Kelly Osbourne Called Christina Aguilera a Fat C-Word (Churro? I Bet It’s Churro)

August 4th, 2011 // 84 Comments

Because we’re just playing God now, Kelly Osbourne and Joan Rivers were put in the same room together for an episode of E!’s Fashion Police where apparently their unholy coven turned its attention to Christina Aguilera and, I dunno, tried to necromance her. I hear that’s the thing these days. Us Magazine reports:

After Joan Rivers, 78, said Aguilera looked “stuffed into” a Givenchy LBD at an event in Munich, Germany last month (and likened her to “Snooki’s Scandinavian cousin”), Osbourne chimed in: “Maybe she is just becoming the fat bitch she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a cunt to me. And she bought my house!”
Osbourne’s digs at 30-year-old Aguilera’s fluctuating weight didn’t end there. “She called me fat for so many fucking years,” Osbourne continued, “so you know what? Fuck you! You’re fat too.”

While I like to think of this as a refined, civilized site resting above the fray of petty squabbles over outward appearances, Kelly Osbourne made this picture with Coco happen, and a Lannister always pays his debts. Also, from November 2010 to July 2011 I would’ve bet you both of my testicles Christina Aguilera was with child. Now it’s just one because I don’t give up on dreams.

Photo: Splash News


  1. Mr. Oozo

    maybe it was COCKWHORE?!

  2. Gigi

    Has Kelly checked out the mirror lately? She’s got a few chins working there and she’s about 5 to 10 pounds of being busting out of her outfits. Watch it girl. Might bight you on your butt.

  3. Feebs

    Why have a go at Kelly? She’s just making a point that Christina was a bitch to her first and now she’s in the same boat.

  4. Michelle

    Commenting only for that Game of Thrones reference :D

  5. kay

    Kelly has no business calling anyone fat as far as I can see, she’s been gaining back some weight herself. She is a butterface, you maybe smaller but you sure are ugly. Again, why is Kelly even famous? And to be a judge on Fashion, coming from a girl who dresses for Halloween everyday? And I don’t think it’s karma on Christina’s part for the simple fact that Kelly started the food when she ran her mouth off on the Ozzy show and obviously Christina wasn’t going to have it. That’s how it started and Kelly is still going at it because she’s an immature CUNT

  6. Kelly Osbourne Christina Aguilera Feud
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    she looks like a tranny

  7. Kelly Osbourne Christina Aguilera Feud
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    Kelly Osbourne used to be fat herself.

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