How Do You Replace Kelly Brook With This?

Two weeks ago, we learned that Kelly Brook is single thanks to David McIntosh cheating on her. And now here he is with his new girlfriend Metisha Schaefer, who isn’t even the woman he cheated with, because the man’s 2% body fat and apparently has an erection 24/7, so the world is his oyster. And yet he went with not-Kelly Brook. Does he hate breasts? Did one murder his mother? Help me understand.

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