Kelly Osbourne Called Christina Aguilera a Fat C-Word (Churro? I Bet It’s Churro)
Because we’re just playing God now, Kelly Osbourne and Joan Rivers were put in the same room together for an episode of E!’s Fashion Police where apparently their unholy coven turned its attention to Christina Aguilera and, I dunno, tried to necromance her. I hear that’s the thing these days. Us Magazine reports:
After Joan Rivers, 78, said Aguilera looked “stuffed into” a Givenchy LBD at an event in Munich, Germany last month (and likened her to “Snooki’s Scandinavian cousin”), Osbourne chimed in: “Maybe she is just becoming the fat bitch she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a cunt to me. And she bought my house!”
Osbourne’s digs at 30-year-old Aguilera’s fluctuating weight didn’t end there. “She called me fat for so many fucking years,” Osbourne continued, “so you know what? Fuck you! You’re fat too.”
While I like to think of this as a refined, civilized site resting above the fray of petty squabbles over outward appearances, Kelly Osbourne made this picture with Coco happen, and a Lannister always pays his debts. Also, from November 2010 to July 2011 I would’ve bet you both of my testicles Christina Aguilera was with child. Now it’s just one because I don’t give up on dreams.
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