Kelly Brook’s In A Bikini Stop Talking

February 4th, 2013 // 45 Comments

It’s been a while since Kelly Brook has had her own post, but in our defense, it’s been a while since she’s crammed her huge, heaving breasts into a bikini causing a chain reaction in my pants that future historians will later refer to as the Kelly Brook Implosion Apex. So really it’s her own fault for not transforming men’s wieners into time-ripping instruments of unparalleled repercussions. Only a woman wouldn’t want to know what would happen if Hitler was a dinosaur. Only a woman. (I’m literally just writing anything down here.)

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. This set makes up for at least three JNL postings.

    Carry on.

  2. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
    Well
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    this is what superficial is all about right here.

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    Smapdi
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    “Why doesn’t this goddamn iPad have a mirror app!!”

  4. firsttimecaller

    i like how the superficial puts stars on some thigh skin, but a nip doesn’t get one. (nothing should get them.. who comes here not to see nipples?)

  5. This is relevant to my interests.

  6. Phil Collins

    oh god those curves

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    Deacon Jones
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    Perfect proportions

  8. Sweet mother of mercy…

  9. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
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    Oh my. Oh my.

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    Monsignor Nelson
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    That bush needs a trim.

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    Monsignor Nelson
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    That bush needs a trim.

  12. USDA Prime McBeef

    Oh, cool. Chrome is trying to block thesuperficial because of garbage from netseer, which distributes “known malware”. Awesome.

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    Cock Dr
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    The bikini top is losing that coverage fight.
    It should just give up…..surrender!

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    Cock Dr
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    Need some help there?
    The site can help line up many assistant support intern volunteers.

  15. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
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    - S’alirght?
    - S’alright.

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    Cock Dr
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    This will provoke the anorexia crowd.
    IMO she is splendidly proportioned and would probably provide a comfortable luxury ride to any man lucky enough to get in the drivers seat.

  17. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
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    “These shadows are terrible. Let me throw a lil’ sunlight on the other side of the beach.”

  18. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
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    In the future when Human Culture has descended into an absurd form of inanity, this will be displayed in a paparazzo museum of our era, under the name of “A Hand-full of A Hand-full.”

  19. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
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    That’s a beautiful thing.

  20. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
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    Where do you apply to become a British colony? I wanna be a British colony.

  21. Honky McGee

    bitch needs to lose 3.5 stone

  22. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
    Yep
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    The miscarriage is the best thing that could have happened to her.

  23. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
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    Fat chicks have big boobs now? Living in the future isn’t as amazing as I thought it would be.

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    guttboy
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    NO!…No trim bush….Bush is making a comeback!

  25. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
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    If you listen really closely, you can hear the sound of Isaac Newton spinning like a lathe.

  26. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Are there words on this page? Can’t see any at all… too busy staring, drooling, staring….

  27. The Garbage Man

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit masturbating at work.

  28. Grand Dragon

    dat everything

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    guttboy
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    Dude, that’s no bush, it’s her mons pubis…..Have you ever seen a naked woman in the flesh?

  30. anonym

    just the right amount of fat. i.e juicy

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    Teddy
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    Peek-a-boob

  32. Valentina

    I need to know how she has that figure without looking like cottage cheese..

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    lawn
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    I’ve been wrong all these years. There really is a God.

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    She is so soft and squishy all over.

    Fuck, I love her. No, REALLY, I do.

  35. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    I want to tongue her ALL over, over her squishy belly, stickin’ my tongue in her gorgeous belly button, lickin’ and suckin’ all OVER her. Fuck yes.

    fap,fap,fap

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    I’ll do that for you……..

  37. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    I just want to suck that fat mound into my mouth…………….ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck yeah….

  38. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
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    “They’ve been here for over twenty years, and I still can’t keep my hands off ‘em. Mmmmm…”

  39. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
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    Invisible Nintendo 3DS.

  40. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
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    now that is a fat pussey

  41. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
    Fribble
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    She’s one hog-calling contest away from a sausage factory.

  42. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
    Fribble
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    FACT – Her body is pictured in the dictionary as an antonym for TONED.

  43. Kelly Brook Bikini Nip Slip
    Fribble
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    North Korea is looking for a few pasty plus sized women. Word is, the famine has them practicing cannibalism. I’m not sure why they need to practice or how they know when they’re perfect.

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