Here’s Kelly Brook on the set of a photo shoot in Cannes where her breasts looked just gigantic and awesome. I don’t know what random god I pleased to deserve such a bounty, but I’ll bet it has something to do with not blowing that entire Nativity scene while it was sleeping that one Christmas. Somehow I knew that would pay off. Somehow I knew…
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Man…I wish I was that phone.
HA! Me too!
Phone? I wish I were that bikini.
Wow, a payphone. I hardly see those anymore.
Neither does Superman; makes changing from Clark a bitch.
Oh come on! Who doesn’t like Superman?!
Big cans? Check. Sexy sunglasses? Check. Shaved cootch? Check. Slutty heels at the beach? Check. Awesome.
hate to break it to you, but that’s not a bikini. it’s Aeon Flux’s outfit.
Real men don’t give a fuck.
At least you broke it to us gently. Because that was shattering. ;)
“Holy Bat Tits, Robin!”
What could that guy in the blue possibly be looking at?
He’s gay
The old guy sitting on the bench – definitely straight.
finest woman on the planet.
By a fucking mile!
I don’t think that’s a bikini but I don’t care she looks great in it. I betcha she looks better out of it though.
Holy hell! I’m gonna need the next 5 minutes or so in the restroom to contemplate this post….
Please be calling me. Please be calling me. Please (for the love of God) be calling me.
I don’t know who Kelly Brook is, but wow, her implants are so oversized it looks uncomfortable—just like that Heidi Montag chick. Stoopid-looking outfit too. And she looks old, whoever she is. Yuck.
Hey, Kate’s back!
When your old man fucking you, he’s thinking of her her so he can cum.
No implants here knob rash, she’s just had a kid. They’re all natural.
not kids. natural,
Ahh. That’s why she’s fat.
Implants?! Old?! Those puppies are real, dipshit. Have ever even seen actual breasts? I mean, other than sucking on your mom’s tit til you were five?
Those are HUGE, and from the size of the hips they could be natural.
WoW
They is. I’ll take one, you have the other.
I’d give almost anything to be the guy on the other end of that call.
I’d rather be at the end of that swimsuit.
i’d rather have my tongue up her exit hole…
Did anyone else’s mouth just start instinctively suckling when they saw this photo, or was it just me?
This marks the first time I’ve shot a load without touching myself. Thank you Superficial!
I want that bathing suit/bikini/whatever it is for myself! Don’t ask, but yes, the answer is yes.
Hmmm, since we’re both in Dallas, give me a ring when you are wearing the whatever it is so I can get a close up look at the suit. yeah, that’s the ticket.
ew nice bruises
Not as bad as the ones you get when you cut yourself.
And there’s always the jealous woman TRYING REALLY hard to find flaws…. What? I guess she’s so perfect that you cant possibly think she could bruise? Ok, pick on something else, if you can!
Tits cleavage and Vag cleavage… evens out
sweet jesus! i’m having trouble breathing.
I have now shot two loads in my pants without touching myself. Thank you. Just thank you!
Absolute fucking perfection!
It’s all well and very, very good, but what does she think about America forgiving Chris Brown?
So a brainless girl walks out with a vulgar bikini on and everybody here is on fire?
A pair of large nicely shaped breasts attached to a nice looking woman of fertile age just rivets most men’s attention in the most remarkable way.
And compared to most of the things posted here this is like a blast of fresh wholesome air.
It’s not that she’s the only woman in a bikini on this site. It’s that she’s one of the very few who actually looks like a woman.
Looking at those pics you cannot be straight or a guy based on your question!
Women cry cause we look at skinny chicks, they cry when we look at cury, so we’re just supposed to lose our shyte over a 200lb hog’s personality.
yeah, no.
Sexist or not, if the outside looks good enough, the inside matters way less.
Totally popped a boner.
Now, all I have to do is kill the Mister Pizza delivery guy, put on his uniform and cut a hole in the bottom of the box…
Finest women on the planet .
Well done, there, God.
THAT’S what you’re looking at? Do you NOT see the tits?
bitch. shes so hott and im jealous.
Doesn’t she have a cell phone? Jeesh, you know the germs that are on those things?
Talentless, attention whore.
I’m sure that was a difficult thing to admit, but we’re talking about Kelly Brook now.
suddenly I’m thirsty for milk and ass
I believe the phrase for this is “Great Googly Moogly!”.
Thaaank Youuu! Oh, my goodness! Every picture is art!
Every time I see Billy Zane I wonder how many times he’s tried to kill himself for fumbling this one.
Answer: Many.
Looks like Venom ejaculated all over her perfect, soft, voluptuous body…
best tits of all time
“hi kelly, can i CUM over?”
She needs a pearl necklace.