Good Morning, Penis Button, And Other News

January 22nd, 2014 // 20 Comments

- Jessica Biel is opening a children’s restaurant which means Justin Timberlake is a pedophile. I don’t know how else you’re supposed to read that. [Lainey Gossip]

- Fifty Shades of Grey is going to be way shitter than you expected. [Dlisted]

- Chivettes Bored At Work [theCHIVE]

- Pete Wentz regrets piercing his dick. [Fishwrapper]

- Obama isn’t the Antichrist. He’s just paving the way for him. Well played, Fox News. [The Daily Banter]

- Jonah Hill basically offered to work in The Wolf of Wall Street for free. [tooFab]

- To make up for that whole bridge thing, Chris Christie will end the war on drugs now. [BuzzFeed]

- Kate Bosworth has “scrawny hotness.” Why not? [Popoholic]

- Zahia Dehar is still hot as shit. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Adriana Lima‘s in a bikini. [Celebslam]

- Goddamn, Irina Shayk… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Victoria Beckham is done with the Spice Girls. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Ben Affleck‘s penis will distract you from the Batman vs. Superman delay. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Kelly Ripa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Worf’s forehead. Thats a great sexy look.

  2. cc

    A bit boney here and there but holy shit is she in good shape.

  3. WOULD BANG. all day, all night. yum-yum. always loved this woman.

  4. Greg

    She’s got a bigger dick than Strahan

  5. Kelly Ripa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    A sleestak in a blond wig!

  6. ace11

    This chick used to be sexy when she was on All My Children

    what happened?

    Skin and Bones

    EWWW

  7. Wiry is not a good look for a woman.

  8. Kelly Ripa Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    That guy behind died upon seeing her pulsing chest vein.

  9. Judge Chamberlain Haller

    For someone with 3 kids, she keeps it fit. I guess the exercise and no food diet really works.

  10. Kelly Ripa Bikini
    Spazzz
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    Proof that the only ass in her life is Michael Gelman.

  11. That belly button needs a football helmet, it looks like Darth Vadars head.

  12. Kelly Ripa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Ya, there’s no getting around it… that’s just freakin’ gross.

  13. Kelly Ripa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Yikes. :-/

  14. Kelly Ripa Bikini
    Margaret
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to have her tear me limb from limb in the sex frenzy. Love it.

  15. Kelly Ripa Bikini
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Even small boobs would be an improvement. Of course they may ruin her husbands constant fantasy of having sex with small boys.

  16. Italian Stallion

    She sure is skinny but I’d BANG her HARD for a month straight. I’d make her SORE as hell after I was through being inside that BABE. Something about her that makes me want to MAKE BABIES with her if she were younger. I’d go down on that ALL NIGHT as well BEFORE I MADE LOVE TO HER for HOURS.

  17. Italian Stallion

    As much as I dislike Kelly Ripa, I’m HOT FOR HER and would LOVE to go to BED with her. Something about her and she’s got the NICEST ASS on a woman EVER.

  18. Kelly Ripa Bikini
    chuckles
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not normally a fan but she’s looking damned good here. Her navel is obscured here so definitely helps.

  19. Italian Stallion

    I agree that her naval isn’t appealing but she so HOT that I wouldn’t CARE one bit. This woman just oozes SEX APPEAL and she knows it, and she gave birth to such beautiful children because this woman is an ANGEL. I challenge ANYONE to mention a woman with a NICER ASS than KELLY. No ONE in this entire PLANET is HOTTER than this sweetheart. I’d walk over a super model to sleep with Kelly Ripa.

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