Music mogul Clive Davis‘ autobiography The Soundtrack of My Life came out yesterday which you probably heard about when he spoiled the surprise that everyone becomes bisexual when they turn 50, (That’s right, everyone.). And now you’re hearing about it more because it pissed off Kelly Clarkson who fired off an open letter accusing Davis of bullying her by misrepresenting her work on her albums. An accusation that he responded to this morning by basically saying his publisher has fact-checkers, so feel free to read both sides if you want. Although, I’ll save you a bunch of time by saying neither one details how they conspired together to kill Whitney Houston. Like we wouldn’t notice.