded.

  33. Melissa

    She is too thin now but she cannot be that unhealthy cuz at 40 years old she still has a nice head of hair. That says ALOT about a woman’s health. Look for the thinning hair. Kelly add 5-10 lbs and you will be fine.

    • white guy digging the sistahs

      hair is thinner due to bleach—5-10 try 20-25 pounds!
      looks like a 10 yr old boy!
      so not attractive–all of it as affected her looks/older/haggard/just plain hungry/ugly…poor marK ..hes latin…know he has to be looking around…cuz latina curves in ny are like WOW! j.lo-esque!
      …laying next to a small muscular girl not nice soft for cuddling and certainly nothing to grab unto!

  34. The hair is ok but man, the magic of make up shines through again!!! Reminds me of many nights when you pick up a hot chick at the club, you take her to your place, you have a wonderful night, but the next morning you wake up, look beside you and her face is left on the pillow and this hideous creature is staring at you from the bathroom wondering aloud “what’s for breakfast?”

    • GravyLeg

      And your first thought for a response is usually “hopefully not my soul, Mumra”.

      I hear you DC. Loud and clear….

    • The Wicked Witch of the East

      You wish that some girl would wake up next to you ! In your dreams….

  35. I didn’t know you could start the zombie marathon so early in the year.

    • GravyLeg

      Rule #1: Cardio

    • Rule #2: BRAAAIIINNNNSSSSSS I NEED EAT BRAIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!

      • GravyLeg

        LOL….

        Rule #2: The Double Tap

        “You need to get a gun and learn how to use it which leads me to my second rule, the double tap. In those moments when you’re not sure that the undead are really dead-dead, don’t get all stingy with your bullets, I mean one more clean shot to the head. You can avoid becoming a human happy meal. Woulda, shoulda, coulda.”

  36. Kelly Ripa Without Makeup
    JA
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’re.”

  37. Alexis

    She looks disgusting. There is nothing attractive about her.

  38. Kelly Ripa Without Makeup
    Chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, no thanks. She has no “color” in her cheeks.

  39. boing

    i feel sick.

  40. jlowejd5

    Man, Mickey Rourke looks GREAT!!

  41. Kelly Ripa Without Makeup
    BeckyS
    Commented on this photo:

    Mickey Rourke?

  42. Squidcicle

    Phillip Seymour Hoffman? HE really can do anything….

  43. Kerri

    she looks mildly retarded here. wow. i’m a little afraid…

    • Katie

      She is sure does look midly retarded. How can her husband wake up in the morning to that face and body? Oh, right he doesn’t have a job. That answers my question she is the money cow.

  44. Hugo

    The Makeup–Because You’re Ugly.

  45. doodles

    Kinda reminds me of Val Kilmer, with a little boy’s body.

  46. The Wicked Witch of the East

    Her shoes are bigger than her whole body. I’m surprised she’s not dead for all that dieting. She definitely pro ana.

  47. rican

    “HMFF, this booger tastes too salty!”

  48. mr ed

    you’ve got a pretty mouth

  49. Kelly Ripa Without Makeup
    Commented on this photo:

    ..seen here finishing off a raw fish head, Kelly spent the rest of the afternoon playfully chasing down and frisking hobbits, in search of “the precious”.

    • Amma

      BWaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

      That is so PERFECT, I can’t stand it…..heeeheheee…yes indeed, even in this day and time I am still shocked at just how many people are still out there who are as bloody clever and hilarious as Little Richard.
      Restores my faith in humanity.

  50. Kelly Ripa Without Makeup
    Commented on this photo:

    This Ugg boot backlash is taking FOREVER!

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