Keeping up the momentum started with Leighton Meester’s butt and continued with Rihanna’s butt, here’s Kelly Brook‘s chest-butt which she decided to prominently feature on her new Tumblr because clearly she’s the definition of a true Christian woman who believes with all her heart in spreading the beauty and splendor of God’s wonderful creations. In fact, God should’ve skipped that whole Jesus business and went straight to this. “So, listen, remember how I was all wrathful and really into meting out revenge if you guys broke a bunch of weird rules that I honestly came up with drunk off my ass? Fuck all that, we’re all into giant tits now. When people ask you why you worship me, I want you to say ‘giant tits.’ Also, feel free to go ‘Suck on these, Muhammad!’ Haha! He fucking hates that.”
Photos: Tumblr
If she plays her cards right she could have me.
My God I have wasted my life up until this moment I did not know how beautiful the world was.
“Suck on these, Muhammad!’”
Fuck that, I’m claiming her for every atheist straight guy on the site.
The infidels don’t deserve her (and would probably prefer 12yo boys) and the evangelicals wouldn’t know what to do with it.
Great shot Kelly!
Let me know where the atheist straight guy line forms.
Also, I’m bookmarking “Suck on these, Muhammad!” for every time some butthurt Christian whines, “How come you don’t criticize Muslims? Chicken?” on those posts Fish writes about theocratic American evangelicals—posts which, of course, have nothing to do with Muslims or Islam.
This atheist seconds that motion.
And God said, “Lo, I shall put Kelly Brook in a bikini made of black licorice, and I will bring forth a legion of boners.” So let it be written.
I don’t like licorice but I will gladly eat a bikini of black licorice for her body.
off her body* OK so I also would eat licorice if someone said eat this and Kelly’s body is yours to do as you please.
This is one way to get people to forget about political bullshit for a few minutes.
spoken like a true obama supporter & card carrying libtard!
TED NUGENT RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Schmidtler, you’re a giant dickdouche. Congratulations.
HAHA, now I’ve been called a Republican and a Libtard. People need to get their stories straight.
So, you’re a republibtard?
very nice…but these must come cheap. where are the pics of miley going to the hospital after cutting her finger last night? chances are she wore somethin slutty!
No, she wore that same stupid-ass skull jumper (romper?) you saw her in yesterday.
One piece with shorts = romper. One piece, long pants = jumper. There’s your fashion lesson for today.
Kimmy, you can give me all the fashion lessons you want. All I ask is that you model the clothes in question and change into them in front of me.
Hmm…well u would have to buy the clothes TomFrank! I don’t model for free! How has nobody snatched you up yet? C’mon, what’s wrong with you, tell us! Haha! I’m just kidding. Oh look, I said snatch!
if i didn’t have an ingrown hair swelled up to the size of golf ball on the side of my dick, i’d be fapping…
Hahaha! Ouch!
She is so beautiful.
My sweet Lord…
“Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you, you’d walk with me all the way. But now I’m noticing all those erratic footprints in the sand.”
“I’ve been running around like crazy, dude! I just met Kelly fucking Brook!”
If they put this picture in the Bible under the heading “Heaven”, everyone would be religious. I’m starting to feel the spirit right now.
That’s not heaven, that’s a boner.
Wow. I was finished by picture three.
Say cheeese-us christ look at those!
Now this is what I call perfection.
Sweet Jesus, She is angelical
And no makeup. Simply astonishing.
She shouldn’t be wearing that swimsuit! I should be wearing it while fondling and groping her.
My reaction to Kelly Brooks pics, exactly!!
I’d shake Tim Berners-Lee’s hand if my own wasn’t currently indisposed.
She is stunningly hot. I love her and LargePeopleMeet was amazing
…and switching to “view full size.”
Does she have a vertical leap of 71 inches?
I like this dirty blond look she’s got going
golly miss molly, i think i’m straight
where is she? that place looks awesome.
Cape Town, South Africa
Wow. Just fucking wow.
If someone you know asks ‘What does absurdly good looking look like?’ direct them to this pic (or the entire gallery, for that matter).
Really, she’s ridiculously hot.
i’d leave her like a twinkie!!! full of cream!!
Pictures like this make me happy than sad. For a second I get a glimpse of how beautiful life can be then I realize I can never have this.
You become accustomed to that on the internet. I feel the same way when I see pics of Michelle Trachtenberg.
She makes me jello :’[
* bite another scoop of ice cream *
I am speechless . What a beautiful women !
She proves that all of the actresses in Hollywood that let their bodies go to shit, are just fucking lazy.
Now, this is a naturally beautiful, not photoshopped woman. I am a woman and straight but even I can admit this albeit with a little jealousy.
I still wonder how come anyone could say Angelina Jolie is hot or sexy, after seing a real sexy woman like Kelly!
nice photo
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