(I believe these should make up for this.)
- Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are doomed. [Popeater]
- Willie Nelson arrested for pot, as if that means anything to him. [Dlisted]
- James Franco and Anne Hathaway are hosting the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip]
- Marisa Miller almost saved The Tonight Show. Almost.. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Anne Hathaway gets naked in Love and Other Drugs. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Lily Allen doesn’t take any shit. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Ben Affleck almost directed the Superman reboot. [StarPulse]
- Lil Kim had a lil nipple slip. [Bossip]
- Andre Johnson also does not take shit. Specifically from Cortland Finnegan. [IDLYITW]
- Hustler doesn’t waste any time. [BuzzFeed]
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Free Willy!
She isn’t hot enough for me. I am so handsome it is crazy.
Randal
She is getting better looking every freaking day!
Kelly needs a pearl necklace as a finishing touch to her very low cut chicken feather outfit.
I wonder if that dress has lice. I know it would make me sneeze.
Good god.
marissa miller was on conan not on the tonight show
exactly
talk about bs inaccurate news lol
which is pretty funny considering the guy who posted the story bashed leno when he doesn’t even watch conan… lol
Let me clear a spot for you to sit…-wipes face-…
My hands are uniting with my penis right now.
Tit. Shag. Swallow. Damn I love ornithology!
…yeah she looks ok…for a bitch that’s probably gonna catch the bird flu…
I feel like uniting my penis with her vagina… repeatedly….. *cough*
she looks nasty in these photos.
her fake smile makes her look like she’s got myasthenia gravis.
If you are looking at her smile while she has a full -on rack displayed 12 inches below, you need to address your own medical issues.
I was opposed at first but now that Big Bird’s gender reassignment is complete I have to admit she makes me horny as hell.
It’s like that old saying my grandmother used to tell me… “Birds of a feather get f*cked in the back of a buick”… or something like that.
That’s how I remember it
I’m not ashamed to say…I would eat pizza crust out of her butt.
I don’t know who she is but I will endure the backlash and say that I think that dress is awesome!
And Romulus and Remus thought they had a nice gig with teet of the She-Wolf
That is one tall grey goose I could down all day.
ostrich
is that a wig?
That dress is surprisingly pretty.
That dress would look even better plucked off of her and thrown on the corner of my bedroom floor!!!
Okay, so all those who were bashing Kardashian for wearing fur, why aren’t you bashing Brooke for wearing feathers? Or in your world are birds not animals? Fucking hypocrites …
Kelley Brooke is tastey looking, plucked or feathered.
I love this woman. No, really, I do.
I thought the ostrich eggs went under the feathers
she’s hot