It’s been way too long since Kelly Brook has been on the site, and I promise it has absolutely nothing to do with her turning 31 as some have suggested. I just couldn’t see the only parts of her that matter, that’s all. I’m not some sort of asshole. Anyway, here she is in Miami yesterday which I thought would be a nice diversion from Charlie Sheen and the inevitable charging of Lindsay Lohan with theft only to turn around and let her choose her own punishment. “Hmm, I pick.. shopping! WHEE!”
Enjoy.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News



































Doesn’t that swimsuit comes with water wings?
You funny!!!
Less than stellar ass.
Perhaps…but the rest is stellar…what i’d do to sink my wad in that cleavage…
Meh.
I’ve seen grandmas wear skimpier bikinis than this. ON WEED.
dayum lol she’s not the one on free for all is she?? :-)
These do nothing for me unless I get to see her big erect nipples.
Bleh. Too much padding for any nipple protrusions. And that shot where she is bending over, shes all twat and no ass. I likes some ass.
Charlie Sheen would not approve but I do.
That first photo is a little odd. The way she’s grasping that robe weenie suggests she has experience with horses… Maybe she can play Carol in the remake of Mister Ed.
Ed: “WILBURRR, here comes that woman again.”
Wilbur: “Ed, that’s just my wife, you know Carol.”
Ed: “Tell her to warm her hands this time.”
Carol: (entering) “Oh there you are, talking to your silly cow again.”
Wilbur: “C-c-cow?”
Carol: “Yes, dear. You’ve been so busy lately that I’ve been helping out with the milking but it hardly gives any milk and it tastes TERRIBLE.”
Wilbur: “ED!”
Ed: “Mooooooooooooo!”
Tapping that would be enjoyable if I dare say.
what, no comments yet?! she looks stunning
i’d hit it, quit it, then re-hit it
i’d like to “express ” myself on those tittas ……
“I just couldn’t see the only parts of her that matter, that’s all.”
So I looked at all 19 pics and didn’t see any taint.
Personally, I don’t get why everybody fawns over this bitch. I know I am going to get complaints from the fat chcks and chubby chasers, but his whore is kinda chunky, and isn’t exactly stellar looking. Fuckable, sure, but hot enough to be famous? Nah….
Chubby? Chunky? Really!? what a fucken stupid comment
Yo, fat chick. Nothing personal. I just think she could lose a few. Just relax and go back to your deep fried chocolate cake. No problems here. No problems here.
Girl we’ve been together such a long long time. And when you’re near me, my heart does shine. So i got to axe before we start, it’s a question straight from the heart:
Can i see one tittay? ohhh girl. Just give me one tittay…oooooh.
I just want to see one of your titties, girl
As luscious a figure as ever at 31….
See, Cheryl Burke? This is an ass shot. THAT’s how you do it.
Hey, where’d these come from?
What a beautiful women !