Kelly Brook’s Breasts In A Bikini Aren’t Horribly Depressing Topics

February 3rd, 2014 // 57 Comments

The past few posts have either been about drug addiction, child molestation, or inevitable suicide, so here are Kelly Brook‘s giant breasts in a bikini to guide us out of the darkness. Provided you don’t think about the fact that not a single one of us will ever touch them. (I’ll be in the garage with the car running. Hold my calls.)

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    Cock Dr
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    The BF looks like quite the moon bounce super sex ride.

  2. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    Cock Dr
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    Always a good idea to keep hydrated while engaged in hot n heavy exercise.

  3. booya

    i think we all have a chance if she’s willing to date a guy with jorts. huge dick or not.

  4. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    Cock Dr
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    You can see he’s worked very hard but his tits are never gonna be as big as hers.

  5. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    Cock Dr
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    “Let’s continue our discussion on the M82 supernova eruption radiation emission analysis”.

  6. jep

    God bless you Fish, God bless you.

  7. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
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    Nice tattoo above your belt. you cocksucker

  8. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    uncle ruckus
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    Sloppy

  9. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    uncle ruckus
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    chubs

  10. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    renotastic
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    She still has to work off the Fa la la la Fifteen!

  11. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    cc
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    There’s so much to love. In a great way.

  12. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    cc
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    Sigh, I mean, do you have to be covered in douchebag tattoos to date someone famous and attractive now?

  13. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    crb
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    Wow, looks like she picked a real winner. Game over, Kelly Brook.

  14. Lord Helmet

    If you post old or photoshopped pictures of yourself the truth catches up with you sooner or later. Unless she is getting pregnant or was pregnant she’s off my list… I’m sure she’s devastated to hear that.

  15. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
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    That guy: better choice, worst choice or same ol’ bullshit that Jeremy Piven?

  16. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
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    She might be in a big shock as steroid induced muscles actually shrinks a man’s penis and balls to pencil/grape size.
    Oh also shitty tattoos to compensate for such lost, Freudian interpretation.

  17. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    Ronaldo
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    she looks smitten.

  18. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    gary coleman's ghost
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    Kelly getting her swirl on. We black men do have our ways with thick white women, don’t we?

  19. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    david (guest)
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    so thats Kelly’s type…i guess have, oh, NO FUCKING CHANCE THEN

  20. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
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    She’s into black dudes? YES! I got a shot.

  21. Really...?

    Unphotoshopped and still fucking hot. That figure is just insane.

  22. tom

    Fatty in disguise.

  23. anonym

    conversations between these two must be very intelligent

  24. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    gfa
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    she saw his penis

  25. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    me
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    looks like they both skip legs days

  26. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
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    Her ass is looking Kardashian-y this year.

  27. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
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    We can all compare, now, these photos with all the Twitter photos and judge how recently they were taken.

  28. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    The Pope
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    Yeah, he really looks like a McIntosh.

  29. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    The Pope
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    If I had known she was into dark, tattooed, muscle bound guys I would have gotten a tan.

    And tattoos.

    And muscles.

  30. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    Never skip leg day, bro. Never.

  31. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    I pretty much have that exact same reaction every time I see her.

  32. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    You can tell she just let out a fart she’s been holding in since adolescence.

  33. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
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    I always heard that joke about a hot dog down a hallway… This one time, though, I’d love to be that hot dog.

  34. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
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    She’s mesmerized by his keen interpretation of the plight of the modern bourgeoisie.

  35. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    BlackManUSA
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    “Oh! No!! Don’t hurt me scarry black man!!!”

    “(sigh)I’m sorry Kelly, this “role playing” thing is offensive”

    “But my knickers are wetter than the Thames…”

    “…uh…Grrrr…I’m going to punch you…um..dirty white bitch…”

    “That’s the spirit, ol’ chap!!”

  36. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    mikeJ
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    nice armpit

  37. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    Kate Moss's Ear Wax
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    Dumpy

  38. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    Kate Moss's Ear Wax
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    Easy there steroid guy!

  39. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    Kate Moss's Ear Wax
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    Sofa ass

  40. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
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    This is the photographic definition of insecurity. A jacked up boyfriend who is looking to start shit with any guy who looks at his girlfriend the wrong way.

  41. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
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    “I have to go now.”
    “Now?…You promised you would help me spell check my shitty tattoos.”

  42. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
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    “It says ‘No Trespassing.’ That means you can’t go in unless you are authorized to be there. And your being a bit dusky-hued means you’ll probably want to stay away.”

  43. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    El Cacas
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    Can I Take a Bite ?

  44. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
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    I wonder how much thicker she has to get before she stops making me drool. I suspect we have a long, curvy way to go.

  45. Kelly Brook Bikini Boyfriend David McIntosh
    william zabel
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    Aww! Boobies, thank you. You are a God.

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