Kelly Brook’s Still In A Bikini And Other News

February 5th, 2013 // 34 Comments

- Why it might be too soon for Jennifer Lawrence to win an Oscar. [Lainey Gossip]

- Donald Trump is literally suing Bill Maher over a joke bet. This was who some of you wanted to be president. [Dlisted]

- Sexy women in sports bras? Who would want to see that? (You. You want to see that.) [theCHIVE]

- Rambo supports the assault weapon ban. [Gossip Cop]

- Johnny Depp apparently doesn’t age. [BuzzFeed]

- Morena Baccarin posed for GQ UK and Jesus Christ… [Popoholic]

- Fall Out Boy got back together and released a song. Goddammit. [TooFab]

- The Magic Mike Broadway musical will include lap dances. [FilmDrunk]

- But sadly none of those lap dances will be performed by Justene Jaro on me. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Ashley Greene got trashed for the Super Bowl in New Orleans. [Celebslam]

- And Sara Sampio in lingerie, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. It’s be the best 20 seconds of her life. Guaranteed.

  2. Kelly Brook Bikini
    IQ Moron
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    Is she getting fat or something?! I remember the boobs being so big. But everything else?!?!

  3. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    Homina homina homina

  4. Well, having looked at these, I can honestly say this will probably be the high point of my day. Possibly the whole week.

  5. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    she looks chunky to me. her 15 minutes are almost up.

  6. She’s getting dumpy as hell. Her stomach is almost as big as her boobs now. Feel free to throw up some vintage Kelly Brook!

  7. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    “That’s right, Mr. Binky, it makes Billy Zane a real disappointment.”

  8. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    “Kelly, look it’s Jon Hamm!”

  9. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    “Oh, Orca, you couldn’t wait two minutes for ME??”

  10. AnnaD.

    Honestly… she looks like she’s gained at least 15 pounds over the past couple of months.

  11. Cock Dr

    I take these photos as proof that a white woman can be bootylicious.

  12. Please continue to post Kelly Brook pics. She appeals to the contingent of hetero men who like women that are built like women. Miley in a bikini is still fun, but this is what women actually look like.

  13. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    She is getting to old for this and should either a.) hit the gym if she wants to keep up with the nubiles or b) gracefully move into a one-piece bathing suit.

    • Or c) disgracefully move into a one-room apartment with me.

    • Bill

      what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  14. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    It’d take Kai the Hatchetman to keep me away from that.

  15. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    She is So. Freaking. Hot.

    But then, every once in a while, there’s a straight-on shot of her face and she seems to have “Austin Powers Mouth.”

    It’s disconcerting.

  16. Gary Grant

    I don’t care if she becomes the Pillsbury Doughgirl. I’d push it to make her giggle.

  17. tom

    vulgar-o-meter has just exploded

  18. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    Her ass is wide and flat, that being said, she’s probably at her peak right now.

  19. Kelly Brook Bikini
    Missing Zoom
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    Rot in HELL whoever decided to do away with the zoom button!

  20. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    She looks beautiful. I’m sure you all look great, t—oh, wait. No, you all probably have zits on your twig dicks. Next.

  21. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    More weight, yes… but it sure as hell went to all the right places.

  22. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    There’s enough baby fat there for two girls

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