After what seemed like 40 days and 40 nights wandering Pippa Middleton‘s ass-less desert, it’s nice to get back to a true beacon of English grace and beauty. So, here’s Kelly Brook and her, if I may speak the King’s, massive jugs in Italy again this morning. How Prince William didn’t lock those in a tower and make them his bride is probably why these people lost that war to take away our second amendment rights before they were even invented. Wacky Brits with your time travel. God love ya.
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Nice rack !
“Kelly Brook Wore Another Bikini” and I rubbed another one out.
great tits!
Thank heavens for big tits. All women should aspire to look like her. Do your best, girls.
This woman is perfection.
She looks fantastic. And with wet hair too.
Those appear to be real; they match the hips.
Male commenters will now post their salivating salutations. Feel the love.
You were hoping for a poem by Maya Angelou?
I put all hope aside when I get on this site. It works for me better that way.
Oh they’re real, alright.
Hey Deacon, you sick fuck: take a shit in a mason jar, duct tape a bagel to the top, heat it up in the microwave, and bang away (props to A.C.). Or just bang a pile of shit with a few rubber bands around your twig. Whatever works. Either way, GTFO with all the talk about how stool poking is so cool.
The only thing that would make her hotter is if she insisted having anal at least once a week.
Pussy over anal anytime. Besides she really doesn’t have an ass it’s pretty flat.
Me likee boobies!
Good God that looks nice!!! I wish I could view it “full size” and up close.
5’7″ , thick in the thighs
Kelly Brook!!! One of my many dream women. What a beauty! What a body! Thanks, El Fish. I needed that.
Holy shit, she really went for the cheese, now where are those damn condoms!!
Wow.
Just wow.
I love her. My number 1 female in the world presently.
whos ur number 1 female in the past and in the future
Well, it’s a long story of unrequited love. However, I will at least reveal that the first was Caroline Munro in ‘The Golden Voyage of Sinbad’. It wasn’t often that you saw that much cleavage (REAL cleavage btw) in a movie suitable for pre-teens. Anyway, she held me over for a while.
MAN, SHE STILL A WHIT GURL, SHE STILL DONT HAVE CURVES LIKE I DO
Silly Chupacabra, of course she doesn’t have the curves of Jabba T. Hutt.
tell that fat whale to jump back in the ocean
Somebody just came out of the closet, now have you told your parents?
What hurts more Superfecal: Having to endure long unlubed anal penetration by your creepy uncle, or looking in the mirror after and admitting that you liked it?
How am I supposed to get any work done now?!?!
I’m going to be thinking about those fun bags all day now!
hot but too much like my sis.. not tossin it to either..
Post pics of your sis. I’ll fap to her if she looks like Kelly Brook.
fuck it just post pic I’ll fap to your sis
Glad to know Kelly is back to normal. It must feel good to be rid of that pesky fetus.
what a wanker, what if that was YOUR pesky fetus..
I already got rid of mine : )
Is that you Casey?
LOL
I would not mind sticking my tongue in that ass
Hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I fucking love this woman.
A healthy girl right there. Pop goes my weasel.
…I don’t see all the hype, (besides the obvious twins) she’s okay.
Glad to see alot of love for Kelly Brook. Beautiful eyes, beautiful smile, beautiful natural boobs, beautiful personality… shame she’s second fiddle to the new botox face from Transformers.
Then again, if your doing Jason Statham, you’re fine in my book.
Plus, good thing she isn’t rocking a gunt like Christina Hendricks. Think about that before your jump to conclusions, SuperficialAdmin.
those T*TS aren’t 100 percent mother nature…………BUT WHO, the f*ck, CARES?
They are totally real.
She has always had the boobs. They didn’t used to be quite so big, but – buzzkill moment – she got pregnant, lost the baby. Kept the boobs (for now).
I want one!
I want both, not just one.
T-H-O
Yikes! Nice Charles Nelson Riley glasses.
If you like lush women, you can’t go wrong with her.
Mmmmmm . . . if you like lush women how can you beat Kelly?
holy! how does she pack those things around all day? must be exhausting
“…true beacon of English grace and beauty” … indeed
(sorry, Madame Duchess of Cambridge)
Yep. Def plough that :)
That’s more than a motorboat. I’m pretty sure those would set off a chain of tsunamis if unleashed.
Groucho?!
…proof there is a God.
@Fish: When a Queen is on the throne, the proper expression is the Queen’s English.
Makes a man wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk
Everything about that bikini is atrocious (the colour, the fit, the cut…) and yet she still manages to pull it off.
I’d manage to pull that bikini off, trust me.
A-mazing.
white women…hilarious
Black women, no one wants ‘em.
Holee Shit.
What a beautiful, beautiful baby factory. I soooo need to impregnate her with my twin demon spawn!
Sweet Lord Jesus in heaven…
I’m usually okay with my agnosticism, but in cases like this I just need something transcendent to invoke.
Her body is always fit and amazing, curvy and beautiful