Kelly Brook’s in a Bikini Again

February 3rd, 2011 // 23 Comments

It’s been way too long since Kelly Brook has been on the site, and I promise it has absolutely nothing to do with her turning 31 as some have suggested. I just couldn’t see the only parts of her that matter, that’s all. I’m not some sort of asshole. Anyway, here she is in Miami yesterday which I thought would be a nice diversion from Charlie Sheen and the inevitable charging of Lindsay Lohan with theft only to turn around and let her choose her own punishment. “Hmm, I pick.. shopping! WHEE!”


Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News


  1. Bucky Barnes

    Doesn’t that swimsuit comes with water wings?

  2. Hans Island

    Less than stellar ass.

  3. Deacon Jones


    I’ve seen grandmas wear skimpier bikinis than this. ON WEED.

  4. Mortimer Duke

    These do nothing for me unless I get to see her big erect nipples.

    • Mortimer Duke

      Bleh. Too much padding for any nipple protrusions. And that shot where she is bending over, shes all twat and no ass. I likes some ass.

  5. Talk Hard

    Charlie Sheen would not approve but I do.

  6. Bucky Barnes

    That first photo is a little odd. The way she’s grasping that robe weenie suggests she has experience with horses… Maybe she can play Carol in the remake of Mister Ed.
    Ed: “WILBURRR, here comes that woman again.”
    Wilbur: “Ed, that’s just my wife, you know Carol.”
    Ed: “Tell her to warm her hands this time.”
    Carol: (entering) “Oh there you are, talking to your silly cow again.”
    Wilbur: “C-c-cow?”
    Carol: “Yes, dear. You’ve been so busy lately that I’ve been helping out with the milking but it hardly gives any milk and it tastes TERRIBLE.”
    Wilbur: “ED!”
    Ed: “Mooooooooooooo!”

  7. jojo

    Tapping that would be enjoyable if I dare say.

  8. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    what, no comments yet?! she looks stunning

  9. Kelly Brook Bikini
    glace neuf
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    i’d hit it, quit it, then re-hit it

  10. chuck

    i’d like to “express ” myself on those tittas ……

  11. Richard McBeef

    “I just couldn’t see the only parts of her that matter, that’s all.”

    So I looked at all 19 pics and didn’t see any taint.

  12. S'up Bitches

    Personally, I don’t get why everybody fawns over this bitch. I know I am going to get complaints from the fat chcks and chubby chasers, but his whore is kinda chunky, and isn’t exactly stellar looking. Fuckable, sure, but hot enough to be famous? Nah….

    • tod

      Chubby? Chunky? Really!? what a fucken stupid comment

      • s'up bitches

        Yo, fat chick. Nothing personal. I just think she could lose a few. Just relax and go back to your deep fried chocolate cake. No problems here. No problems here.

  13. GrandDragon

    Girl we’ve been together such a long long time. And when you’re near me, my heart does shine. So i got to axe before we start, it’s a question straight from the heart:

    Can i see one tittay? ohhh girl. Just give me one tittay…oooooh.

    I just want to see one of your titties, girl

  14. Apostate

    As luscious a figure as ever at 31….

  15. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    See, Cheryl Burke? This is an ass shot. THAT’s how you do it.

  16. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    Hey, where’d these come from?

  17. See Alice

    What a beautiful women !

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