Those Are Kelly Brook Nipples

January 23rd, 2014 // 37 Comments

So far this morning, Justin Bieber has been arrested for DUI, and now here’s Kelly Brook wearing a see-through dress which means I made the right move letting that mermaid out of my net (What? I have a life outside of this site.), or I’m about to find out I have cancer because there’s nowhere for this day to go but down. *aims gun at Photo Boy* I said check me for polyps, boy.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kelly Brook Nipples No Bra See Through Dress National Television Awards
    Hogan
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    This is the best day of my life.

  2. Kelly Brook Nipples No Bra See Through Dress National Television Awards
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    Maybe there is a god?

  3. Kelly Brook Nipples No Bra See Through Dress National Television Awards
    Cock Dr
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    She’s fortunate that the crowd didn’t simply rip the filmy black fabric right off of her.

  4. The Most Interesting

    Fish, she’s a glamour girl.

    At this point, it’s pudenda or GTFO.

  5. Why is it she can show her nipples in public, but you have to put stars on them on the front page?

    • Some people have jobs. They might look at a given site every day, knowing that there’s nothing on the front page that will get them into trouble.

      • HR: Dr. McBeef, what are you looking at on the internet during work time?
        Me: Kelly Brook’s tits….
        HR: Goddamnit, McBeef. You know the rules….
        Me: Oh, don’t worry the nipples have been pink starred.
        HR: I’m very sorry to have bothered you, carry on.

    • Also, technically, she’s not “showing her nipples in public.” They’re only exposed like that from the lights of the camera flash. If you were there in person, you probably couldn’t see her nipples, except maybe during the millisecond of the camera flash, and even then you wouldn’t be sure: “Did…did I just see Kelly Brook’s nipples? No, no, don’t turn around now—don’t go! More camera flashes with her turned in my direction! Please?” And then I went home and jerked off.

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    Oh Happy Days!

  7. Kelly Brook Nipples No Bra See Through Dress National Television Awards
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    I’d like to thank The Superficial for the belated birthday present and my current boner.

  8. Kelly Brook Nipples No Bra See Through Dress National Television Awards
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    When life gets me down, there’s always Kelly Brook’s tits to cheer me up. They’re beautiful. *wipes away a tear*

  9. Kelly Brook Nipples No Bra See Through Dress National Television Awards
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    For me, Photo Boy? And I didn’t even get you anything.

  10. I want to go to in between there.

  11. Nice. I Approve of this.

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    She is perfection. There are very few women I can say that about.

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    Margaret
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    Where?

  14. Kelly Brook Nipples No Bra See Through Dress National Television Awards
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    She puts the fun back into FUNBAGS.

  15. brick

    Lunch!

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    ShesMine
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    Makes me want to digress to sucking nipples… But That’s okay…

  17. Bring back the zoom!!!!!

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    coljack
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    Thanks, Superificial – you just saved me $10. I was *this* close to downloading “Piranha.”

  19. Kelly Brook Nipples No Bra See Through Dress National Television Awards
    coljack
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    “Kelly, who are you wearing?”

    “I have awesome breasts!!”

    “Yes, but who are you wearing?”

    “I have awesome breasts!!”

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    Que tetas mas hermosas

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    Deacon Jones
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    Permanent posting under “So Hot” heading

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    anonymous
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    You know you are full of awesome when you show up in front of a crowd of people wearing nothing but a thin see-thru robe and a rope.

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    david(guest)
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    i’d leave a comment but i have a PRESSING MATTER to attend to….

  24. cc

    I’m sick of looking at her; I can’t even write that with a straight face…or even a gay face.

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    Dr Plaid
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    She doesn’t seem to be wearing any panty’s either, so this is how she looks just after she gets out of the shower. I’m sure the paparazzi are there too.

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    Emerson Biggins
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    Yep, the guy in the background just came!

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    tlmck
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    Meh nipples. The bottom of the dress could have provided a better glimpse.

  28. JIMBO JONES

    IF I COUD JUST NURSE ON THOSE BIG NIPPLES

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    ElPollodiablo
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    Count Rackula.

  30. anonym

    I could hide under that dress and have a buffet

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