Clearly the Good Lord has taken favor with my assault on Chris Brown and has seen fit to reward me with even more pics of Kelly Brook in a bikini this morning. Granted, I don’t believe in God, but I’m honestly at a loss to explain where these came from. Evolution? Aurora Borealis? Who knows? It’s like looking at Stonehenge which, coincidentally, I’ve also dreamt about putting my penis in. — Purely for science!
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