- Kelly Brook’s Playboy issue is coming. [Playboy]
- What if Steven Slater was a hot chick with a dry-erase board who worked at a brokerage firm? (Ed. This chick saw me coming. How she pulled it off here.)
- Fantasia Barrino overdosed on aspirin? [Popeater]
- Holly Madison’s breasts apparently wrote a book. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Steven Slater got one of these faster than Snooki. [Dlisted]
- Emma Watson might play a bisexual. In related news, 800 pedophiles masturbated themselves to death moments ago… [Lainey Gossip]
- Montana Fishburne’s porn has an exclusive clip. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Anna Paquin in short shorts. [Popoholic]
- Dev Patel thinks Hollywood is racist. [IDLYITW]
- 20 Pictures of Nick Cannon Looking Like He’s Dying Inside [BuzzFeed]
- Levi Johnston wants to run for mayor of Wasilla on the premise he’s at least as qualified as Sarah Palin. — He’s got us there. [The Fab Life]
- Danny McBride has no business being on The Office. Kenny Powers goes network television for no man! [Huffington Post]
- Martin Luther King, Jr.’s niece doesn’t think gay marriage is a civil rights issue. Awkward. [Bossip]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt is doing Law & Order episodes now? That’s embarrassing. [Amy Grindhouse]
- January Jones wants to be a mommy. [PopSugar]
- Kourtney Kardashian is always > Kim. [StarPulse]
- Reese Witherspoon wants that second Oscar. [Socialite Life]
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Photos: Playboy
Holy shit, she’s nearly perfect.
yeah that cover’s a keeper. her belly is flawless, the makeup is perfect, and those panties being out her curves. if she could only look less like my sister in the face.. :(
They will PhotoShop her to the heights of goddess perfection.
Fish, you know what we’re waiting for…….
first
Playboy is a sinful magazine. Hugh Hefner ought to go to hell for his role in corrupting society’s morals.
Thanks sean for that minority viewpoint. Please go fuck yourself now.
Brilliant. Just Brilliant.
Minority viewpont, perhaps. The truth nonetheless. By the way, I have a wife who takes very good care of me, so I’ll pass on your advice.
Love it !! And about time Playboy featured some real tits.
I like ti have sex with 12 year old boys.
That comment about pedophilia was not made by me, the real sean.
or is it? you decide.
Fine, I’ll admit it: it was really me. Sorry.
sean, playboy only tapped into a sexual liberation that was going on since the 40s. can’t rem that dr’s name but who did a famous study that showed that while people didn’t talk about sex in public they sure thought about it in spades.
dude@dude.dude, of course people think about sex. It’s normal and healthy to think about it, but it must be tempered. Playboy doesn’t celebrate thinking about sex, it celebrates fantasizing about and trying to live a life of sexual unrestraint, in which every sexual whim and desire is indulged and in which women are reduced to objects of male desire instead of a man’s beloved companion. You can’t be happy living a life of sexual unrestraint. Hugh Hefner is not a happy man. He’s actually quite pitiful. The women in his life would not be with him were it not for his fame and fortune, and he’s become so jaded in matters sexual that sometimes he has had to watch gay porn just to get stimulated. Playboy and the Playboy mentality, and pornography in general harm men and women by taking the human, spiritual element of sexuality out of the relationship. Pornography kills the soul. People have thought about sex ever since the dawn of humanity. Porn encourages a harmful way of thinking about sex.
STFU, sean. it’s celebrity garbage here. Go somewhere else for bible camp and saltpeter. Nobody gives a shit here. Fuck off.
U just don’t understand.
Some us come here specifically to see souls being killed. Pull up a chair!
Playboy is hardly pornography.
But I always agree with you
sean yes a lot of porn does give people damaged views of women, but playboy has barely more nudity than maxim, and i dont believe any sex acts. it’s the corona lite of gentlemen’s magazines. not that ive opoened it in 25 years but it was never iirc on the level of say hustler where women stretch out their pissflaps for the camera and basically suck multiple guys at once etc. you may be right tho about heff not being happy. he should have retired when he married kim conrad. certainly his empire jumped the shark at that very moment.
Dick McBurger, why are you so angry? What’s the void in your life? Why are you so hostile to expressions of virtue?
You’re just in the wrong place…..ASSHOLE.
oh i see, you took the made up name I stole from Cho Seung-Hui and changed it to Dick McBurger…. That’s hurtful, man. Hurtful.
You should probably go repent now.
FYI, I do like having sex with 12 year old boys.
why do you all even entertain sean? he obviously does it to fuck with you
hustler or GTFO. The people want to see the roast beef.
Hot
I don’t like what they did with her head. The second pic makes me think of Amy Winehouse, which is never good. But her body is bangin as usual!
FAKE
best evah
People still buy playboy?? It hits the net before it is even published. How does porn make money anymore with so much free junk online???
Pretty sure no one does, which is why you see stuff like this on the interweb.
who cares? there’s many photos on the internet of her beautiful boobs exposed, and photoshop free. The internet has made playboy irrelevant.
Point of interest, Emma Watson is 20. No doubt the pedos got off on that news, but spanking it to her doesn’t qualify you as one.
the very night she turned 18 she gave some serious pussy flashes. not a bad looking girl but wft’s with that new rihanna boy hair. hops this doesnt become a trend. looks fuckin dykey and i dont mean the hot kind. im talkin russian shotputter
the nite she turned 18 she gave the paps quite the pussy flash. def a decent lookin girl, but wtf’s with that new rihanna boy hair. looks dykey and i dont mean the hot kind. im talkin russian shotputter. fapping to her now probly qualifies you as gay
I hope Kelly requested NOT to be airbrushed…….
or that there is an airbrush disclaimer.
nothing we haven’t seen before. She posed nude in Arena magazine.
i wonder if she’ll show twat this time
She is beautiful, but I am surprised Americans are intersted. They are usually into bleached blonds with fake breasts and a fake tan. Kelly isn’t any ot those things.
…………..at least they pay her.
well she’s failed miserably at absolutely everything else she’s ever tried to do. the woman has been fired more times from British TV than Lindsay Lohan and Naomi Campbell have been arrested combined. I’m glad she can now pay her cell phone bill.
^^^ tool.
i miss sara jean underwood!
she is fucking HOT