Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too

May 22nd, 2012 // 65 Comments

Here’s Kelly Brook on the set of a photo shoot in Cannes where her breasts looked just gigantic and awesome. I don’t know what random god I pleased to deserve such a bounty, but I’ll bet it has something to do with not blowing that entire Nativity scene while it was sleeping that one Christmas. Somehow I knew that would pay off. Somehow I knew…

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Batman

    Man…I wish I was that phone.

  2. Wow, a payphone. I hardly see those anymore.

  3. it had to be said

    Big cans? Check. Sexy sunglasses? Check. Shaved cootch? Check. Slutty heels at the beach? Check. Awesome.

  4. mrsmass

    hate to break it to you, but that’s not a bikini. it’s Aeon Flux’s outfit.

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    Deacon Jones
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    “Holy Bat Tits, Robin!”

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    Deacon Jones
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    What could that guy in the blue possibly be looking at?

  7. finest woman on the planet.

  8. I don’t think that’s a bikini but I don’t care she looks great in it. I betcha she looks better out of it though.

  9. Drunken Monkey

    Holy hell! I’m gonna need the next 5 minutes or so in the restroom to contemplate this post….

  10. Crabby Old Guy

    Please be calling me. Please be calling me. Please (for the love of God) be calling me.

  11. Huh?

    I don’t know who Kelly Brook is, but wow, her implants are so oversized it looks uncomfortable—just like that Heidi Montag chick. Stoopid-looking outfit too. And she looks old, whoever she is. Yuck.

  12. Cock Dr

    Those are HUGE, and from the size of the hips they could be natural.
    WoW

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    I’d give almost anything to be the guy on the other end of that call.

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    The Pope
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    Did anyone else’s mouth just start instinctively suckling when they saw this photo, or was it just me?

  15. Kelly Brook Bikini Photo Booth Cannes
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    This marks the first time I’ve shot a load without touching myself. Thank you Superficial!

  16. kimmykimkim

    I want that bathing suit/bikini/whatever it is for myself! Don’t ask, but yes, the answer is yes.

    • Hmmm, since we’re both in Dallas, give me a ring when you are wearing the whatever it is so I can get a close up look at the suit. yeah, that’s the ticket.

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    JANE
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    ew nice bruises

    • Not as bad as the ones you get when you cut yourself.

    • Crissy

      And there’s always the jealous woman TRYING REALLY hard to find flaws…. What? I guess she’s so perfect that you cant possibly think she could bruise? Ok, pick on something else, if you can!

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    JANE
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    Tits cleavage and Vag cleavage… evens out

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    jt
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    sweet jesus! i’m having trouble breathing.

  20. Kelly Brook Bikini Photo Booth Cannes
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    I have now shot two loads in my pants without touching myself. Thank you. Just thank you!

  21. Kelly Brook Bikini Photo Booth Cannes
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    Absolute fucking perfection!

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    cagster
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    It’s all well and very, very good, but what does she think about America forgiving Chris Brown?

  23. tom

    So a brainless girl walks out with a vulgar bikini on and everybody here is on fire?

    • Cock Dr

      A pair of large nicely shaped breasts attached to a nice looking woman of fertile age just rivets most men’s attention in the most remarkable way.
      And compared to most of the things posted here this is like a blast of fresh wholesome air.

    • It’s not that she’s the only woman in a bikini on this site. It’s that she’s one of the very few who actually looks like a woman.

    • Indigo Leopard

      Looking at those pics you cannot be straight or a guy based on your question!

    • Perspective

      Women cry cause we look at skinny chicks, they cry when we look at cury, so we’re just supposed to lose our shyte over a 200lb hog’s personality.
      yeah, no.
      Sexist or not, if the outside looks good enough, the inside matters way less.

  24. Sheppy

    Totally popped a boner.

  25. Now, all I have to do is kill the Mister Pizza delivery guy, put on his uniform and cut a hole in the bottom of the box…

  26. SeeAlice

    Finest women on the planet .

  27. Well done, there, God.

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    zippythewonderslug
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    THAT’S what you’re looking at? Do you NOT see the tits?

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    lily
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    bitch. shes so hott and im jealous.

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    Doesn’t she have a cell phone? Jeesh, you know the germs that are on those things?

  31. terry

    Talentless, attention whore.

  32. anonym

    suddenly I’m thirsty for milk and ass

  33. tlmck

    I believe the phrase for this is “Great Googly Moogly!”.

  34. Indigo Leopard

    Thaaank Youuu! Oh, my goodness! Every picture is art!

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    Perspective
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    Every time I see Billy Zane I wonder how many times he’s tried to kill himself for fumbling this one.
    Answer: Many.

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    STEVE BLAKE
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    Looks like Venom ejaculated all over her perfect, soft, voluptuous body…

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    skunk
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    best tits of all time

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    skunk
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    “hi kelly, can i CUM over?”

  39. Kelly Brook Bikini Photo Booth Cannes
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    She needs a pearl necklace.

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