Kelly Brook Premieres Piranha 3D

August 19th, 2010 // 35 Comments

Granted, Kelly Brook naked on the cover of Love is only one post below this, it’d be a crime against the art of cinema if I didn’t post these pics of her at the premiere of Piranha 3D last night immediately. For those of you who don’t know, Piranha 3D is a movie featuring Kelly Brook completely naked – IN 3-GODDAMN-D. So we’re basically talking the version of Citizen Kane Orson Welles would’ve made had he possessed the ingenuity and foresight to realize movies about sleds bore me to tears. To prove my point, 100 years from now, some genius director will release a movie where the British starlet physically fellates you in the theater and people will be calling it the Piranha 3D of their generation. You don’t have to agree with me now, but let’s all plan to meet up at that time and give me high fives at its premiere for being right. I’ll be the guy in the top hat.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. salsa

    I have no idea who this female is. From the looks of it I’d like to meet her though…

  2. Kelly Brook
    Roman
    Commented on this photo:

    I just came.

  3. so it’s only gona be brooke, blake, and snookie every day from now on?
    yknow a good measure of intelligence is original thought..

  4. Da hottnezz

    not lookin’ so great here. meh.

  5. Kelly Brook
    Token
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn she’s fine

  6. Kelly Brook
    truth
    Commented on this photo:

    and i ain’t going

  7. Meh

    Never thought I’d say this but: Bored of Brook

  8. Internet

    My girlfriend uses the SAME EXACT stretch mark cream.

  9. Kelly Brook
    Commented on this photo:

    This is a bad close up of a beautiful woman.
    Brown eyed ladies just never do it for me….although I’m sure if I saw her in person I’d be mesmerized by the fabulous figure.

  10. D-CON

    Until we see this chick’s snatch, I think we’ve had enough of her.

  11. They Call Me The Butthole Kid

    This pleases me…

  12. Kelly Brook
    Kate
    Commented on this photo:

    Why are her tits so small in the playboy portfolio?

    Who’s the cutie in red?

  13. Kelly Brook
    Kate
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s the cutie in red?

  14. Kelly Brook
    rickardo
    Commented on this photo:

    damn shes hot!

  15. Nice shoes. That’s all I got.

  16. Kelly Brook
    rickardo
    Commented on this photo:

    yes, chick in RED is baning hott too!

  17. Kelly Brook
    Alimahadtheman
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG i will Fu*k her forever

  18. Stozzel

    Jeezuz Sup, howzabout a spoiler alert for your sled comment. Guess I can return this copy of Citizen Kane i was gonna watch tonight.

  19. Kelly Brook
    Obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m still trying to figure out how Billy Zane hit that for so long. Bet she is too.

  20. Smiling Bob

    My name is Bob

  21. Internet

    My dick has the same exact eye as her

  22. jenna

    Her dress makes her look fat.

  23. ppl

    1st pic best pic… skip the rest

  24. captain america

    this has something to do with her BREASTS?

  25. Anna Wintour

    She doesn’t know how to dress for her body type. It’s a shame.

  26. cc

    This woman is perfect. I love her.

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