Music mogul Clive Davis‘ autobiography The Soundtrack of My Life came out yesterday which you probably heard about when he spoiled the surprise that everyone becomes bisexual when they turn 50, (That’s right, everyone.). And now you’re hearing about it more because it pissed off Kelly Clarkson who fired off an open letter accusing Davis of bullying her by misrepresenting her work on her albums. An accusation that he responded to this morning by basically saying his publisher has fact-checkers, so feel free to read both sides if you want. Although, I’ll save you a bunch of time by saying neither one details how they conspired together to kill Whitney Houston. Like we wouldn’t notice.
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“the surprise that everyone becomes bisexual when they’re 50″
Wait what now?
PLEASE listen to me! I’m still important… to me.
Mediocre pop star manufactured by reality TV tries to increase profile by refuting the details of her own manufacture.
Sounds about right.
What is this fucker 200 years old who gives a fuck about your sex habits dude? Oh and you’re gay you’ve been taking it up the ass for over twenty years.
“They told me this awards show would have a backstage buffet, y’all!”
Even the lesbians are like (yeesh, get the fuck away from us).
‘his publisher has fact-checkers’…really means ‘we know people at Dairy Queen’
“Meatball sub, bitches!”
Look, I ordered a 3-ft long sandwich not a foot-long sandwich.
“I just wanted to say, my initials are KC not KFC. Thank you.”
Very interesting outfit Portia has on there. She may be a lesbian, but she is still hot.
Hey y’all, next year I’ll be this big. Then YOU can suck it, Adele.
I’d do her in whichever hole she requested.
She looks so much better as a brunette :(