Kelly Brook Wore Another Bikini

After what seemed like 40 days and 40 nights wandering Pippa Middleton’s ass-less desert, it’s nice to get back to a true beacon of English grace and beauty. So, here’s Kelly Brook and her, if I may speak the King’s, massive jugs in Italy again this morning. How Prince William didn’t lock those in a tower and make them his bride is probably why these people lost that war to take away our second amendment rights before they were even invented. Wacky Brits with your time travel. God love ya.

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