Kelly Brook’s Giant Breasts Are Back

Yesterday, after a series of depressing posts about heroin addiction and child molesting, Kelly Brook’s breasts rose up out of the ocean like majestic sea otters and washed away the bad feelings, so why not do that all over again? More importantly, it’ll keep you busy you while I clean up all this coffee thanks to David McIntosh’s boner knocking over my mu- no no no no, not my figurines! Aw, you dick.

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