Kelly Osbourne’s Face Is A Splendor To Behold And Other News

January 16th, 2012 // 76 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Happy MLK Day: 10 Interesting And Surprising Facts You May Not Know About Martin Luther King, Jr. [Bossip]

- The pic of Tom Hanks on a swing set justifies this entire gallery. [theCHIVE]

- As I’ve always claimed, Kid Rock is trying to give you cancer. [Huffington Post]

- Britney Spears used a video camera AND a computer? No, this can’t be right. [Dlisted]

- Ashton Kutcher is already missing raisinesque vagina. [Lainey Gossip]

- Erin Heatherton barely covers up her golden globes. Breast puns! (I’m very tired.) [Hollywood Tuna]

- So, Evan Rachel Wood is a 12 year old boy? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- To which Emma Thompson can relate. [Starpulse]

- Irina Shayk‘s reverse side-boob%u2122 wants you to buy Guess. [Popoholic]

- Marc Anthony and JLo still love money they’ve already sunk into her shitty reality show each other. [TooFab]

- Hopefully when Elton John said “for better or worse” he was including “drained of blood with soul eternally damned to hell.” [TMZ]

- The Complete Ryan Gosling Discography is why Al Gore invented The Internet. [BuzzFeed]

- Jake Gyllenhaal understands that to really appreciate a 9, you’ve gotta bang some 4′s. [Just Jared]

- Matt LeBlanc on how it feels to win a Golden Gl–OH MY GOD, REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE JOEY ON FRIENDS?! [Popsugar]

- Meryl Streep‘s award-winning performance gets a not-so-rave review. [FilmDrunk]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Belen Rodriguez [Heavy]

- The Hottest NFL Playoff WAGs of All Time: Not including Tim Tebow‘s lady because as it turns out God isn’t helping him get laid either. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. obviously this photo was edited or the lighting differed. if you look at the other photos her make up is fine.

  2. tlmck

    The very definition of fashion risk.

  3. rican

    Jaundiced OOMPAH LOOMPAH, it’s a serious matter

  4. Kelly Osbourne Art Of Elysium Gala
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    Her roots are the color of my 2007 Ford F150, and her face the color of my grandmothers toenail fungus…the lips I don’t even know if that color appears in nature.

  5. TheMonkeemobile

    OK lets be fair,..
    Someone said “Hey, you’re a fat cow” and she either went under the knife or H’d up or worked out or something.
    Now someone just needs to walk up to her and say “Hey you’re not a fat cow, but you’ve still got a Mug like a Pug and your undebite jaw thingie needs to be broken and re-set so you don’t look like some monster.”
    We can work on the makeup after that.

  6. Kelly Osbourne Art Of Elysium Gala
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    She’s like a 30 year old improperly stored barbie you find rotting in your attic.

  7. cc

    Didn’t Stephen King write a book about this…some demon that lived in the sewer or something? I thought they’d already made a movie.

  8. Kelly Osbourne Art Of Elysium Gala
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    She’s got diarrhea of the face.

  9. Kelly Osbourne Art Of Elysium Gala
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    This is what people look like when they have a bowel obstruction.

  10. Kelly Osbourne Art Of Elysium Gala
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    It’s not enough for Lady Gaga to appear as herself anymore – she’s impersonating other celebrities!

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