Kelly Osbourne’s Face Is A Splendor To Behold And Other News

January 16th, 2012 // 76 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Happy MLK Day: 10 Interesting And Surprising Facts You May Not Know About Martin Luther King, Jr. [Bossip]

- The pic of Tom Hanks on a swing set justifies this entire gallery. [theCHIVE]

- As I’ve always claimed, Kid Rock is trying to give you cancer. [Huffington Post]

- Britney Spears used a video camera AND a computer? No, this can’t be right. [Dlisted]

- Ashton Kutcher is already missing raisinesque vagina. [Lainey Gossip]

- Erin Heatherton barely covers up her golden globes. Breast puns! (I’m very tired.) [Hollywood Tuna]

- So, Evan Rachel Wood is a 12 year old boy? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- To which Emma Thompson can relate. [Starpulse]

- Irina Shayk‘s reverse side-boob%u2122 wants you to buy Guess. [Popoholic]

- Marc Anthony and JLo still love money they’ve already sunk into her shitty reality show each other. [TooFab]

- Hopefully when Elton John said “for better or worse” he was including “drained of blood with soul eternally damned to hell.” [TMZ]

- The Complete Ryan Gosling Discography is why Al Gore invented The Internet. [BuzzFeed]

- Jake Gyllenhaal understands that to really appreciate a 9, you’ve gotta bang some 4′s. [Just Jared]

- Matt LeBlanc on how it feels to win a Golden Gl–OH MY GOD, REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE JOEY ON FRIENDS?! [Popsugar]

- Meryl Streep‘s award-winning performance gets a not-so-rave review. [FilmDrunk]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Belen Rodriguez [Heavy]

- The Hottest NFL Playoff WAGs of All Time: Not including Tim Tebow‘s lady because as it turns out God isn’t helping him get laid either. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Rick James

    She looks like Ozzie in drag.

  2. Jon Hex

    She’s a witch! Burn her!

  3. God is Black

    Its hard to be Half-Vulcan……..

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    Wtf. Is she jaundiced? Who the fuck told her this was a good look?

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    Gala = theme party

  6. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    Damn Biotch, Halloween was months ago !

  7. Oh, no. I have a bad feeling that another sex & pee tape is about to hit the Internet.

  8. I understand young girls want to look like their idols. So is Kelly’s idol Helen Mirren?

  9. Deacon Jones

    Wow, did she get a hug from Katie Price or something?

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    Her hair looks terrible.

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    Paul Phoenix
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    John Travolta went a bit far with his new toupee.

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    This is the laziest “Fifth Element” cosplay I’ve ever seen. The hair should be orange and the outfit should be white. Do your research Kelly.

  13. Lovely Sim

    Wow… she has such a pretty face (unlike Lady Gaga), so why is she doing all this theatrical crap?

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    Hey Popeye, How’s Olive

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    good for her for losing weight, unfortunately no matter what she does (unless she has plastic surgery) she will always look like Ozzy in a dress. That hair color is God awful, is it grey on purpose? Her foundation is clearly the wrong shade, if she has a stylist they need to be kicked in the face.

    • Paul Phoenix

      I like the white hair, it’s striking without being gauche. The problem is the rest of her – and the glaring contrast with her foundation, or her jaundice, or whatever that is.

  16. cc

    The female version of the Hulk turns lemon yellow instead of dark green…this photog got her halfway through her transformation.

  17. Schmidtler

    wow, all the colors one could color their hair, & she chooses ‘ashen grey’?
    so who is going to be the one to say ‘I’d hit it’? sheesh, even Kirstie Alley posts get an ‘I’d hit it’ in the first 10 comments.

  18. JC

    This Oompa Loompa is PAID to be on a show where she makes fun of the fashion choices of celebrities. Just mull on that for a while.

    • Elle2011

      Yes-this is one of the paid “Fashion Police” who critiques celebrities? While she has had her gastic bypass surgery to lose 100 punds, and a ton of plastic surgery on her face …Kelly O without any degree in art, design or an ounce of fashion design education, gets paid and is entitled as a “stylist”. That floors me! Not even a high school diploma & an insulting bully who doesnt think she needs to employ a stylist. Tim Gun peuked when her saw her on the red carpet.Go HOME!

  19. Oh look, it’s the new face of liver failure! Can’t wait for those commercials to air.

  20. Alex

    And this motherfucker claims to be the fashion police? Jaundice is not chic you idiot.

  21. zomgbie

    i think shes really rocking the 1970 devil worshipping cult movie look.

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    I love her silver hair, she just needs the rig foundation…NC15 by MAC is what I use…the litest they have with a blue undertone. Silver is cool, so the shade of her skin needs to be cool too. Nice try though!

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    She only had time for a quick outfit change after filming her guest spot on Walking Dead.

  24. Enidaj

    Somebody’s make up artist is in trouble. Poor girl.

  25. Alex

    And it would have been really nice to be considered equal to certain fellow employees and get today off from work. *covers head*

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    Jill Ess
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    She heard a rumor that they are still casting for the role of Jor-El

  27. D-chi

    It’s 2012. Never actually thought this was how the world would end, with “Estuans interius, ira vehementi!” ringing in my ears.

  28. MarkM


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  30. Christy

    Now!!! In technicolor!!!

  31. Rick

    I first thought this was a Madame Tussauds wax figure of her.

  32. AnnaDraconida


  33. You'd get half

    Ripe for a fucking grifter to take all that cash.

  34. Tommy Bradow

    Karma’s sweet.

    Xtina gets heavier than her but then she ends up looking more hideous in the facial department compared to her.

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    Glad she managed some time off. I’ve heard that Willy Wonka guy is a real asshole to work for.

  36. Venom

    How is her giving advice on fashion and beauty credible. If she dissed me on her show I would walk up to her in a live feed and just blast her for the fat, foul mouthed ugly troll that she is.

    I have no idea how she and her talentless mother are on TV.

  37. Jim

    Why would anyone do this on purpose. Her stylist really hated her, or he’s colorblind.

    • Schmidtler

      or retarded – you forgot that possibility.

      • Elle2011

        she doesn’t use a stylist because she is her own self-proclaimed stylist. send in the ego buster please & send her home with that nasty mouth…tastess rich bitch with zero education and NO talent. Boycott that Fashion Police show.

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    Awful.How can she be on FP when she looks so terrible? Christina looks better fat than Kelly looks old.

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    The Pope
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    Look at it this way, she set the bar at an all-time low. Now she can only look better from here on out. Unless she eats a bat. Maybe.

  40. It takes really good genetics to pull off the “Helen Mirren in a fit of Envy” look…

  41. Jay

    Just out of curiosity…….who shit on the dead person’s face?

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    Cock Dr
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    The dress is actually very nice especially for a fuller figured woman.
    Kelly had better lay off the tattoos. She’s starting to get that “graffitied wall” look.

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    So, her job these days is to criticise people’s outfits and looks on a tv show. Yet, the bitch looks like this and dresses like shit most of the time. E! really does hire any asshole, ret*rd spawn of a celebrity for their shows.

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    THIS. This right here is why I always keep a mirror in the shower. You wash the Shimmer Lights off when your fucking hair starts to turn purple. This isn’t a look, it’s what happens when you improperly tone.

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    Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode.. Hey! That’s my cirrhosis! He’s stealing my cirrhosis!

  46. I clicked that “Get The Look” tag and my computer spat at me.

  47. Sin

    Square face, yellow complection and bright pink lips. Fashion FAIL in every respect. She never was pretty to begin with and now she looks like a caricature of a clown.
    Why do they think she can comment on the Fashion Police when she is always a fashion fail?

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  49. Kelly Osbourne Art Of Elysium Gala
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    “Sign my back?”

  50. doctor snuggles

    the older………………….the frequier.

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