Here’s a Spandex-clad Kelly Brook unveiling her new Reebok billboard in London this morning where she also demonstrated the only acceptable definition of looking like a “real” woman. In related news, a memorial service for my penis will be held at St. Francis School for the Blind this evening. Refreshments served immediately following the service.
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Just take it off.
How about more pix of her NUDE BILLBOARD!
She’s as close 2 perfect as u can get!
Now that’s a woman. Yeeeeeeeeeeee-hah!
I wish she’d get implants so she won’t need to get a breast lift in 4 years or so
Eh, tits only have about 10 really good years anyway.
her face is looking a little busted in these pics.
this sure isn’t heather mills………..
Where the hell has Erin gone? She kicks the ass of the original banner girl. Bring Erin back!
Beautiful
Oh yes, she is so fat! She must be, what a size1 a size 2!!! For heavens sake, just because she isn’t a stick figure, doesn’t mean she’s fat. The pair of you – phil and ClassyDirtyChick
– must be lonely, fat, losers who still live with their mother and play world of warcraft and have unattainable ideals of what you can attract in the opposite sex.
http://twitter.com/camilger
Dear lord that is the new standard to which all other billboard unvielings shall for ever be measured against.
camel toe is always nice to see :D
my god that ass… that ass…
The lingerie is what we could not see, but the bras are something else
DAT ASS
shes as fucking boring as you can get!
Are you having a joke she is hottt
she has no ass. you lied Phil. your just full of deceit aren’t you?
so your tell me you would turn here down, your either gay or a fucking retard.
BEST CAMEL TOE
DAAAYYUUMMM
There isn’t an inch of flesh on that woman that I wouldn’t caress with my tongue. If I found a genie, my first wish would be to have myself shrunken down to flea size so I could crawl up in that ass and bathe in her woman stank.
THATS NO ASS, I RATHER ME A COCO, OR A KARDASHIAN NOW THAT’S ASSSSS, U MUST BE WHITE!!!!!!!!
Approved By Me.
OMG! Look at those shoes! Is that Reebok aswell? =3
i have those shoes in green.
she didn’t come with the shoes .
SKEEN
She’s not afraid to show off her backside. My kind of woman. And she’s gorgeous, almost forgot to mention that.
phill. u failed me. no half nipple shots? what has the world come 2!!#^$%
total photoshop. omg look at her side on the right below her bra
yup shes been diagnosed with an severe and advanced case of noassatal.
Perfect body !!!!
Fuck you, Six Flags!