Here’s Kelly Brook in Barbados over the weekend, and just for the record, I would without hesitation punch every single tooth out of Rihanna, Chris Brown, Mel Gibson, his infant love-child and Michael Jackson’s corpse for 30 seconds with this. (10 if she says “Call me, Mary Poppins. Practically perfect in every way but specifically right here in the breasts.”)
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FattyFatty2x4 | June 28, 2010 at 10:03 am
Tears of Joy?
Randal | June 28, 2010 at 10:09 am
There’s something about the summer that always brings out the best in a woman!
Kelly has taken great care with her skin as it glistens in the high noon sun, touching every dark crevasse and leaving no stone unturned. The jumpsuit outfit certainly adds a playful touch to an already beautiful lady.
The cameras love you Kelly and so do your fans!
Randal
FattyFatty2x4 | June 28, 2010 at 10:17 am
Your eloquence is inspiring Randal
Ho Master | June 28, 2010 at 10:59 am
Randy baby, you should just grab ya a ho and bend one over. That’s all their really good for Bro!
Deacon Jones | June 28, 2010 at 10:24 am
Perfect ass for doggy style (with high heels and stockings on, naturally)
pimp | June 28, 2010 at 10:54 am
i love jacking off to this woman…
mimsy | June 28, 2010 at 11:10 am
It’s really easy to spot when it’s the geekologie writer due to his excessive use of linking.
The Matador | June 28, 2010 at 11:16 am
That ass looks yummy.
monkey_in_yr_anus | June 28, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Are these stills from the Patterson – Gimlin film??
parker | June 28, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Her ass has that stick-your-weiner-in-my-bum look to it. I bet it feels nice in there.
bar room hero | June 28, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Nice ass.
captain america | June 29, 2010 at 12:23 am
americans are only used to FAT BODDIES, folks!!
tc | June 29, 2010 at 3:05 am
Women of the world note.
Don’t be too skinny. Don’t be too fat. Be like this. This is what men and lesbians want.
Jane | June 29, 2010 at 11:07 am
Who gives a shit about men and lesbians?