Evening, folks. Photo Boy’s off today – and probably into next week – dealing with one asshole of a family crisis, so if you want to shoot him a tweet saying you enjoy his pictoral wizardry and/or the few times I actually let him write his own dick jokes, that’d be swell. On that note, instead of your normally scheduled The Crap We Missed, you get this ridiculous video of Kelly Brook‘s breasts (above) that’s apparently something to do with charity? I honestly didn’t make it past the second jiggle. And if you think this means there won’t be a Most Important People tomorrow, shut your filthy trap. I’ve got a goddamn mammoth collection ready that’s basically the word equivalent of Jon Hamm poking holes in your cervix with his huge Jon Hamm wang I have no idea where that sentence just came from.
Uh.. Look, tits!
- The Superficial
Please let those socks be on eBay. Unwashed, of course.
Kelly Brook is fucking delicious. Katy Perry only wishes she could look this good.
get rid of ‘most important’ bullshit post – it blows hairy CHUNKS and you know it
Is someone strapping you into a chair, taping your eyelids up and forcing you to read it?
TCWM is a treasure trove of LOLs. I’d rather have it than just some random tits on some limey bitch that i could google up myself.
and yes, the MIPOTI is major league ‘tarded.
Yes, and TCLTC is a treasure trove of TUMA and BBFS.
Fuck you.
Painfully.
TMIPOTI is the ONE thing I specifically come here to see on a regular basis, because I’m a lazy cunt and don’t always read every comment on every article and hate to miss somd of the funniest ones.
Don’t like it, go elsewhere.
Assface.
An ad popped-up blocking my view for a second and i screamed, “I’LL BURN ENGLAND TO THE FUCKING GROUND!” really loudly. Not sure where it came from but it scared the shit out of my dog.
So arson as a natural repsonse to sexual frustration isn’t as weird as it once seemed, or is that you Mel?
those are my jizz socks
I love ridiculous videos of chicks with nice breasts; even better if it’s for charity.
Thank you Jesus.
I hope the thanks the universe for her daily rack, because her face is severely jacked.
What are you on, she looks classy in the face.
So tell me, what’s it like walking around with that white cane?
yup, that’s what I think too, her face is beat
I definitely support this charity—if only I noticed what it was.
Oh, and if I lived in England because I think that’s the only way you can.
Gwyneth Paltrow still makes that impossible. There’s not enough bobbling tits in the world to compensate for that.
That’s the same amount of socks I’ve spooged in fapping to her pictures.
cute commercial. such a lovely feminine figure!
Not perfect, but I would throw it in her.
She certainly has a perfect pair of ass cheeks. I’d like to part those perfect asscheeks with my weiner so I can slip it into her hot little butt hole.