Et Tu, Penis Button?

October 31st, 2013 // 28 Comments
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Because apparently Paris Hilton is a trendsetter now, here’s Kelly Ripa dressed up as Miley Cyrus which meant some stagehand walked into work this morning and heard the words, “Here, put on this bear costume and bang Kelly in the ass.” It wasn’t even Christmas! Even worse, Michael Strahan dressed up as Robin Thicke which, if the Internet has taught me anything, is as racist as blackface if not more. Looking like Beetlejuice is for us, not you. When you’ve sat through a couple years of being made to feel bad about enslaving an entire race then socially and economically handicapping them for another century under the auspices of freedom, then you get to wear those stripes. I didn’t mean to make this real, Michael Strahan, but you forced me. You forced me.

Photos: Abaca USA/AKM-GSI, Splash News

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  1. Kelly Ripa Michael Strahan Miley Cyrus Robin Thicke Halloween Costume
    Margaret
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    i want to go in that.

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    fap
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    At her age it isn’t ironic to be dressed as pedobear.

  3. I like how women are using the Miley Cyrus VMA performance as a means to “ironically” dress and act like sluts.

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    Cock Dr
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    She pretended to twerk the white guy in the pink panda suit but dat ass never went near the black guy’s groin. Do these photos tell the entire story? Deliberate avoidance or not?

    • I am guessing a combination of orders from her husband, not wanting to piss off racists who could not deal with it and not wanting to rub up against Strahan for fear she might like what she feels.

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    Inner Retard
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    Millennia old eastern civilizations look at this and think, Those crazy kids, what will they think of next. Whatever it is let’s hope they outgrow it fast.

  6. common sense should have taught you that there is big difference between some dumb bitch’s halloween costume and blackface, but i’m not at all surprised you can’t figure it out. after all you’re the same jackass that posted that jewel about black people being justified in their “weariness” of crackers without realizing you basically explained the same jackass notions as “weariness” towards muslims at the airport and black people on the street.

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    cc
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    Drycleaner: ‘Sir, you appeared to have spilled something all over your rental suit’
    Guy: ‘No, I didn’t’
    Drycleaner: ‘It’s on the inside!’
    Guy: ‘Um, how much extra is that going to be?’

  8. Kelly Ripa Michael Strahan Miley Cyrus Robin Thicke Halloween Costume
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    Sweet Jesus what the fuck is that in the background right?Man , women , the Thing?

  9. cunt punt

    Looks like we have to suffer the whole vma twerking fuckness all over again, complete with pointy hermaphrodite-lookin’ mess sporting the ‘one-eyed salute’ costume, trying to give Willard Scott his first stiffie in fifty years (he was convinced she was a young boy, taking him back to his glory(hole) years).

    Notice how Micheal is left out of the “action.” Is Kelly races, or does Micheal not go for wimmens? My guess is both.

    • billy elliott

      with the exception of USDA…McBeef, the whole lot of you are exhibiting signs of just not being qualified to actually comment here
      this is a still shot… ONE MOMENT in time…who’s to say she didn’t rub, sexually and vigorously over the proverbial mandingo’s nutt-huggers.
      (and wouldn’t ya know it i found just that over at
      http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/31/article-2481214-191A796F00000578-829_634x551.jpg B A M – Nailed it!)
      but i wanna be most sure tht i point out kelly ripa C A N N O T be racist.- even if a lil too thin. i’ve observed her behavior for years and she’s open and wonderful with all peeps. (not to mention her H O T hubby who is mixed Italian and mexican?)
      ppl must not know tht we darkies can totally tell when ppl aren’t comfortable around the negroid persuasion. and kelly couldn’t be more agreeable plus the sexual tension btn them is palpable at best. . :) strahan def likes jubblies tht jiggle (but still man enuff to dress up as ‘the oprah’ last yr.) so all this ‘mishigoss’ is unfounded, friends
      i think we’ve misunderstood a popular adage.over time… u know the one about a**holes and opinions? well, i should point out they didn’t mean u start talkin out ur rear. they just mentioned it to equate it with the ubiquitous nature of spewing uninformed drivel…
      so, a tip i will proffer: try to have the absol. max evidence to support any and all claims. (if not, then are you any diff than the cat lady from the simpsons?? i mean, why throw the cats…?

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    CrashHell
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    Gus the stagehand soon realized after all his years in Showbiz, HE had finally peaked.

  11. Kelly Ripa Michael Strahan Miley Cyrus Robin Thicke Halloween Costume
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    I fail to see the humor, what is this the 10th celebrity copycat costume? This meme is older than all the people in this picture combined. MOVE THE FUCK ON.

  12. Progress

    OMG a black guy dressed as a white person?! RACIST!

  13. Kelly Ripa Michael Strahan Miley Cyrus Robin Thicke Halloween Costume
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    COCAAAAAAAAINE!

  14. crb

    Kelly desperately needs a sammich.

  15. “Looking like Beetlejuice is for us, not you.” Good stuff.

  16. Kelly Ripa Michael Strahan Miley Cyrus Robin Thicke Halloween Costume
    Dox
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    And hope for the human race slowly dwindles….

  17. Props, Mr. Redmond, I’ve been walking around all day saying, “Et tu, penis Button?” like some sort of demon possessed mantra. In my defense, it would be an awesome name for a punk band.

  18. Megan McCain

    That’s not a stage hand, that’s the old fart who runs the show, and bangs the ‘talent.’

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    Megan McCain
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    Suddenly Miley Cyrus body looks matronly when compared to Kelly’s ripped 12yr old boy frame.

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    Why is Sir Ian McKellan dressed as a giant teddy bear and dry humping girls?

  21. Kelly Ripa Michael Strahan Miley Cyrus Robin Thicke Halloween Costume
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    *McKellen

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    iamriger
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    Coolest chic ever

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