When Kelly Clarkson was born, she must’ve really pissed off God considering he felt the need to curse her with the worst body type imaginable: Chunky with no boobs. However, despite claims about loving her “real body,” Kelly’s been looking noticeably slimmer lately which you’d just assume was done out of concern for her health and to be a strong, independent woman, except not really, she just doesn’t want to die alone. People reports:
I would love to say that it had something to do with my work, but it doesn’t,” Clarkson, 30, whose new singing competition Duets premieres Thursday, told reporters during a conference call. “I have a boyfriend, and if I’m being completely honest, no one likes to be not toned when you are dating someone.”
Having revved up her workout routine and by restricting her diet, Clarkson says the pounds have come off.
Jokes aside, this is actually kind of impressive considering most women put on weight once they get into a relationship, or in Jessica Simpson‘s case, just go straight to pregnant to get out of exercising with Tracy Anderson. So we really should be applauding Kelly Clarkson who if you tell me doesn’t require constant validation through forced opinions on trivial household items (Looking at you, new bath rug.) I’ll probably need a new pair of pants. I mean, yay, love! Wheeee!
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Hold that pose long enough, Kelly, and you too can get your picture taken with Bill Clinton.
Good first step. Now if she can just learn to stop talking back and keep the house cleaner, maybe he won’t have to lose his temper so much.
She’s dating Chris Brown?
If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.
She BEEFS.
She’ll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of “From Justin to Kelly” she used to shit in the shower and heel it down the drain.
You are so awesome
She lost weight? Well, she didn’t lose enough. She still has about 50 pounds to go.
Kelly may have lost weight, but her upper arms and thighs are still fat.
Her blubt will return, guaranteed.
That’s what happens when you make sammiches for someone besides yourself.
“You’re right, Kelly, it just might fit in there after all.”
wait… she has a boyfriend? i thought she was a carpet muncher?
Is this how she lost weight? The Alicia Silverstone Diet?
Frankly I’m disappointed in her.
ABC and Entertainment Weekly must be pretty hard up if they’re renting out their red carpet for these auditions for an all-female KISS tribute band.
man face
Nice pose. I might be alone, but I actually REALLY liked Kelly with a little extra weight on her.
I don’t know if losing your boobs counts as losing weight…
Sure, Kelly got some tubes. But she also got some pipes.
“You want to know how I got these scars? “
Still rotted and busted.
Whats up with that ugly-forced-stupid smile?
“Hoagie me!”
OK Photoshop, you know what to do.
i went to walmart today – she is at least a walmart 7. a real life 4, but a walmart 7.
She REALLY needs some implants. Nothing huge, just big B or small Cs.
her face is still square.
she may be rich, but her kids will be ugly
Why is everyone so rude? I think she’s very beautiful and I’m glad she’s being honest.
You’re new here aren’t you.
I must admit, I’ve always wanted to see Kelly in that pose…
Y’all are so mean…..Kelly is such a beautiful young lady with a wonderful voice. I would be proud to be her friend or mother. Kelly struggles with her weight, but so what…..
I remember that old pic of her in a bikini. I would love to have some fun with her butt. I’d love to pound her butthole from behind.
Nasty Butler,
I agree with you, bro. I used to fap to those old Kelly Clarkson bikini pictures constantly. She still looks good though. I’d be thrilled if I could get a chance to bang her in the butt.
The itty bitty titty commitee
I bet she’s insane in bed. Her ass is outstanding.
I’d like to do Kelly in the butt and then pull out and spray my seed on that other chick’s face.
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