Kelly Brook is in Playboy Today

August 13th, 2010 // 40 Comments

And all you got are these lousy awesome cleavage photos.

For anyone who doesn’t know, the Kelly Brook issue of Playboy hits newsstands today, and if you’re hoping to see naked pics of her pop up here, those would be the exclusive copyrighted property of Playboy Enterprises and I don’t want to get my dick sued off. I like my dick. It tells me how to respond to things.

On that note, enjoy these shots of Kelly at the 9th Annual InStyle Summer Soiree last night and, I dunno, maybe these ones of her topless back in May. If you’re into that sort of thing.

Photos: Getty, WireImage


  1. You are an ass

    The mail can’t get here fast enough

  2. Never pay for what you can get for free.
    If she unveiled it then I’ll see her coin slot someday, somewhere on the internet. Hef doesn’t have dominion over the whole damn thing.

    • FrankFroof

      Ain’t worth seeing, without the big padded push up bras this chick’s got a little saggy pair covered in stretch marks. Major disappointment from Playboy and Kelly Brock has lost her mystery for all time. I don’t know if she’s around forty or not but she’s looking worn and the stretch marks are all over the UK press.
      Shoulda stuck to those highly airbrushed bikini shots…..

  3. Viv

    Her top looks like that bubble plastic everyone likes to pop.

    (pun intended)

  4. love the cover. probly check it out tonite, she’s startin to grow on me

  5. McFeely Smackup

    Is this going to be another one of those “famous hot chick appears in playboy”, but is actually a bunch of glamor shots of her in swimsuits, lingerie, and bedsheets and no actual nudity?

    I remember back when Hugh Hefner ran the mag, there wasn’t a chance in hell any chick would be between the front and back covers without baring her goodies. Now, we’ve got a chick running the show who thinks playboy should be more like fucking Oprahs magazine.

    • stinky mcpoop

      Having tried fucking Oprah’s magazine, I would recommend against it. It smells like chicken and shame.

  6. David

    Are those stretch marks on the tops? Aw. That’s too bad. Now she’s like a real person.

  7. Deacon Jones

    DO newsstands even exist anymore?

    If someone held a gun to my head, I’d have to think hard about where I could buy a hard copy of Playboy.

  8. Today should be a national holiday. Just sayin.

  9. Crabby Old Guy

    Well, like the old saying goes, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” (insert Kelly Brook huge titty joke here). But seriously, why would anyone buy Playboy when you can see her naked – FOR FREE? Playboy has to come up with some babe that we would want to see naked – and hasn’t shown the goods to anyone at anytime in order for it to have any value.

  10. Photoshop Police

    I can’t think of a better way to support economic recovery than buying a nudie mag!

  11. pimp

    her tits are already all over the internet…FAP FAP FAP FAP!

  12. Kelly Brook
    Commented on this photo:

    prolly a bunch of “artful” shots that show nothing…

  13. Erica

    She already was mostly nude in a movie years ago, back when she was at her hottest. She’s holding onto her looks very well these days, but that’s what she’s doing: holding on.

  14. Rough, the new blaq

    Playboy? We seen enough T&A from this girl on this site (no not Textiles & Apparels) It’s time for some Molly Mcbutter spreads.

  15. Ksurfiws

    Where are the Scans? Post ‘em up fish!

    • McFeely Smackup

      I’m sure Fish is on it. He’ll get some pics of her fully clothed and put up a headline that says “Kelly Brook Completely and Totally Naked!”, then in the writeup say “well, under her clothes she is”.

  16. Internet

    She has the SAME EXACT shtick as my girlfriend.

  17. Pseudopodia

    Are those stretch mar-HUGGGHLUUGH BARFF

  18. jenna

    She needs ot have a kid to pass on her fantastic figure! You don’t see many hourglass figures anymore. Lucky Bitch. :P

  19. Swift

    Just saw the scans. Nothing to be crazy about. The pictures from the July edition of loaded where far much better (bigger tits). Almost seems like she had a breast reduction (sigh…).

  20. Girlygirl

    Gross, not my taste.

  21. Kelly Brook
    Commented on this photo:

    If we don’t see at least 3 good beavers shots, its a waste of my precious time.

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  23. Ari Ola

    Wait until you see her nipples – they’re awesome!!!

  24. Kelly Brook
    Commented on this photo:

    For such an amazing woman, this dress should not come within 20 feet of her and her hair should not be pulled back, that mane should always be free. I have seen the Playboy photos and like other high profile photos in Playboy, the women are heavily made up taking away from their natural beauty. Brook really is perfection.

  25. Kelly Brook
    Commented on this photo:

    Not a great face. But amazing tits. That’s all it takles

  26. Kelly Brook
    Commented on this photo:

    I saw the pics. Really quite disappointing. She’s been photoshopped until she looks plastic.

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