Kelly Brook Just Sold Me Two of Everything

August 4th, 2010 // 82 Comments

Here’s a Spandex-clad Kelly Brook unveiling her new Reebok billboard in London this morning where she also demonstrated the only acceptable definition of looking like a “real” woman. In related news, a memorial service for my penis will be held at St. Francis School for the Blind this evening. Refreshments served immediately following the service.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, WENN

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  1. Kelly Brook
    Canadian
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    Just take it off.

  2. Kelly Brook
    The Pope
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    How about more pix of her NUDE BILLBOARD!

  3. Kelly Brook
    Alexis
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    She’s as close 2 perfect as u can get!

  4. Kelly Brook
    scooby
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    Now that’s a woman. Yeeeeeeeeeeee-hah!

  5. Kelly Brook
    Woofus
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    I wish she’d get implants so she won’t need to get a breast lift in 4 years or so

  6. anonym

    her face is looking a little busted in these pics.

  7. captain america

    this sure isn’t heather mills………..

  8. Kelly Brook
    absinthe
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    Where the hell has Erin gone? She kicks the ass of the original banner girl. Bring Erin back!

  9. Ken MARKER

    Oh yes, she is so fat! She must be, what a size1 a size 2!!! For heavens sake, just because she isn’t a stick figure, doesn’t mean she’s fat. The pair of you – phil and ClassyDirtyChick
    – must be lonely, fat, losers who still live with their mother and play world of warcraft and have unattainable ideals of what you can attract in the opposite sex.
    http://twitter.com/camilger

  10. Kelly Brook
    IamAwesome
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    Dear lord that is the new standard to which all other billboard unvielings shall for ever be measured against.

  11. Kelly Brook
    Renaisance
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    camel toe is always nice to see :D

  12. Kelly Brook
    cheeseloaf
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    my god that ass… that ass…

  13. Kelly Brook
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    The lingerie is what we could not see, but the bras are something else

  14. Kelly Brook
    Anon
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    DAT ASS

  15. Kelly Brook
    Bledel
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    shes as fucking boring as you can get!

  16. Kelly Brook
    Ha'ven
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    she has no ass. you lied Phil. your just full of deceit aren’t you?

  17. Kelly Brook
    jerry
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    BEST CAMEL TOE
    DAAAYYUUMMM

  18. Kelly Brook
    Anon
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    There isn’t an inch of flesh on that woman that I wouldn’t caress with my tongue. If I found a genie, my first wish would be to have myself shrunken down to flea size so I could crawl up in that ass and bathe in her woman stank.

  19. Kelly Brook
    NO WAY
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    THATS NO ASS, I RATHER ME A COCO, OR A KARDASHIAN NOW THAT’S ASSSSS, U MUST BE WHITE!!!!!!!!

  20. Kelly Brook
    stef
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    Approved By Me.

  21. Kelly Brook
    Zajber
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    OMG! Look at those shoes! Is that Reebok aswell? =3

  22. Kelly Brook
    cx420ns
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    i have those shoes in green.
    she didn’t come with the shoes .

  23. Kelly Brook
    javk evans
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    SKEEN

  24. Kelly Brook
    Lucas California
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    She’s not afraid to show off her backside. My kind of woman. And she’s gorgeous, almost forgot to mention that.

  25. Kelly Brook
    unicorn man
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    phill. u failed me. no half nipple shots? what has the world come 2!!#^$%

  26. Kelly Brook
    amanda
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    total photoshop. omg look at her side on the right below her bra

  27. Kelly Brook
    me&me
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    yup shes been diagnosed with an severe and advanced case of noassatal.

  28. Kelly Brook
    Eyal
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    Perfect body !!!!

  29. Edward

    Fuck you, Six Flags!

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