Kelly Brook’s Breasts are Still in Swimwear

June 29th, 2010 // 61 Comments

Here’s Kelly Brook in Barbados today where she continued to remind everyone that large breasts are the only thing that matter about anything. Except in the case of Coco who proved they can’t distract from a horribly mis-shaven vagina which was like finding out Santa isn’t real all over again. “Her breasts are so huge, but yet I still see what’s going on down there. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!”

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Comments (61)

  1. Cartdaddydollaz | June 29, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    first

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | June 29, 2010 at 3:33 pm

      Great Body. This women is a 10!

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  2. Rush | June 29, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    first? really?

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    • Randal | June 29, 2010 at 3:24 pm

      O… M… G!

      Kelly has an AMAZING landing strip that you can clearly see through her tight fitting and well plastered bathing suit that cups every curve and bulge as if she was draped in saranwrap.

      Her smile captivates but it’s only a matter of time before the eyes follow each voluptuous curve down from her head to her tiny toes.

      Randal gives you a five star ggggrrroooowwwllllll my little honey bee.

      Randal

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      • steele | June 29, 2010 at 3:32 pm

        that’s not a landing strip, that’s a camel-toe. big difference.

      • Randal(l) | June 29, 2010 at 4:21 pm

        I like to look at her titties and pussy.

        Randal(l) gives you a three tug ssssssploooooooooge

        Randal(l)

  3. Token | June 29, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    I stood up and clapped when I saw this. My teacher told me to sit down and shut up.

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    • Gen | June 29, 2010 at 3:23 pm

      That’s pretty funny if it’s true. Except you’re probably pretty uncomfortable right now if you’re still in class. Hahahaha.

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    • Nameless | June 30, 2010 at 2:15 am

      Do not be ashamed. Show your teacher. He’ll agree with you and might even give you an “A”.

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  4. Mep | June 29, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    She’s a damn fine looking woman

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  5. Skittles | June 29, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    Ok. REALLY BORING. REALLY OVERRATED. NEXT.
    Where did Jessica Lowndes go?

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | June 29, 2010 at 4:54 pm

      Can not overrate a 10. Jessica Lowndes? You must like 12 year old boys.

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      • bar room hero | June 29, 2010 at 6:27 pm

        dudes that like girls like JL make me wonder…

        this is a REAL woman!

      • Nameless | June 30, 2010 at 2:17 am

        Anyone with a name like Skittles likes the gay rainbow taste in his mouth.

  6. Pico Mornay | June 29, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    First!!!! Very Very Very Fuckable!!!!

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    • Rush | June 29, 2010 at 3:43 pm

      I was also not first yet claimed it, but you weren’t even close.

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  7. Deacon Jones | June 29, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    Wow, this broad gets hotter and hotter.

    She’s clearly an attention whore (translation: sucks cock and possibly does anal to please multiple men because Daddy left Mommy)

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  8. sean | June 29, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    God is not pleased with you posting these pictures. All it does is make people think of sinning. Whacking off is a sin. Fornication is a sin.

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | June 29, 2010 at 3:31 pm

      sean, Fuck Off.

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    • Randal(l) | June 29, 2010 at 4:23 pm

      I want to sin all over her tits

      Randal(l)

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    • dr. doctor | June 30, 2010 at 10:58 pm

      Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.

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  9. pimp | June 29, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    i guess it’s time to jack off again…

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  10. FrankNfrtr | June 29, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    SW – it is my opinion that you are being tickled like a trout by this woman.
    That is understandable.
    Unless you’ve got fresh, genuine “NSFW” material, please find something new.

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | June 29, 2010 at 3:34 pm

      We want every photo of her you can find!

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  11. umphhh | June 29, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    Isn’t this woman old? Almost 40??

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    • steele | June 29, 2010 at 3:36 pm

      She’s 31.

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      • Da Trooooooof Hertzzz | June 29, 2010 at 3:47 pm

        Well 31 can be rounded to 40. She is old folks, lets move on.

    • Anon | June 30, 2010 at 2:20 am

      Guaranteed you don’t look half this good at your age now.

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  12. jason | June 29, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    Fat. Way overrated. Big breasts? They sag. Look at those chunky thighs. Are you guys that starved for sexy bodies that you think this is pleasing to look at? She’s not hot. She’s average, and considering that she hasn’t given birth yet she’s below average because she’ll really chunk out after pregnancy.

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    • Rush | June 29, 2010 at 3:48 pm

      By no means is she fat, although I will admit she has a big waist. Not an issue, really.

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    • Deacon Jones | June 29, 2010 at 4:05 pm

      hahaha, “below average” to what exactly Jason?

      I’ve pulled some very fine tail, from various parts of the developed world, and I’d like to hear, kind sir, where exactly is your backdrop of women coming from?

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    • ZippytheWonderSlug | June 29, 2010 at 4:11 pm

      I feel sorry for you, jason. If this woman doesn’t do it for you, maybe Fish will post some pictures of Olive Oyl for you. Then you can whack off to your hearts content!

      Reply
    • frisbeeken | June 29, 2010 at 4:56 pm

      Yeah ok, like if she was spread eagle in front you’d walk away right?

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    • Brutus the beefcake | June 29, 2010 at 5:09 pm

      More cushion for the pushin’!!!

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    • Anon | June 30, 2010 at 2:22 am

      Seriously who cares what u think? Go jerk off to the dudes of Twilight and leave the rest of us in peace.

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    • Mancuso | July 1, 2010 at 8:21 am

      Suckabagodicks, Jason.

      Reply
  13. Gando | June 29, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    This tantalizing,alluring nymph is in possession of fascinating curves.

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  14. OnTheRealThough | June 29, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    Please continue to post pics of Kelly Brook. This is one naturally beautiful white bitch.

    She looks good when she wakes up in the morning, and you don’t have to worry about shit falling apart when she gets old. That’s my kinda woman.

    Oh, ANNNNNNNNDDDD she has a sexy British accent?? HELL YES!!

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  15. Papa Smurf | June 29, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    DO NOT WANT!

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  16. Cardinal Fang | June 29, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    Currrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrves. Very nice. Done with the skinny bitches and the “cramming them down our throat” ethnic girls that ain’t hot in the least.

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  17. fstguyinalittleshirt | June 29, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    i just love her. she can scramble my eggs any time.

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  18. ZippytheWonderSlug | June 29, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    I just love hips you can grab onto and hold while you’re banging her from behind!! I could die a happy man if I could only watch those tits bouncing while she was riding me. :)

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  19. salsa | June 29, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    Cameltoe!!!!

    Nice rack BTW

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    • Pablito | June 29, 2010 at 4:57 pm

      That is one fine camel toe.

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  20. Ron Burgandy's BallSack | June 29, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    I’d lick that camel toe 24/7

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  21. Brutus the beefcake | June 29, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    Oh what I would do to her….. Her nipples match the rest of her body. Big, thick, juicy and made to be in my mouth.

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    • Brutus the beefcake | June 29, 2010 at 5:21 pm

      I have two words…. Survival Island.

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  22. bar room hero | June 29, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    H O T

    I would do her every which way from Sunday…or however that saying goes.

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  23. toastaface | June 29, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    She is a goddess! thank you mother nature for making such beauty, and good gawd what i would give to get good and close with her.

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  24. anonym | June 29, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    nice camel toe

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  25. viggaz | June 29, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    i’d roll the dice and have me some clams casino :)

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  26. captain america | June 29, 2010 at 11:52 pm

    pffffffffffffff: THOSE PATHETIC AMERICANS!!

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  27. wooddick | June 30, 2010 at 7:57 am

    Where is photo of horribly mis-shaven vagina ?

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  28. Greenbean | June 30, 2010 at 8:22 am

    google it!

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  29. See Alice | June 30, 2010 at 8:32 am

    Over the top Hot! Thank you Mother nature !

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  30. Kaz | July 1, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    My mom alot like kate winslet

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  31. Kaz | July 1, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    I miss u mom ,she’s in denmark ,, and i’m in here

    Reply
  32. Slig | July 1, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    Aaa hot body like me any one want i ready ….

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  33. Slig | July 3, 2010 at 11:15 am

    Oooh boring yestarday i sleep with she so boring

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  34. Ryan | July 24, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    She is so overrated its unreal… I see much better girls out on the street and her face is very average… boring

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  35. mike | August 4, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    She is a beautiful woman, fantastic shape and stunning smile.

    Reply

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