Granted, Kelly Brook naked on the cover of Love is only one post below this, it’d be a crime against the art of cinema if I didn’t post these pics of her at the premiere of Piranha 3D last night immediately. For those of you who don’t know, Piranha 3D is a movie featuring Kelly Brook completely naked – IN 3-GODDAMN-D. So we’re basically talking the version of Citizen Kane Orson Welles would’ve made had he possessed the ingenuity and foresight to realize movies about sleds bore me to tears. To prove my point, 100 years from now, some genius director will release a movie where the British starlet physically fellates you in the theater and people will be calling it the Piranha 3D of their generation. You don’t have to agree with me now, but let’s all plan to meet up at that time and give me high fives at its premiere for being right. I’ll be the guy in the top hat.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
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Bitches!!
I have no idea who this female is. From the looks of it I’d like to meet her though…
I just found out that this woman is English. thats how much i know about this woman
I just came.
so it’s only gona be brooke, blake, and snookie every day from now on?
yknow a good measure of intelligence is original thought..
not lookin’ so great here. meh.
You know how I know you’re gay?
I am not gay. People are really quite rude on this site.
I agree that people are mean on this sight, but she looks absolutely stunning.. I can’t believe anyone could actually disagree.
i think its funny that people are mean on this site :)
Damn she’s fine
and i ain’t going
Never thought I’d say this but: Bored of Brook
My girlfriend uses the SAME EXACT stretch mark cream.
This is a bad close up of a beautiful woman.
Brown eyed ladies just never do it for me….although I’m sure if I saw her in person I’d be mesmerized by the fabulous figure.
Until we see this chick’s snatch, I think we’ve had enough of her.
She has a penis.
True story.
This pleases me…
Why are her tits so small in the playboy portfolio?
Who’s the cutie in red?
Who’s the cutie in red?
damn shes hot!
Nice shoes. That’s all I got.
yes, chick in RED is baning hott too!
OMG i will Fu*k her forever
Jeezuz Sup, howzabout a spoiler alert for your sled comment. Guess I can return this copy of Citizen Kane i was gonna watch tonight.
Rosebud was his sled. There, saved you two hours of trying to stay awake thru one of the most overhyped, excruciatingly boring movies ever.
I’m still trying to figure out how Billy Zane hit that for so long. Bet she is too.
My name is Bob
My dick has the same exact eye as her
Her dress makes her look fat.
1st pic best pic… skip the rest
this has something to do with her BREASTS?
She doesn’t know how to dress for her body type. It’s a shame.
This woman is perfect. I love her.
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