That was fast.
Just a few weeks after Madonna and daughter Lourdes Leon kicked Taylor Momsen to the curb for Kelly Osbourne, they’ve already rolled out the new campaign for Material Girl that looks completely realistic and not-at-all a CGI rendering enhanced by sorcery because that would be ridiculous. It’s not like Madonna’s out there sacrificing African children just to sell clothing. She needs that blood to fly.
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come on, she looks pretty awesome.
She looks like Sharon Osbourn…
That was the first thing I noticed!
well that’s odd…
Considering she is her mom and all!
She looks good.
They air-brished the $%#^& out of those pics. That said, good job, she looks 1/2 normal.
Wow, are you new to fashion photography? Obviously they’re fucking airbrushed, like they do with even the most perfect models, dipshit. It’s like kids now a days think they’re fucking hardcore Photoshop pros for pointing out typical airbrushing. Go back to copying deviantart tutorials.
Sincerely, a moody graphic designer.
You know it is good photoshopping when the pictures look good. =)
Proof positive that pounds of makeup, well selected camera angles, and excessive Photoshopping CAN make a troll look almost human.
In this case we also have to give proper credit to bulimia.
Agreed Gravy. Let’s also not forget, she’s not singing or talking in these pictures. Her voice is enough to send the dead running from their graves.
She definitely has a voice that sounds like a bulldog chewing on a bumblebee.
Airbrush for moon face? More like airbroom.
LOL
James Cameron may have revolutionized CGI effects for Avatar, but state of the art technology still can’t make Kelly Osbourne’s head look normal sized.
Looks like someone cut back on the cupcakes.
Yep. Now she is only 124 pounds of ugly.
60 pounds of that is just head.
was gona post something flippant about being careful not to end up like jarod from subway, turns out he didn’t really die from an infected stomach staple.? damn you snopes!!!
Looks like a lifesize bobblehead.
What were they thinking? She’s so unattractive. Even with the weight loss she’s very ugly.
That is a face that was made for oblique camera angles.
Strike 2
I don’t care how skinny she gets, she will never have a nice body.
she does have a great….dad
whats wrong with her body?
There is a roundness to her. Her calves are not long- they are short and round. She is just not of nice build. There are people born like that. It’s unfortunate- but most of them do not try and model, they just do the best with what they’ve got.
same thing that’s wrong with every dairy cow
I truly think you assbags have a serious misconception on how women look. They aren’t all 5’9″ and slender with melon tits. This little pocket rocket would be a gift for most of you basement dwellers.
Actually assmaggot most of us DO know what a normal woman looks like, but when looking at a MODEL we would prefer to look at someone who is attractive enough TO BE A MODEL. Now, be a good lil hunchback and crawl up your bell tower, Esmirelda won’t be visiting you today.
Eric has lowered his expectations so far that a chick with a bobblehead, tacky tattoos, and about 50 pounds of loose “used to be fat” skin, is perfectly acceptable for a FASHION MODEL.
exactly. she should NOT model.
my cock and balls invert when I look at her. fugly.
I would so fuck her. Goddamn!!!
Those clothes are stupid, but Kelly osbourne does look great.
I would SO fuck her. GoDDaMN!!
extremely fuckable
I bet all of you people going on about how “ugly” and “unttractive” Kelly O. is are real lookers yourselves, huh?
your comment drips of fat like a greasy cheeseburger made out of scrapings from kelly osbourne.
Compared to this? Yes, yes I am.
I happen to be very attractive. Not all people who comment on the internet are fat and ugly.
Ahhhh Mandi, crusader for the fat and ugly.
Damn, the photoshop wouldn’t even put that head on that body. They had to get the model to hold it on.
Say what you want but Taylor is way hotter than the Ozzy reversed mini me
amen taylor’s got one rockin body, even if her weight’s goin in the other direction. seein her next month :D
She looks fantastic. The clothes are a little meh, though.
I would certainly like to go boom in her box! I can’t believe I just said that about Kelly Osbourne…
It’s actually Taylor Mumsen’s body with KO’s head. Sharon did it herself on Windows 7 with Cloud.
YOU WIN.
ALL ABOARD! AH HA HA HA…Dunnat………….Dunnant..dunaant……Dunnant..I,I, I…..
taylor momsen is skinnier, and would insist on wearing black lace tights and stripper heels.
Her hair looks a bit weird in this one. It looks like the photo editor used the wrong kind of blur on it. Surface blur, maybe? Not something I would use on hair. =(
they photoshop EVRYONE…even those so called “perfect” tall skinny models…
She’s turning into a bird, look at her leg
Ha! Thats funny….I noticed the freaky leg too
that was my first thought, too
She looks super cute. Nice ad campaign.
weight loss does wonders for sex appeal. proud to say i rubbed one out to Kelly for the first time.
Dude, your disgusting!
In the second picture her right hand looks like Hell Boy’s hand. It’s way too big.
I’ve heard of photoshopping, but placing a slimmed-down head on the body of a girl that is 1/100th her actual size and then slapping on some tattoos is ridiculous.
Fuck me, Ozzy looks a mess.
You know what gets me about this cunt? When she was fat it was all “I don’t care, I’m emo, fuck skinny girls, I’m gonna wear fuck off eye liner and have shitty hair”. Now it’s turned into a Paris Hilton wannabe. Shallow twat.
Aaaan relax.
Yeah flipping through “The evolution of Kelly Osbourne” made it to forbes top ten roller coaster ride of 2010….
And I blamed mom for this….
An amalgamation of the formerly relevant with the never relevant. End result. no one gives a s***.
She looks good for one of those chubby, slightly fat chicks who lost a ton of weight and were stuck with a head way too big for their body. Yeah, she looks alright
Are they selling clothes or graffiti-ed walls? “Our clothes suck, so let’s slap the logo right across them and make everything else distracting!”
OH WHAT LOL
That’s extreme photoshopping
Good Job for hiring someone and then just photoshop the hell outta it!
Why not photoshop a black person into a white person instead
I understand Adobe developed a special filter just to make to make her jaw seem more human.
Jeez, those boombox purses are really getting out of hand.
I see Joan Rivers and the Fashion Police influence over Kelly is growing stronger! Now, Posing for Madonna and daughter’s clothing line….Next, The Osborn version of “What Not To Wear!”, which should include anything from a clothing line owned by Madonna and Lourdes!
no doubt: A DOG FOOD COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!
am I the only one bothered by the very weird angle her knee is in?
Shes obviously stopped eating. Prob realised that after so many guys treated her like crap the only way she was going to get treated well by a man was to get thin. It’s sad but I understand it.
Wayyy better than Taylor Swift. Sick of her crybaby ass.
She used to be an unattractive young lady. Now she is still unattractive.
Who knew there was an angle that didn’t make her head look like and orange on a toothpick.
sexy
i liked her better with meat on her bones.
on another note, those clothes are fking ugly!
When did she get hot? I mean, aside from the ridiculous tattoos.