If you read this site, you’d just assume I hate full-figured women and only date Victoria’s Secret models, but that last part being 100% fact aside, I’m man enough to enjoy the radiant splendor of Kelly Brook. And, honestly, my main beef isn’t with curvy ladies as much as it’s with America’s alarming obesity rate on account of Tyra Banks saying it’s cool to let yourself go after she found out Ranch dressing is delicious on everything. But in all seriousness, if the term “real woman” was applied to more people like Kelly Brook instead of, I dunno, let’s say Snooki maybe I wouldn’t have such a stick up my ass- No, wait, it’s Candice Swanepoel. Ha! That’s where you went.
Photo: Splash News
I started to read that as “my man beef isn’t with curvy ladies”…
You’re not the only one who initially read it that way
I can just imagine those sweet huge tits bouncing as she’s being doggy’d…by ME. Nice image to have this early in the morning!!
I agree… it isn’t curvy ladies that are unattractive – it is the obese ones.
ugh i concur. i hate these overweight, out of shape plain FAT girls claiming they are curvy. I have a small waist, great boobs and a curvy ass. THATS curvy. Sorry fatties, we arent counting all the rolls on your stomach as “curves”.
You mean the 300 pound white girls with track-stained sweat pants, dyed blond hair in a pony tail, that are waddling in the mall with their black boyfriend, don’t have curves???
pics?
henny –
They are ruining the word for women like you… I love slightly thick women with a waist like you describe. Hard to find them. Most are obese types and the rest are sticks!
Weeell, I have to say I prefer the Piranha version of Kelly Brook. Terrible, terrible movie, but you get to see A LOT of Kelly Brook when she was at her peak. I tell you, it’s a sight to see.
I would straight kill people if she asked me to.
Kelly is fuckable with meat on her bones. Like Dan said, the obese ones are unattractive.
thank you…
kelly sit on my dick and have my baby
yeah that’s a real woman’s ass. and boobs. and before any you brits think obesity is an american exclusive, some new study showed 1/5 brits are overindulging on the cola n crisps too
This is what a “real” woman looks like. Those damn Victoria Secret’s models need to eat a burger or 2.
i’d like to eat a victoria’s secret model or two…. if u knowhatimean
WANT!!!
I seriously doubt Fish is dating Victoria’s Secret models–or anyone at all for that matter.
What relevance does that have? Does it matter? As I am sure you aren’t either.
offhand i perfer someone with a body like this .but if i had a choice with a real skinny girl or one looking like Snooki. i would choose the real skinny girl. I’m looking at the current freaking hot section on the right. currently there are all females there. all are beautiful. hillary duff and Emma Watson would be first picks. and last pick would be the Teen mom Farrah.
i one time said this awhile ago and boom i got all these obese girls thinking they had a chance. and there was no real nice way of getting out of it.
the sad thing is the average girl is left out and often has inferiority complexes. then thinks that anyone who wants her is nutter or general rapist. and the only time you have a chance with them is if they become uncaring
Having seen numerous topless pics of this fine specimen, I swear her tits have gotten bigger, and not just in a “oh, it’s just a pushup top” way.
She was pregnant, got the mom boobies around 4-5 months then miscarried. That’s why her can’s blew up. Isn’t it magical?…
Whoops. *Cans. Sorry for the interruption folks.
Hee hee, the mod that works at this time is gay and really sensitive about it!
Damn. Just. Damn….
awesome shot~
First! Am I imaging it or have her boobs got bigger??
she just gave birth, thats why
Actually she suffered a miscarriage around 5 months. Hence the still in tact figure and ginormous rack.
I’m glad you clarified this. I was getting a complex. It is so confusing being a woman. I am not skinny and I am not obese. 38-29-40 (36d bra)
why would you post your measurements in a blog comment? what is wrong with you?
Why? What difference does it make? You make it sound like I posted a naked pic of myself. What’s wrong with you?
Yeah, who died and made you the internet police?
Now, Keren, about that naked pic…
Obviously looking for some attention. “See! I’m not a fat cow! I need some internet losers tell me I’m hawt by posting my ‘measurements’ to make me feel valid!”
If it’s confusing being a woman, talk to your girl friends. Don’t look for compliments and reassurance here. This is a gossip site.
Hahah WIN. Keren = Fail.
Thank you for posting your measurements, Keren. I will be sure to be more attentive to your comments in the future.
Yah, but you didn’t state your height! If you are 3 feet tall those measurements are going to look weird. Pics?
amen lets see the goods, toots :)
40!!! Can I use your ass as a punching bag when I am prepping for my next bout?
SHE WAS PREGNANT – She was 5 months preggo until she miscarried a month ago. I think given the circumstance, she looks great. Your body is still fucked up on hormones after such an occurance.
Jesus, relax bitch.
What are you pregnant or something?
damn,,,, that sucks.. poor thing. :(
I’m 5 months pregnant. >..
Say what you want. NOTHING beats a real rack !!
Amen!
Gotta say her body is the real meaning of curvy.
I can only hope, that this become a lesbian scene…
Still, she’s the definition of beauty.
Why she’s Juggalicious.
Are her boobs real?
Absolutely … she’s miles ahead of all the broads with fakers.
she is actually for once a beautiful model who isnt stick thin!!! Go Kelly!!!!
Yummy. I love girls this shape.
I’d fall for her like a fan at a Rangers game.
someone tell leann rimes that THESE are what curves look like.
Perfect
i say “no thank you sir”
C’mon nipples the cameras are on! Where is the ice?
I don’t care how old she is, I would tiggidy tap!
No image on mobile? :(
She still got them pregnant titties…damn.
I love this woman.
Billy Zane is tired of fucking her, so…
i see you looking at me looking at you looking at my ass.
Looove Kelly…
miscarried my ass.
she was into her second trimester. She aborted that shit.
had cold feet about raising a child.
abortion aside, I want to suck on them tittays and drink her nourishing milk.
That there is a real woman. Perfection.
Being a thick girl is okay, but you need to have a cute face and she does.
When you get a picture of her gorgeous smile together with that magnificent bod= boner!
She looks like a real human – a HOT real human. You go girl!
Strongest case for summer dresses ever.