Kelly Brook Will Unite Us and Other News

November 29th, 2010 // 30 Comments

(I believe these should make up for this.)

- Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are doomed. [Popeater]

- Willie Nelson arrested for pot, as if that means anything to him. [Dlisted]

- James Franco and Anne Hathaway are hosting the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip]

- Marisa Miller almost saved The Tonight Show. Almost.. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Anne Hathaway gets naked in Love and Other Drugs. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lily Allen doesn’t take any shit. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Ben Affleck almost directed the Superman reboot. [StarPulse]

- Lil Kim had a lil nipple slip. [Bossip]

- Andre Johnson also does not take shit. Specifically from Cortland Finnegan. [IDLYITW]

- Hustler doesn’t waste any time. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Im Roughing Matt Damon

    Free Willy!

  2. TJL

    She is getting better looking every freaking day!

  3. Kelly needs a pearl necklace as a finishing touch to her very low cut chicken feather outfit.
    I wonder if that dress has lice. I know it would make me sneeze.

  4. Drew

    Good god.

  5. D-BAG

    marissa miller was on conan not on the tonight show

  6. jojo

    Let me clear a spot for you to sit…-wipes face-…

  7. Polk

    My hands are uniting with my penis right now.

  8. andieman

    Tit. Shag. Swallow. Damn I love ornithology!

  9. …yeah she looks ok…for a bitch that’s probably gonna catch the bird flu…

  10. Puddin' Taine

    I feel like uniting my penis with her vagina… repeatedly….. *cough*

  11. anonym

    she looks nasty in these photos.

    her fake smile makes her look like she’s got myasthenia gravis.

    • Lok

      If you are looking at her smile while she has a full -on rack displayed 12 inches below, you need to address your own medical issues.

  12. Oscar the Grouch

    I was opposed at first but now that Big Bird’s gender reassignment is complete I have to admit she makes me horny as hell.

  13. Kelly Brook
    john
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like that old saying my grandmother used to tell me… “Birds of a feather get f*cked in the back of a buick”… or something like that.

  14. patrix

    I’m not ashamed to say…I would eat pizza crust out of her butt.

  15. canuckchick

    I don’t know who she is but I will endure the backlash and say that I think that dress is awesome!

  16. GingleJanglez

    And Romulus and Remus thought they had a nice gig with teet of the She-Wolf

  17. That is one tall grey goose I could down all day.

  18. Jennny

    ostrich

  19. Kelly Brook
    RANDOM_GUY
    Commented on this photo:

    is that a wig?

  20. Josette from NYC

    That dress is surprisingly pretty.

  21. Okay, so all those who were bashing Kardashian for wearing fur, why aren’t you bashing Brooke for wearing feathers? Or in your world are birds not animals? Fucking hypocrites …

    Kelley Brooke is tastey looking, plucked or feathered.

  22. cc

    I love this woman. No, really, I do.

  23. Grant

    I thought the ostrich eggs went under the feathers

  24. Kelly Brook
    samba
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s hot

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