Those Are Kelly Brook Nipples

So far this morning, Justin Bieber has been arrested for DUI, and now here’s Kelly Brook wearing a see-through dress which means I made the right move letting that mermaid out of my net (What? I have a life outside of this site.), or I’m about to find out I have cancer because there’s nowhere for this day to go but down. *aims gun at Photo Boy* I said check me for polyps, boy.

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