Kelly Brook in a Bikini is Making Me Cry

June 28th, 2010 // 14 Comments

Here’s Kelly Brook in Barbados over the weekend, and just for the record, I would without hesitation punch every single tooth out of Rihanna, Chris Brown, Mel Gibson, his infant love-child and Michael Jackson’s corpse for 30 seconds with this. (10 if she says “Call me, Mary Poppins. Practically perfect in every way but specifically right here in the breasts.”)

Photos: Splash News

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Comments (14)

  1. FattyFatty2x4 | June 28, 2010 at 10:03 am

    Tears of Joy?

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  2. Randal | June 28, 2010 at 10:09 am

    There’s something about the summer that always brings out the best in a woman!

    Kelly has taken great care with her skin as it glistens in the high noon sun, touching every dark crevasse and leaving no stone unturned. The jumpsuit outfit certainly adds a playful touch to an already beautiful lady.

    The cameras love you Kelly and so do your fans!

    Randal

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    • FattyFatty2x4 | June 28, 2010 at 10:17 am

      Your eloquence is inspiring Randal

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    • Ho Master | June 28, 2010 at 10:59 am

      Randy baby, you should just grab ya a ho and bend one over. That’s all their really good for Bro!

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  3. Deacon Jones | June 28, 2010 at 10:24 am

    Perfect ass for doggy style (with high heels and stockings on, naturally)

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  4. pimp | June 28, 2010 at 10:54 am

    i love jacking off to this woman…

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  5. mimsy | June 28, 2010 at 11:10 am

    It’s really easy to spot when it’s the geekologie writer due to his excessive use of linking.

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  6. The Matador | June 28, 2010 at 11:16 am

    That ass looks yummy.

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  7. monkey_in_yr_anus | June 28, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    Are these stills from the Patterson – Gimlin film??

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  8. parker | June 28, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    Her ass has that stick-your-weiner-in-my-bum look to it. I bet it feels nice in there.

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  9. bar room hero | June 28, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    Nice ass.

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  10. captain america | June 29, 2010 at 12:23 am

    americans are only used to FAT BODDIES, folks!!

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  11. tc | June 29, 2010 at 3:05 am

    Women of the world note.

    Don’t be too skinny. Don’t be too fat. Be like this. This is what men and lesbians want.

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    • Jane | June 29, 2010 at 11:07 am

      Who gives a shit about men and lesbians?

      Reply

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