Why Good Morning, Kelly Brook Bikini Photos, And Other News

July 13th, 2012 // 72 Comments

- Edward Cullen and Spider-Man are having some sort of tiff. [Lainey Gossip]

- Stephen Tyler quit American Idol to do more drugs. That’s the only way to read this. [Dlisted]

- There’s just something alluring about Asian women. [theCHIVE]

- The Internet finally mashed together Christopher Nolan‘s Batman and Breaking Bad. [BuzzFeed]

- Kristen Kreuk makes a Comic-Con appearance. Has looked better. [Popoholic]

- Aly Michalka tweets her side-boob. [Hollywood Tuna]

- “No, I don’t do heroin. What little kid asks that- oh, right.” [TooFab]

- Candice Swanepoel Instagrams her breasts. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Katy Perry‘s insurance company doesn’t want Katy Perry to be Katy Perry, must die. [Starpulse]

- Channing Tatum is crossing the fine line between winning our respect and making us absolutely fucking sick of him. [FilmDrunk]

- The cast of Jersey Shore are experts on making good decisions now. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. virginia

    legit question who is this person?

  2. Deacon Jones

    I just scrolled through about 60 topless pics of her online….and Im on the fence, those breastesses mayyyyyy be enhanced..

  3. Kelly Brook Bikini Thom Evans
    fvalen001
    Commented on this photo:

    Snausages!

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    realist
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    kinda chunky !

  5. Kelly Brook Bikini Thom Evans
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    It would appear she sporting wood.

  6. karlito

    my first thought was…….MOOOOOOO

  7. Boy Blunder

    Yikes. She’s gone a little too far on the weight. Dial it back a notch please.

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    Hugh Gentry
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    lucky rock

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    Boo
    Commented on this photo:

    I would have to say even lumpy and bumpy!

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    diego
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    I love Kelly Brook as much as the next guy, but someone needs to explain the virtues of a bikini wax to this girl. Her razor burn is nasty!

  11. Kelly Brook Bikini Thom Evans
    YUMMY
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the problem with curvy girls. They are always one meal away from getting fat

  12. Emma Watson's Vagina

    meh for Kelly Brook. just saw the pics of Kristen Kreuk . still looks hot.

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    Hugh Gentry
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    my god, I’d never get tired of playing with those.

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    Smapdi
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    Hahaha, nice summer bonnet, dude! It took me 20 minutes to spot it though, so good strategy.

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    jim
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    Loving this angle, and all the neck beards calling her fat, you wouldn’t last 2 seconds with her.

  16. vgrly

    If it weren’t for her breasts……

  17. So much meh. How she graduated beyond Page Three is beyond me.

    I guess these things are cyclical. Soon enough she’ll just be another Samantha Fox.

  18. Crissy

    So how does Jennifer Love Hewitt get soooooo much crap for her bikini pics and people seem to be so much more forgiving for Kelly Broke? I JUST DONT GET IT!!! I’d say she looks much fatter than JLH!

    • Tom

      It may have something to do with her boobs being about three times bigger than JLH’s, and JLH’s wedding ring weirdness.

      But yeah, while the gigantic boobs are great, if she continues in this way she’s becoming un-hot.

    • juss

      She has a way prettier face than JLH, and one tenth of the deperation.

    • kimmykimkim

      Crissy, JLH gets crap for everything, mainly because she comes off as kind of pathetic and desperate. And she’s been around longer (at least in American culture, I don’t know when Kelly Brook got her start) meaning we have more things to make fun of her for. Yeah it’s kinda sad, but, hey it’s all in good fun. In reality, she’s a really beautiful girl. She and Kelly, both.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        If you guys can at all tolerate Katherine Heigl, Kelly was in a bad movie with her that is quite fun to watch. The sequel to Romy and Michelle. Kelly played a movie star.

    • Perhaps Kelly and JLH should oil wrestle in bikinis to decide.
      A win-win for all of us, really.

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    lily
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    wow shes really chunked out. get on the treadmill and get your looks back ms brook.

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    lily
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    what happened??? its like she gained 20 pounds overnight….eeeek

    • vgrly

      too much fish and chips. I just think that this is her natural body time. She should work out to tone up but she’s not going to get much skinnier than that.

    • mrsmass

      she always looked a bit doughy to me. didn’t understand fish’s obsession with her. if it was anyone else, everyone would be calling her pig. her tits are hug so i guess she gets a free pass on this site.

  21. The Royal Penis

    Someone’s playing the live version of “hungry, hungry hippos” again.

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    Feral B
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    “Boys, really, I can’t feed this thing myself”

  23. loola

    i think its partly the bikini. its from a range she ‘designed’ for a high street chain in the uk. cheap cheap cheap.

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    LRonHoover
    Commented on this photo:

    BEAUTIFUL! And she looks like a WOMAN, not an anorexic stick figure.

    • team brook

      She’s gorgeous. People need to cut her some slack, she miscarried a baby when she was almost 6 months pregnant a while back.

      • anonymous

        That was SIX months ago.

        In fact not only had she lost the baby weight but she did modeled a whole bikini line afterward.

        This recent weight gain has only happened in the last month or two.

        Not saying she looks bad but she herself must be seeing the end of her career if she’s letting herself go like this.

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    Crissy
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    She’s gotta be on her period! Only way you can explain this mess. I mean, bloating can be a killer for a “curvy/chunky” girl.

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    Bangers And Mash
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    Looks like your typical Walmart customer.

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    Bob
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    wow you idiots i would still give my left nut for this girl!!! beautiful

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    flambe cheese
    Commented on this photo:

    Bob, its two girls pretending they’re thin.

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    Jibs
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    yum!

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    John
    Commented on this photo:

    Her overall build is too big! She could lose a few pounds & get a breast reduction & be gorgeous! Of course a little Botox wouldn’t hurt either! She has potential to be likeable!

  31. We

    Lardass. Lookin good from chin to stern though.

  32. Kelly Brook Bikini Thom Evans
    Penis Wrinkle
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Ms. Brook,

    Frilly bikini bottoms are made for people withOUT hips/big ass/thunder thighs.
    Same goes for the top…that thing has to be shellacked onto you. Strapless = for little breastesesss…

    Seriously, you’re probably not as fat as you look in this picture right now. You usually do so well with bathing suit choices…WTF happened?!?!?!

    Sincerely,
    A bitch that knows how to dress to her body type. (which is non-fat, thank you much)

  33. Kelly Brook Bikini Thom Evans
    Penis Wrinkle
    Commented on this photo:

    omg
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  34. SeeAlice

    Kelly what happened ?

  35. Uh huh

    Any man offering critical comments probably hasn’t slept with a woman even close to this sexy, and would never imagine kicking her out of bed if they were lucky enough to get her there in the first place. Such hypocrits. Tell me, which women ARE worthy of your Heavenly Adonis Penis????

    • SeeAlice

      Adrian Adonis the Wrestler ?

    • Everyone Has Different Taste

      Amber Heard
      Kristin Cavallari (yup, might even do her pregnant)
      Leighton Meester
      Selena Gomez
      Freida Pinto
      Katharine McPhee
      Diora Baird
      Rachael Leigh Cook
      Maria Sharapova
      Chyler Leigh (she made out with her own brother in “Kickboxing Academy”)
      Shay Mitchell (just met her and she’s hot)
      Brooklyn Decker
      Sarah Gadon
      Qi Shu

      you probably don’t know some them but to me they are all hot

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    keijo
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    So she has a penis afterall

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    Nikki
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    She looks normal and healthy. Straight out.

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    Amme
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    She is beautiful but that bikini is ugly and unflattering. I don’t think those ruffles look good on anyone.

  39. Kelly Brook Bikini Thom Evans
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    John’s an idiot. She looks great.

  40. Doug

    I’m giggling at all the dudes who are acting like they wouldn’t nail Kelly Brook, “chunky” or no, given half the chance. Sure you wouldn’t, ladykiller.

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    Evan
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    Just another fat chick with big tits -

  42. Tref

    She looks good having meat on her bones makes her all the more cutie

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    Lana
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    John, you must not like women.

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    shemp
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    I would motorboat that tummy so hard…

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