Here’s Kelly Brook posing for PETA as some sort of snakewoman to stop.. snake abuse? (Way too late for that. Adding… really? Snakes? We’re protecting snakes now?) And if you’re wondering why they had to Photoshop the ever-living crap out of it, that’s because PETA let resident vegetarian Bryan Adams – Yes, that Bryan Adams. – be the photographer who presumably passed out from meat deprivation, so they just CGI’d the entire thing. “Hey, guys, does Kelly Brook’s face look like a panther? I don’t think anyone’s actually looked at it before, so I’m just gonna say it looks like a panther. It looks like a panther.”
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
exactly, who stares at her face?
So…when did she get a face?
Her tits should be saggier. Props to the photoshop guy.
Didn’t know snakes eat melons.
Whos the lucky bastard crop tooling KB these days?
seriously, is that even the same woman?
I think the photoshop guy took some bits of Susan Lucci and Fran Drescher pics and put them in the photo.
Susan Lucci?Is that the Ugly Bitch who tries to sale her skin cream like snake oil?Seriously someone fucked up Photoshop wise as pic+2 is a completely different, sexy women?
That’s the chick that was on the ABC soap opera for 500 years before they cancelled it.
Fish, Kelly Brook is in a skintight snake suit and you’re looking at her face?
I thought I knew you better than that. Very disappointing.
That’s paint. She’s nekkid.
Even better.
If that’s paint, then I want to see the step-by-step pictorial
Look at that sideboob!
(Apparently I have to say that because some people are looking at her face. Fish I am disappoint.)
Well it seems that the team of us that painted for about 7 hours were wasted on you guys.
Tits are tits as tits and tits to tit the tit. Amiright?
And real tits to boot.
you’d kick her in the tits?
Photoshop fail!
With that said, RIGHT ON FISH! A Kelly Brook a day will keep the… uh…. well it’s fucking fantastic!!!!!!!!!!
Fish is going to have wet dreams / nightmares of having sex with the lady that had plastic surgery to look like a cat!!!
Yeah yeah Kelly Brook, whatever, please fish make a post of Miss Venezuela Universe 2011 who was voted the best bikini body by the public. This woman is insanely gorgeous!!!
You can see her here http://dossier33.com/2011/09/vanessa-goncalves-despampanante/ .
Oh and she didn’t make the top ten probably because all the members of the jury were gay
She has an awesome body. I didn’t think the winner, Miss Angola, was all that pretty, actually. I thought Miss Ukraine was wayy prettier.
@bianca Obviously you don’t like your coffee straight black/african beans? Miss Angola, Jungle Fever!
Obviously I like women pretty and I just don’t find her to be “that pretty”, that’s all. Now Selita Ebanks? Gorgeous (although her personality sucks). Jessica White is also really pretty too, imo.
I got nothing against the winner she’s a beautiful girl, but seriously Miss Venezuela got 9.1 in bathing suit when thw wverage was like 5 or 6 is just insane that she didn’t make the top 10. Anyways, here’s more of her http://imagenes.lapatilla.s3.amazonaws.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Vanessa-Goncalves-RecFot-2.jpg
http://imagenes.lapatilla.s3.amazonaws.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Vanessa-Goncalves-RecFot-22.jpg
It’s a disease spread by plastic surgery, makes faces look like aliens. Just look at Kim Lardassian (tinkle tinkle tinkle), now vs. pre-knife.
never mind her face (tweeked to look animal like) … what the hell is wrong with her boobs which look disgustingly overinflated.
Snake Snatch.
She does not even resemple herself on the mag cover.
honestly, I wouldn’t even know that was Kelly Brooke if I saw the ad. WHY?!?
Even with her Woodland Hunting dress,She is Hot!
what the hell did they do to her boob….it looks very long…eww
Wow…
Never heard of the cowboy position, eh?
You must not have ever seen a naked woman. Hers look great for being so large. If they were sagging they would look like deflated balloons. Gotta give the girl some credit!
I also am opposed to whatever PETA is about, where do I sign up for the naked busty chick photo sessions?
i’m a member of peta–people who eat tasty animals
first you have to be a vegan.
a well known one.
then you have to have some sort of nature obessed spirituality like EarthGoddess worship, certain types of neo-wicca (not to be confused with Wicca or Wica which it was accidently formed from).but not limited to these.
then one of the people in there has to feel if you are right. of course you have to have a non-drerogitory attittude towards sex and homosexuality.(that means not call girls sluts or being a homophobe.).
also you have to know how to keep a secret.
Protecting snakes is like protecting Al-Qaeda.
If an animal’s natural instinct is to have me belong in its belly, then fuck yes it can belong in my closet.
Fucking idiot. An animal and a human-being is programmed different emotionally. A human being has the capability to know what is right and wrong and is expected to fight against his nature when his instincts cause unnecessary harm to others. That’s why we have jails, and they don’t.
Why does Kelly Brook bother with that group? . They are insane moonbats .
Gorgeous.
We should keep wearing and eating animals because our reward is to see naked hot chicks.
Good strategy.
Face? ???
If by “animals” they mean my penis and by “wild” they mean her vagina, PETA and I can finally agree on something.
worst…photoshop job ever…who the fuck hires these idiots…lol
Seems a bit hypocritical that the greatest dark wizard of all time hates meat.
Wow!! It’s just not even close to looking anything like her. Why not just put a picture of a blender or a frog add huge boobs and say it’s Kelly Brook.
This is appropriate, given the time she gave her son that trouser snake.
……..they hired “Caterpillar”?
This picture made me have to decide that if I saw this in my yard, yes, I would still kill it with a rake. Thanks for that.
Pretty sure thats Natalie Portman
Couldn’t they have just re-used that Nastassja Kinski photo with the actual snake?
“really? Snakes? We’re protecting snakes now?”
Yes, we’re. What’s wrong with that? A snake being killed and skinned for fashion is cruel and unnecessary. Those animals do not belong to anyone; they are not yours or mine to make profits off of.
Fish, are you still blaming the snakes for not being able to look at real life naked breasts all day every day just like Adam did in the Garden of Eden?? (that crap is hard to be erased from the subconscious)…
this might explain the Justin Beiber snake appearence….