Kelly Brook Wore Another Bikini

July 15th, 2011 // 67 Comments

After what seemed like 40 days and 40 nights wandering Pippa Middleton‘s ass-less desert, it’s nice to get back to a true beacon of English grace and beauty. So, here’s Kelly Brook and her, if I may speak the King’s, massive jugs in Italy again this morning. How Prince William didn’t lock those in a tower and make them his bride is probably why these people lost that war to take away our second amendment rights before they were even invented. Wacky Brits with your time travel. God love ya.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN


  1. bing

    Nice rack !

  2. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    This woman is perfection.

  3. Cock Dr

    She looks fantastic. And with wet hair too.
    Those appear to be real; they match the hips.
    Male commenters will now post their salivating salutations. Feel the love.

  4. Frank Burns

    Me likee boobies!

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    Baba O'Reilly
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    Good God that looks nice!!! I wish I could view it “full size” and up close.

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    Black Man
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    5’7″ , thick in the thighs

  7. Baba O'Reilly

    Kelly Brook!!! One of my many dream women. What a beauty! What a body! Thanks, El Fish. I needed that.

  8. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    Holy shit, she really went for the cheese, now where are those damn condoms!!

  9. Dan


    Just wow.

  10. cc

    I love her. My number 1 female in the world presently.

    • SuperficialAdmin

      whos ur number 1 female in the past and in the future

      • cc

        Well, it’s a long story of unrequited love. However, I will at least reveal that the first was Caroline Munro in ‘The Golden Voyage of Sinbad’. It wasn’t often that you saw that much cleavage (REAL cleavage btw) in a movie suitable for pre-teens. Anyway, she held me over for a while.

  11. Chaluiqa


  12. SuperficialAdmin

    tell that fat whale to jump back in the ocean

  13. Judas Iscariot

    How am I supposed to get any work done now?!?!

    I’m going to be thinking about those fun bags all day now!

  14. hot but too much like my sis.. not tossin it to either..


    Glad to know Kelly is back to normal. It must feel good to be rid of that pesky fetus.

  16. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    I would not mind sticking my tongue in that ass

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  18. OnTheRealThough

    I fucking love this woman.

  19. Beefarino

    A healthy girl right there. Pop goes my weasel.

  20. dontbedumb

    …I don’t see all the hype, (besides the obvious twins) she’s okay.

  21. Michael

    Glad to see alot of love for Kelly Brook. Beautiful eyes, beautiful smile, beautiful natural boobs, beautiful personality… shame she’s second fiddle to the new botox face from Transformers.

    Then again, if your doing Jason Statham, you’re fine in my book.

  22. Michael

    Plus, good thing she isn’t rocking a gunt like Christina Hendricks. Think about that before your jump to conclusions, SuperficialAdmin.

  23. the captain

    those T*TS aren’t 100 percent mother nature…………BUT WHO, the f*ck, CARES?

    • DrRic

      They are totally real.

      She has always had the boobs. They didn’t used to be quite so big, but – buzzkill moment – she got pregnant, lost the baby. Kept the boobs (for now).

  24. General Disarray

    I want one!

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  26. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    Yikes! Nice Charles Nelson Riley glasses.

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    Leo cocksuckian
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    If you like lush women, you can’t go wrong with her.

  28. Leo cocksuckerian

    Mmmmmm . . . if you like lush women how can you beat Kelly?

  29. barbosa

    holy! how does she pack those things around all day? must be exhausting

  30. Alvin

    “…true beacon of English grace and beauty” … indeed

    (sorry, Madame Duchess of Cambridge)

  31. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    Yep. Def plough that :)

  32. Honkey

    That’s more than a motorboat. I’m pretty sure those would set off a chain of tsunamis if unleashed.

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  34. teevie

    …proof there is a God.

  35. J Dizzle

    @Fish: When a Queen is on the throne, the proper expression is the Queen’s English.

  36. Puddin' Taine

    Makes a man wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk

  37. Burt

    Everything about that bikini is atrocious (the colour, the fit, the cut…) and yet she still manages to pull it off.

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  39. haha

    white women…hilarious

  40. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    Holee Shit.

  41. Kelly Brook Bikini
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    What a beautiful, beautiful baby factory. I soooo need to impregnate her with my twin demon spawn!

  42. Sweet Lord Jesus in heaven…
    I’m usually okay with my agnosticism, but in cases like this I just need something transcendent to invoke.

  43. Kelly Brook Bikini
    441-Pastor Salaquarda
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    Her body is always fit and amazing, curvy and beautiful

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