Kelly Brook in Playboy and Other News

August 10th, 2010 // 43 Comments

- Kelly Brook’s Playboy issue is coming. [Playboy]

- What if Steven Slater was a hot chick with a dry-erase board who worked at a brokerage firm? (Ed. This chick saw me coming. How she pulled it off here.)

- Fantasia Barrino overdosed on aspirin? [Popeater]

- Holly Madison’s breasts apparently wrote a book. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Steven Slater got one of these faster than Snooki. [Dlisted]

- Emma Watson might play a bisexual. In related news, 800 pedophiles masturbated themselves to death moments ago… [Lainey Gossip]

- Montana Fishburne’s porn has an exclusive clip. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Anna Paquin in short shorts. [Popoholic]

- Dev Patel thinks Hollywood is racist. [IDLYITW]

- 20 Pictures of Nick Cannon Looking Like He’s Dying Inside [BuzzFeed]

- Levi Johnston wants to run for mayor of Wasilla on the premise he’s at least as qualified as Sarah Palin. — He’s got us there. [The Fab Life]

- Danny McBride has no business being on The Office. Kenny Powers goes network television for no man! [Huffington Post]

- Martin Luther King, Jr.’s niece doesn’t think gay marriage is a civil rights issue. Awkward. [Bossip]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt is doing Law & Order episodes now? That’s embarrassing. [Amy Grindhouse]

- January Jones wants to be a mommy. [PopSugar]

- Kourtney Kardashian is always > Kim. [StarPulse]

- Reese Witherspoon wants that second Oscar. [Socialite Life]

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  1. mydoggydroppedit

    Holy shit, she’s nearly perfect.

  2. They will PhotoShop her to the heights of goddess perfection.
    Fish, you know what we’re waiting for…….

  3. Kelly Brook in Playboy
    JK
    Commented on this photo:

    first

  4. sean

    Playboy is a sinful magazine. Hugh Hefner ought to go to hell for his role in corrupting society’s morals.

    • Thanks sean for that minority viewpoint. Please go fuck yourself now.

    • sean

      I like ti have sex with 12 year old boys.

    • sean

      or is it? you decide.

      • sean

        Fine, I’ll admit it: it was really me. Sorry.

      • sean, playboy only tapped into a sexual liberation that was going on since the 40s. can’t rem that dr’s name but who did a famous study that showed that while people didn’t talk about sex in public they sure thought about it in spades.

    • sean

      dude@dude.dude, of course people think about sex. It’s normal and healthy to think about it, but it must be tempered. Playboy doesn’t celebrate thinking about sex, it celebrates fantasizing about and trying to live a life of sexual unrestraint, in which every sexual whim and desire is indulged and in which women are reduced to objects of male desire instead of a man’s beloved companion. You can’t be happy living a life of sexual unrestraint. Hugh Hefner is not a happy man. He’s actually quite pitiful. The women in his life would not be with him were it not for his fame and fortune, and he’s become so jaded in matters sexual that sometimes he has had to watch gay porn just to get stimulated. Playboy and the Playboy mentality, and pornography in general harm men and women by taking the human, spiritual element of sexuality out of the relationship. Pornography kills the soul. People have thought about sex ever since the dawn of humanity. Porn encourages a harmful way of thinking about sex.

      • Richard McBeef

        STFU, sean. it’s celebrity garbage here. Go somewhere else for bible camp and saltpeter. Nobody gives a shit here. Fuck off.

      • Cock Dr

        U just don’t understand.
        Some us come here specifically to see souls being killed. Pull up a chair!

      • Kelley

        Playboy is hardly pornography.

      • emily

        But I always agree with you

      • sean yes a lot of porn does give people damaged views of women, but playboy has barely more nudity than maxim, and i dont believe any sex acts. it’s the corona lite of gentlemen’s magazines. not that ive opoened it in 25 years but it was never iirc on the level of say hustler where women stretch out their pissflaps for the camera and basically suck multiple guys at once etc. you may be right tho about heff not being happy. he should have retired when he married kim conrad. certainly his empire jumped the shark at that very moment.

    • sean

      Dick McBurger, why are you so angry? What’s the void in your life? Why are you so hostile to expressions of virtue?

      • Cock Dr

        You’re just in the wrong place…..ASSHOLE.

      • Richard McBeef

        oh i see, you took the made up name I stole from Cho Seung-Hui and changed it to Dick McBurger…. That’s hurtful, man. Hurtful.

        You should probably go repent now.

    • sean

      FYI, I do like having sex with 12 year old boys.

  5. Richard McBeef

    hustler or GTFO. The people want to see the roast beef.

  6. Kelly Brook in Playboy
    Lulu
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot

  7. Winehouse

    I don’t like what they did with her head. The second pic makes me think of Amy Winehouse, which is never good. But her body is bangin as usual!

  8. Girlygirl

    FAKE

  9. Kelly Brook in Playboy
    best evah
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    best evah

  10. Marcus

    People still buy playboy?? It hits the net before it is even published. How does porn make money anymore with so much free junk online???

  11. Waldo Jeffers

    who cares? there’s many photos on the internet of her beautiful boobs exposed, and photoshop free. The internet has made playboy irrelevant.

  12. Joe

    Point of interest, Emma Watson is 20. No doubt the pedos got off on that news, but spanking it to her doesn’t qualify you as one.

    • the very night she turned 18 she gave some serious pussy flashes. not a bad looking girl but wft’s with that new rihanna boy hair. hops this doesnt become a trend. looks fuckin dykey and i dont mean the hot kind. im talkin russian shotputter

    • the nite she turned 18 she gave the paps quite the pussy flash. def a decent lookin girl, but wtf’s with that new rihanna boy hair. looks dykey and i dont mean the hot kind. im talkin russian shotputter. fapping to her now probly qualifies you as gay

  13. anonym

    I hope Kelly requested NOT to be airbrushed…….

    or that there is an airbrush disclaimer.

    nothing we haven’t seen before. She posed nude in Arena magazine.

    i wonder if she’ll show twat this time

  14. t

    She is beautiful, but I am surprised Americans are intersted. They are usually into bleached blonds with fake breasts and a fake tan. Kelly isn’t any ot those things.

  15. captain america

    …………..at least they pay her.

  16. Kelly Brook in Playboy
    Nat
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    well she’s failed miserably at absolutely everything else she’s ever tried to do. the woman has been fired more times from British TV than Lindsay Lohan and Naomi Campbell have been arrested combined. I’m glad she can now pay her cell phone bill.

  17. Kelly Brook in Playboy
    ML
    Commented on this photo:

    ^^^ tool.

  18. wow

    i miss sara jean underwood!

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