Kelly Brook’s In A Bikini Stop Talking

It’s been a while since Kelly Brook has had her own post, but in our defense, it’s been a while since she’s crammed her huge, heaving breasts into a bikini causing a chain reaction in my pants that future historians will later refer to as the Kelly Brook Implosion Apex. So really it’s her own fault for not transforming men’s wieners into time-ripping instruments of unparalleled repercussions. Only a woman wouldn’t want to know what would happen if Hitler was a dinosaur. Only a woman. (I’m literally just writing anything down here.)

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