Kelly Brook’s Giant Breasts Are Back

February 4th, 2014 // 76 Comments

Yesterday, after a series of depressing posts about heroin addiction and child molesting, Kelly Brook’s breasts rose up out of the ocean like majestic sea otters and washed away the bad feelings, so why not do that all over again? More importantly, it’ll keep you busy you while I clean up all this coffee thanks to David McIntosh‘s boner knocking over my mu- no no no no, not my figurines! Aw, you dick.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
    Cock Dr
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    The water must not be too cold down there in Miami.
    Get her back to the room and show her how much you love her.

  2. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
    Cock Dr
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    Looks like a nice vacation.

  3. it had to be said

    Nice boner, dude.

  4. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    I suspect there’s some serious back and forth boob envy going on in that household.

  5. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    Luke Cage makes a splash with his return to the dating scene. Or at least a sploosh.

  6. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    Sweet boner

  7. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    That’s an its in face if I have ever seen one….

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    uncle ruckus
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    She is sloppy as fuck!

    • John

      Go back to looking at Miley Cyrus leave the curvy women to guys who don’t like preteen bodies.

      • I couldn’t agree with you more.

      • uncle ruckus

        There’s a difference between curvy (Beyonce, Sofia Vergara, JLo, etc…) and sloppy. She is sloppy.

      • Your list is only of women of color. (IMO Sofia Vergara and JLo are curvy and beautiful. Beyonce’s curvy, but not as hot as the other 2.) Do you think that white females in general with curves look sloppy or is it just Kelly Brooke in particular that you think looks sloppy?

      • Uncle Ruckus

        No, I don’t think that all white women with curves look sloppy. Kelly The Belly Brooks is definitely sloppy. From the chest up, she is nails. I feel the same way about Kate Upton. Sloppy body but from the chest up she is a knock out. She could take some notes from Brooklyn Decker.

    • the clock is ticking but for right now, there is still a lot of fun to be had, homeboy aint gonna be around that long anyway

  9. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    Well in his defense she gives me a boner to.. and in the following pics she was apparently riding it while they were in the water so she needs to get him back to the room asap…

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    uncle ruckus
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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand… its in!

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    uncle ruckus
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    Kim Kardashian body

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    DrRic
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    Given that he is clearly on all the juice, guy is doing well to get anything up.

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    Ralph
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    This is just great. “We’ll have another round of plastic surgery for her and more steroids for him.”

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    gary coleman's ghost
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    That’s no boner. That’s just how we roll.

  15. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    Someone needs to release a sex tape.

    Preferably of her on her back getting plowed. Up and down, up and down

  16. this dbag would rather look at himself in the mirror than to eat Ms. Brooks asshole like it deserves to be. disappointed in your choice, Kelly…

  17. Walking the Ol’ Jon Hamm huh?

  18. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    Excuse me sir, which way is north?

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    John
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    You really want to see that dude’s junk that badly?

  20. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    Seriously feeling more than adequate after seeing this picture.

  21. Kimmykimkim

    Got dayum.

  22. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    This is the official poster for the new movie, Mandingo 2: Dingies by the Sea

  23. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
    IdDoThat
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    “Wait… I gotta pee.”

  24. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
    IdDoThat
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    “Sweet-assed flotation devices, I had NO idea!”

  25. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
    IdDoThat
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    “Is it in yet…? THAT tickles!”

  26. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    LOL! I can’t say I blame you, dude. She’s Kelly Brook. I bet he had a boner yesterday too, but the jorts kept it down.

  27. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    She’s so beautiful. Lucky guy.

  28. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    I think she just got done helping him get rid of that boner. The ocean is a good mask for public sex.

  29. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    You should be smiling, dude. Millions of men would kill to be where you are. I know I would.

  30. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    That’s a beautiful shot.

  31. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    She makes a change from the usual size zero models with flat chests.

  32. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    “Let’s deal with boner. Can’t have you scaring the children”

  33. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
    anonym
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    She’s thinking the water sex didn’t go so well.

    he’s saying, “uh, the water was too cold”

  34. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    Wee girl in background has decided on her future career.

  35. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    After seeing how much publicity, and notoriety, that Stephanie Seymour received before, Kelly thought she should have her own boner-boy on display.

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    anonym
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    not everyone likes a big fat horse cock. clearly kelly prefers average size

  37. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    “It’s twue! It’s twue!”

  38. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    “Is that an eel in your pants or are you just happy to se– Blimey! That is an eel!”

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    Jack Ketch
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    Goddammit, some pix make her tits look fake and in others they look totally real. When she posed for Playboy they looked real. Today? Real. Verdict – real. A rarity these days.

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    dr blue
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    Nice tits! This dude is in B-cup territory.!

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    AweseomeTownie
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    bursting out

  42. Kelly Brook Bikini David McIntosh Boner
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    Y’all be hatin’ on his hog, but you have to admit that he has bigger boobs than Kelly.

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    Jentilly
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    Hey let’s go this way!

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    BlackManUSA
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    “ok Kell, 8 more inches…”

    “Awww bloody hell!!!”

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    BlackManUSA
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    “AAAYYYYEEEEE!!! YOU SAID JUST THE TIP!!!”

    “uh…I’m black”

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    BlackManUSA
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    “wow…those rufies worked better than expected”

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    unableunwilling
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    I can’t tell who’s chest I’m supposed to be looking at.

  48. Kelly Brook

    You have Nice Collection of Kelly Brook wallpapers. I have also some more sexy and hot wallpapers of Hollywood hot actress Kelly Brook.

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    steroids
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    You should have seen that thing before I came in on the scene. You’re welcome average-sized wiener male population.

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    mikeJ
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    love her armpits

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