Kelly Brook in Playboy and Other News

- Kelly Brook’s Playboy issue is coming. [Playboy]

- What if Steven Slater was a hot chick with a dry-erase board who worked at a brokerage firm? (Ed. This chick saw me coming. How she pulled it off here.)

- Fantasia Barrino overdosed on aspirin? [Popeater]

- Holly Madison’s breasts apparently wrote a book. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Steven Slater got one of these faster than Snooki. [Dlisted]

- Emma Watson might play a bisexual. In related news, 800 pedophiles masturbated themselves to death moments ago… [Lainey Gossip]

- Montana Fishburne’s porn has an exclusive clip. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Anna Paquin in short shorts. [Popoholic]

- Dev Patel thinks Hollywood is racist. [IDLYITW]

- 20 Pictures of Nick Cannon Looking Like He’s Dying Inside [BuzzFeed]

- Levi Johnston wants to run for mayor of Wasilla on the premise he’s at least as qualified as Sarah Palin. — He’s got us there. [The Fab Life]

- Danny McBride has no business being on The Office. Kenny Powers goes network television for no man! [Huffington Post]

- Martin Luther King, Jr.’s niece doesn’t think gay marriage is a civil rights issue. Awkward. [Bossip]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt is doing Law & Order episodes now? That’s embarrassing. [Amy Grindhouse]

- January Jones wants to be a mommy. [PopSugar]

- Kourtney Kardashian is always > Kim. [StarPulse]

- Reese Witherspoon wants that second Oscar. [Socialite Life]

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